fuck your water, i just live

12/18/2008 11:24:47 PM

I'm the 20 minute shower taking motherfucker you love to hate

12/18/2008 11:25:05 PM

damn tke's don't shower anyway

12/18/2008 11:37:25 PM

^ so, is it a chicken pox scar or did you get stabbed or what?

TWW wants to know!

12/18/2008 11:39:18 PM

THEY GAVE ME TEH AIDS WHEN THEY SLEPT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND


and by aids i mean i'm bullshiting

and by girlfriend i mean i don't even have a reason.

12/18/2008 11:41:21 PM

i'm talking about the gash by your right eye

12/18/2008 11:47:46 PM

chicken pox scar

12/18/2008 11:50:24 PM

Seriously, though, you're the water company's bitch.

12/19/2008 12:51:32 AM

how stinky is pat today?

12/19/2008 8:35:38 AM

Quote :

""your manhood is directly proportionate to your ability to get what you want over the phone through anger and righteous indignation.""

12/19/2008 8:38:27 AM

maybe this is punishment from God for living with someone of the opposite sex.

SINNER

12/19/2008 8:42:21 AM

if it's yellow, I don't let it mellow

if it's brown, I don't flush it down

12/19/2008 8:43:37 AM

^^yeah that must be it

I'm not that smelly, but now that you mention it I did forget to put on deoderant this morning I also haven't shaved since Tuesday night. Good thing my boss and most other people are out of the office today, lol.

12/19/2008 9:16:49 AM

FTW

12/19/2008 10:19:54 AM

I've got to say, this whole being able to flush the toilet thing is great!

12/19/2008 10:48:24 AM

^^They sell those at Home Depot/Lowe's?

according to my roommate, the water's still not on. I wish I had more of a handle on this, since I'm at work and not home.

Fuck it I'm calling somebody! my roommate won't give me the name and/or number of the Water Company so I'm helpless at work (might leave early)

[Edited on December 19, 2008 at 1:59 PM. Reason : the water's going back on one way or another]

12/19/2008 1:43:50 PM