don't librarians need to be able to read?

1/28/2009 9:18:00 PM

by that token, shouldn't dietitians be in good health?

1/28/2009 9:18:49 PM

yes?


actually, thats not the same... you dont have to be in shape to tell others how to be in shape, but you have to be able to read to be a librarian

[Edited on January 28, 2009 at 9:20 PM. Reason : d]

1/28/2009 9:19:13 PM

how will a dude ever know that i can't read in a bar?

1/28/2009 9:21:58 PM

when you walk into the men's room

1/28/2009 9:22:30 PM

that's why they have those drawings that lead to HILARIOUS King of Queens promos.

1/28/2009 9:23:19 PM

but i would do that anyway


the line is shorter

1/28/2009 9:23:33 PM

and thats where bar head occurs

1/28/2009 9:23:58 PM

well...yeah

1/28/2009 9:24:39 PM

you my favorite hick

1/28/2009 9:24:59 PM

hooray, bar head!

1/28/2009 9:24:59 PM

this thread took an interesting turn

1/28/2009 9:28:11 PM

Erica's nickname in school was barhead

1/28/2009 9:32:51 PM

well call me "bar napkin" then

1/29/2009 12:13:19 AM

"Shamus O'Tool"

1/29/2009 12:16:28 AM

Quote :

"^^^ same point as dressing up in suits to go to a bar, i guess sometimes it's fun to play make believe"

it's not make believe when you actual own and like to wear suits (especially when the tradition started when a bunch of us did it for the Florida/GA game, and became a semesterly thing)



I just don't see why one would need a fake name to use at a bar

1/29/2009 12:40:51 PM

consider this thread dead....

1/29/2009 12:45:46 PM

Arthur Digby Sellers

1/29/2009 12:47:33 PM

i hate my bar name, it's poopface

1/29/2009 12:48:35 PM

was it florida georgia? i thought it was auburn game, when they were good.

i can't remember.



I just ask girls if i can buy them a house. thats usually my foot in the door

1/29/2009 12:49:01 PM

me and a buddy used to go to random parties and say we were from scotland

my name was Fleming Rasmussen and his name was Sherman Flanagan

no real reason to do it besides fuck around. Plus if anything got broken/stolen they would just blame it on Fleming or Sherman

1/29/2009 12:51:23 PM

Lionel Hutz
Troy McClure

1/29/2009 12:52:39 PM

Nick Force

1/29/2009 12:52:41 PM

^^^^it might have been auburn- i was thinkin it was for the "worlds biggest outdoor cocktail," but I would have been more inclined to get gussied up for an Auburn game


oh dear- Simon is a scary guy

[Edited on January 29, 2009 at 12:54 PM. Reason : dbvnl]

1/29/2009 12:53:19 PM

I also used to have an alter-ego named Simon that got me into trouble back in the day

1/29/2009 12:53:30 PM

Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/09/27/iraq/main575441.shtml

1/29/2009 12:55:54 PM

haha I love this. I haven't used a bar name in a while.

I used to be Stephanie and whatever last name I could come up with super fast. Also my name is Autumn Raine when I feel like being super redneck.

I need a new one.

[Edited on January 29, 2009 at 1:49 PM. Reason : e]

1/29/2009 1:49:24 PM

Cocoa Butta

1/29/2009 1:52:56 PM

thats my right and left titty's names

[Edited on January 29, 2009 at 1:53 PM. Reason : haha ]

1/29/2009 1:53:16 PM

ORAL SEXENBACHER

my alter ego, besides Queef Sweat is FDR Kelly



oral sexenbacher was my first choice for my new tdub name, but it won't fit

[Edited on January 29, 2009 at 2:07 PM. Reason : thats what she said]

1/29/2009 2:01:00 PM

LOOOOOOOVE!

1/29/2009 2:02:46 PM

RAY LANCASSTER

1/29/2009 4:25:06 PM

Mine lately is Dan Feagler of the Pitt County Sherrif's Department

I use my southern drawl and say it like "Dayun Feeglur of the PITT Cownee Shurff's departmint"

I have a backstory and everything

It works wonders

1/29/2009 4:27:12 PM

tim, just be Ray Lamontagne.

1/29/2009 4:33:56 PM

Todd Shaw

1/29/2009 4:38:23 PM

Henry Hill

1/29/2009 4:45:28 PM

suggest a name for me silly

1/29/2009 4:58:16 PM

Peinece Nawer

1/29/2009 5:00:02 PM

I don't gnaw

1/29/2009 5:06:21 PM

Dixon Yamowf

1/29/2009 5:08:16 PM

Amber has been my bar name for the past few years.

1/29/2009 5:11:31 PM

BOBBY

I will use that if I go somewhere tonight. I shall report back


god I'm laughing at that name!

1/29/2009 5:12:25 PM

Gunnery Sergeants outrank Lieutenant's anyway, but they just masturbate all day anyway...

[Edited on January 29, 2009 at 5:15 PM. Reason : or are they the singers?]

1/29/2009 5:15:04 PM