2 sweaters

12/26/2008 9:11:25 AM

All my gifts were awesome b/c my wish list was long as fuck.

12/26/2008 10:10:33 AM

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"homemade apple butter and strawberry jam everyone says it is good but id on't like that kind of stuff anyone want?"

seriously? I'll take it off your hands.

12/26/2008 11:15:01 AM

my brother and I exchange "Aunt Doris" gifts every year on Christmas Eve. Our great aunt had the habit of always giving really bad gifts (clothes that don't fit, moldy food, clothes from the 1970's, etc).

So this year my brother gave me an ornament


from 2004...it said 2004 on it


and he only got it for half off

12/26/2008 12:14:41 PM

From my great aunt and uncle:




1. I can only use it a few weeks out of the year
2. I don't ski
3. They said I needed to "start a collection"

12/26/2008 1:43:10 PM

sorry

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12/26/2008 2:05:01 PM

i didnt mean to do this

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12/26/2008 2:05:01 PM

editing it sorry

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12/26/2008 2:05:01 PM

please do not suspend me i seriously didnt mean to do this

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12/26/2008 2:05:01 PM

didnt mean it

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12/26/2008 2:05:01 PM

sorry jen

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12/26/2008 2:05:01 PM

my b

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12/26/2008 2:05:01 PM

i did not mean to do this

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12/26/2008 2:05:01 PM

i dont like thinking of gifts as a "worst" kinda thing...everything i got i will be useful at some point

12/26/2008 2:05:02 PM

D'OH

12/26/2008 2:06:48 PM

my daughter's dumb bitch of a mother not picking up the phone on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day (other than once where she picked up and said "she probably isn't going to talk to you"--I assume because my daughter was playing or doing something. Then she either hung up, or the call dropped. Either way, she wouldn't pick the phone back up.)

Also, the fact that she owes me $1300 that I'll probably have to take her to court to get (I paid her November's child support, then they started taking it out of my pay...and she also bounced a check for daycare, which got garnished from my pay since she's my dependant)...but that isn't really directly Christmas related.

I am about ready to kick this bitch in the pussy.

12/26/2008 2:20:19 PM

that's fucked up to a degree i can't even imagine

12/26/2008 2:24:30 PM

Yeah, fucking standard for her (and not at all unusual for single mothers, from what I've seen.)

I am going to put her in a world of hurt in court if we end up there again.

12/26/2008 2:29:59 PM

Yeah.. a guy at work is going through similar stuff..although I have to admit his baby momma seems a lot more reasonable--they've managed to work everything out outside of court with him getting the kid 6/14 days and pretty evenly over holidays, summer, etc, a fair amount of $$ that he pays her, lalala.

..but he's had her on speakerphone a few times and Jesus she said some of the most irrational shit I've ever heard in my life.

12/26/2008 2:33:37 PM

look at you consumerist bitches

12/26/2008 2:35:08 PM

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"my daughter's dumb bitch of a mother not picking up the phone on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day (other than once where she picked up and said "she probably isn't going to talk to you"--I assume because my daughter was playing or doing something. Then she either hung up, or the call dropped. Either way, she wouldn't pick the phone back up.)"

12/26/2008 2:39:51 PM

A tampa bay bucs t-shirt... I wanted to puke.

my mom doesn't know which teams play which sports... she said she remembered me liking tampa bay (I had a hat when I was like 9)

the funny thing is she also got me a panthers helmet replica... I didn't feel bad laughing at her about the bucs shirt because she probably paid like 5 bucks for it.

12/26/2008 2:50:52 PM

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"you can tell you're getting old when you're grateful for any gifts you receive for christmas "

12/26/2008 5:37:33 PM

i guess my worst is a wendys giftcard cause i dont eat wendys very often...like once ever 5 years or something

12/26/2008 9:57:00 PM

^ Give that shit to me.

12/26/2008 9:57:41 PM

Snowman earrings

I hate the gifts that are so bad that you can't even regift them. I don't even know if I'd donate snowman earrings to the Salvation Army. So random.

12/26/2008 10:05:05 PM

my mom got me more lipglosses than I could use in five years. I mean, it's not a bad gift she just went overboard.

12/26/2008 10:30:33 PM

lol...snowman earings...how old do they think you are...or are you a teacher? eh, rock em anyways

12/26/2008 10:31:37 PM

I accidentally broke my tail-light on my car trying to repair it. It's also the only present I've gotten so far. I blame the schools

12/27/2008 3:16:26 AM

LOL

12/27/2008 5:42:23 AM