Quote :

"It’s not a hard conclusion to draw, so let’s just look at the facts. Getting attention from men is a woman’s lifeblood. That’s why women worship men in the form of menial tasks that they’re not very good at — because men control our attention like the gods of old controlled the sun and the crypt. We giveth and we can taketh away. "

12/21/2008 2:03:27 PM

how long before she passed out did she say this?

12/21/2008 2:23:30 PM

Quote :

"Getting a woman to cheat is like getting a duck to eat bread crumbs"

+1

12/21/2008 3:50:00 PM

lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

12/21/2008 3:54:57 PM

^^^^^^^^

^^^^^^^^

12/21/2008 3:56:08 PM

Quote :

"Girls act weird once they get a little bit of alcohol in em."

Word.

12/21/2008 3:57:09 PM

aha <3 drunk sluts

12/21/2008 3:57:44 PM

i like it when my girlfriends try to get with my friends and vice versa

it really helps motivate me to go the extra mile when i start burning bridges !!1

12/21/2008 3:58:25 PM

First of all, God did me a favor my making me a pudgy little thing. It makes it harder to whore around.

Second of all, I paw at everyone and everything if I have enough alcohol in me. That's why I do my drinkin' at home.

12/21/2008 3:59:28 PM

gotta love those girls that immediately try and fuck all your friends after a break-up

12/21/2008 3:59:57 PM

haha who cares about the girl at that point. the funny part is hearing about friends that are trying to get at your scraps

12/21/2008 4:12:51 PM

concur

12/21/2008 4:16:11 PM

nah, my friends dont pull that shit, whats funny is watching her try so hard just to be spiteful to you

12/21/2008 4:18:30 PM

Quote :

"Quote : "That happened to me once. Now that I call her "wife" and we have a kid, tho, she doesn't want the penis quite as often." It's a vicious cycle isn't it. I wonder which one of your friends she is banging now. Actually prolly just someone from the office..."

Like my mom once told me..."If she'll do it with you, she'll do it to you." Damn if she warn't right.

12/21/2008 4:19:56 PM

well yeah none of my real friends would. but you get the point.

and if they start trying to spite you, you could always burn the bridge and make her never want to care what you think ever again

12/21/2008 4:21:25 PM

momma is always right

12/21/2008 4:22:06 PM

haha i usually do

12/21/2008 4:22:41 PM

but could you catch on fire without any of your exes saying "wow that sucks"

cause i could!

12/21/2008 4:25:21 PM

Quote :

"If she'll do it with you, she'll do it to you."

I like that.
And word x2.

I don't know why these silly asses think that she'll be faithful if they cheated to be with you.
Men are retarded.

12/21/2008 4:25:55 PM

at the end of hs/beginning of college, i told a girl that her boyfriend was cheating on her... and when they broke up i dated her for a couple years

but that guy wasnt my friend. he was a piece of shit. still probably a dick move, though. i know he thought so, he constantly harassed me after that

maybe set up some karma

12/21/2008 4:27:52 PM

was he cheating or were you just trying to get your dick wet?

12/21/2008 4:30:01 PM

no he really was.

and she was one of my best friends for quite some time before that... at the time it wasn't my intention to date her... but it just happened a month or so later.

12/21/2008 4:35:06 PM

Quote :

"but could you catch on fire without any of your exes saying "wow that sucks" cause i could!"

nah im pretty sure my exes would say "thank god"

12/21/2008 4:37:45 PM

i have one ex that would probably try to actually set me on fire

12/21/2008 4:40:28 PM

well she's not his ex, yet

12/21/2008 7:22:41 PM

No one cares, since she's probably fat.

12/21/2008 7:35:53 PM

^o rly?

12/21/2008 9:30:07 PM