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12/22/2008 3:47:17 PM

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"^you must have never lived w/ a S.O they believe that if they have to wake up early for what ever reason, that you should have to wake up early too "

BULLSHIT

What makes you think you could speak for everyone's S.O anyway? Not all of us have shitty S.O's

12/22/2008 3:48:49 PM

I, too, call bullshit on that.

12/22/2008 3:49:37 PM

^^ exactly, i understand when she doesn't get up and vice versa, if one of us really wanted the other up then we would accommodate them of course, but it's not expected.

12/22/2008 3:52:58 PM

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"and that's why your vagina cries at night"

12/22/2008 3:55:26 PM

f she doesnt get up oh well. that means i get to do what i want. if she gets up and starts blowing my dick, and i dont do anything, thats grounds for not getting to bwn that night

12/22/2008 3:55:53 PM

For page 2:

This chick sounds like the worst kind of girlfriend. You know he'll just fuck your friends if you deny him sex. That's what any warm blooded American man would do if his main squeeze was being a stuck up cunt about bullshit petty things.

12/22/2008 4:42:15 PM

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"^you must have never lived w/ a S.O they believe that if they have to wake up early for what ever reason, that you should have to wake up early too"

speak for yourself. Not all of us are that inconsiderate.

12/22/2008 5:04:11 PM

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"DivaBaby definitely takes the win on this thread."

agreed. that was hysterical.

12/22/2008 5:20:03 PM

^^ she speaks the troof

12/22/2008 5:21:39 PM

he'll probably find someone that doesn't bitch at him all the time to have sex with

....just sayin'


p.s., I wish I could hug OMFGPlzDoMe

12/22/2008 5:29:04 PM

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"^^ exactly, i understand when she doesn't get up and vice versa, if one of us really wanted the other up then we would accommodate them of course, but it's not expected."

Yep. That is how a normal relationship works. The OP seems to have rather unrealistic expectations...

(though the thing about the camera connector would be kinda annoying)

12/22/2008 5:42:15 PM

I'd clean the entire fucking kitchen if you were hot enough.

12/22/2008 5:51:52 PM

bttt
did he get any or did you stay all bitched up

12/23/2008 11:03:45 AM

all these are "woman" jobs

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"for the 4th time in a row, he has not gone to the post office to pick up the packages he has not found the connecter to download my camera pix even though I've asked him for 2 weeks he was still sleeping when i left for work at 6:30 am this morning the dishes are still in the sink...... "

12/23/2008 11:04:38 AM

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"I wonder what percentage of women actually use sex as a bargaining chip."

The ones who don't ACTUALLY enjoy it and will stop giving it to you once they get a ring.

If my BF was here today I'd give it to him till one of us passed out, even if he hadn't done the dishes or whatever.

12/23/2008 11:07:37 AM

If you want to leave the guy, just do it. Stop finding fault and tearing him down--and just before Christmas, too.

12/23/2008 11:09:25 AM

maybe her vagina is still crying

12/23/2008 11:09:50 AM

This is all fun and games until he starts "working late" on a regular basis because he has a frigid bitch that don't put out at home.

12/23/2008 11:10:25 AM

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"maybe her vagina is still crying"

maybe???

12/23/2008 11:15:13 AM

I have said this before and I will say it again


chicks that use sex as a weapon should have their clitoris removed with a rusty scalpel.

12/23/2008 11:16:01 AM

ok I'm sure of it....

her vagina is still crying...this is why she's not responding to the thread

12/23/2008 11:17:13 AM

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"he was still sleeping when i left for work at 6:30 am this morning."

What was he supposed to do?

Get up with you, get in your way while you try to make yourself look nice for work, bug you for a piece of ass, and make you late for work?

12/23/2008 11:34:09 AM

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"I don't use it as a bargaining chip, but don't think you're gonna slack off and piss me off and then I'll be all "oh boy, I'm so happy! let's do it!""

Wait, isn't that using sex as a bargaining chip? It doesn't have to be "Here's your list of things to do today. If you do 2/3 of them, I'll blow you. 3/4 of them, you get 10 minutes of boning me. All of them, you get to tie my hands behind my back and bend me over the fence in the backyard."


This chick sounds like an all-around pain in the ass...not worth the trouble.

