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12/20/2008 11:09:59 PM

FUCK IT

12/20/2008 11:10:29 PM

i was told 1 out of every 10 girls will say yes if you ask them to have sex...heard this at least twice

12/20/2008 11:29:25 PM

This advice is useless for people who can't even get a date.

12/21/2008 12:08:28 AM

facebook?

12/21/2008 12:09:59 AM

well, just do whatever it takes, but don't get the herp.

12/21/2008 12:17:19 AM

FOUND

12/21/2008 12:17:19 AM

this shit works. The other day I took a girl out and got naked right outside the restaurant and started to put a condom on. She was so turned on we had sex in the car and she told me not to worry about the condom. She had some new manmade STD that kills sperm when it leaves the shaft.

12/21/2008 12:34:15 AM

^epic pregnancy fail

12/21/2008 12:40:24 AM

It's been a few days and she ain't had no baby yet, we're good! I know she was telling me the truth because I read something about it on the internet!

12/21/2008 12:41:08 AM

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"She had some new manmade STD that kills sperm when it leaves the shaft."

12/22/2008 11:28:08 AM

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"It's been a few days and she ain't had no baby yet, we're good!"

9 month fail

12/22/2008 11:30:37 AM

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"STILL NOT PREGNANT"

12/22/2008 2:13:04 PM

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"CONDOMS FOR PUSSIES"

12/22/2008 2:31:06 PM

i actually do have a full-proof plan for this, but i don't feel like typing it

12/22/2008 3:21:14 PM

12/22/2008 3:23:52 PM

type it

12/22/2008 5:58:14 PM

Play Magic: The Gathering with her

12/22/2008 5:59:05 PM

12/22/2008 9:01:18 PM

Tell her you are a state fan, maybe she will feel sorry for you

12/22/2008 9:04:14 PM

ask if she wants to come back to your place to "watch a movie." this is less awkward for both of you than saying "come over and fuck."

12/22/2008 9:35:40 PM

fuck it, im not reading anything here.


except for steven colbert

12/22/2008 10:30:18 PM

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"ask if she wants to come back to your place to "watch a movie." this is less awkward for both of you than saying "come over and fuck.""

ding ding ding

this is universal code for lets go hookup without saying "lets go hookup"

12/22/2008 10:39:03 PM

I would use the "lets go back to my place and watch a movie" when I was in college. The older you get, the more acceptable it is to say, "lets go back to my place." And if you're already out, "lets get some drinks back at my place" is pretty much 100%.

12/22/2008 11:01:25 PM