[Edited on December 23, 2008 at 11:50 AM. Reason : asdfasd]

12/23/2008 11:49:13 AM

^please throw a gun in that response for me

haha

12/23/2008 11:50:57 AM

She saw the look in his eyes
and she knew better
He wanted her tonight
And it was now or never
He made her feel so sad

Oh, whoa, whoa, vagina's cryin'
Oh, whoa, whoa, vagina's cryin'

12/23/2008 11:54:34 AM

he works from home
i work from 7am-6pm

i spose if i wanted to declare the inner workings of our relationship i'd be offended by the comments here instead of just using a thread to bitch.

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"I don't know about that... I usually just have to say, "Hey, the kid's asleep. Let's go," but she sure as hell isn't going to be in the mood if I've been an asshole all day, or forgot to do something important."

BINGO

12/23/2008 12:48:32 PM

and then you catch him cheating.....

12/23/2008 1:44:57 PM

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"I wonder what percentage of women actually use sex as a bargaining chip."

This sounds like the start of a poisonous relationship. When you trade sex for chores it means that for you, sex is just another chore. That's no way to live.

12/25/2008 10:35:30 AM

<3

Spoken like a student of mine

12/25/2008 10:36:21 AM

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"I wonder what percentage of women actually use sex as a bargaining chip."

Sounds more like prostitution to me. Giving something because you want to get something...

12/25/2008 10:44:20 AM

lol @ the relationship experts itt

12/25/2008 10:45:40 AM

I just find the thread title amusing coming from that username.

Chuckle.

12/25/2008 10:48:16 AM

experts? nah I just tell it how it is. you can go be a bitch / asshole all you want.

12/25/2008 11:08:39 AM

if I have to get up at the crack of dawn and my girl has no reason to be up I kiss her on the forehead and bounce, not act like a dick and make her get up too.

This chick sucks ass

12/25/2008 11:10:32 AM

^

12/25/2008 11:18:40 AM

I hope you die you huge bitch!

up at 6:30? wtf is wrong with you...

and just because you dont know how to hook up a camera doesnt mean he has to... read the fucking instructions you cunt

12/25/2008 11:19:27 AM

^

12/25/2008 11:20:32 AM

Why Women Hate Sex: Part 2
We all know women hate sex because they’re lousy at it. The missionary position proved that long before I was on Earth cracking the whip on the ass of women all over the place.

But why else do women hate the Horizontal Mambo? I’m a man so I don’t know the meaning of the word “stop” or “enough is enough”. That’s why we have things like cars and automatic pistols. If women ran the world we would have stopped after inventing a pile of wood and right before lighting it on fire.

Enough is enough! You already stacked all that wood!

Men are all about the extra mile.

Women hate the Beast with Two Backs because it takes the iron-fisted, tight-assed control over they crave over their lives and chucks it against the rocks. It also says ‘fuck you,’ at the same time like it’s really rubbing it in there for good measure. There’s only one thing women love more than diamonds, drama, and abusive boyfriends; and that’s control. As a man and having the natural inclination towards math that women lack, you can put 2 and 2 together: women hate fucking.

Men don’t need that delusion of control. We don’t live our lives in fantasy worlds where animals are children and genetics and ill-fitting trousers cause fatness over Frappaccinos and gold brickery. We men are perfectly happy no matter how things turn out because we know we did our man-best. We are the best so we did our best. It only makes sense.

That’s why men like fast cars, loose women, and short conversations. You might smash into a cliff or get your wallet stolen at any moment — or you might get yourself into a hilarious misunderstanding! The only thing you know for sure is that you’ll be on the move. That means progress.

Women need to feel like they have control over their lives because they don’t want responsibility over anything. They’re all children, and growing up for women is exactly like what you think would happen to those captive dolphins if they released any of them into the wild.

You know what I’m talking about? Probably — because you’re a man. Women are always bitching and moaning about dolphins and animals in zoos, but anyone with a brain knows from a mile away that those creatures would be completely fucked in the wild. That’s women without their precious rules and control. It’s like how your mother told you not to eat cookies and Kool-Aid all day when you were little because it would wreck your appetite. Fuck it. I’ll wreck my appetite if my desires incline me to do so. Then I’ll deal with the consequences. How bad could they be? I’m a man so I can handle anything life throws at me.

And that’s the point. That’s why we men like making the Bedroom Banjo and women don’t. We do what we want. We don’t shirk responsibility for our desires and we make our own rules.

We also don’t need our mothers telling us what to do when we’re thirty. That’s the last thing you need at that age; a woman telling you what to do.

12/25/2008 12:34:35 PM