page 2's dog got run over and wife left him

2/19/2009 1:52:55 PM

there's more than one way to skin a cat

it stinks like a pole cat

2/19/2009 2:06:09 PM

"Bless his heart, but he's about the ugliest thing I ever did see"

2/19/2009 2:19:12 PM

he was working harder than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

2/19/2009 3:10:29 PM

i prefer "sharp as a marble"

2/19/2009 3:11:15 PM

Quote :

"Oi haff jus cleeeeeaned thureeee loons. Gott'em cleeaned, gott'em in the freeeezer. Now we jus need to knoooew when wur gonna 'ave 'em. We kin 'ave 'em on Fridy or on Sundy. Let me knooew. Awwlright. Talk to ye laterr."

Them's my people.

2/19/2009 3:20:53 PM

"Drunker than a nine eyed nigger in a trash pile"

"Everyday the Lord sends me"

"Hotter than 40 hell"

"That bitch loves cocaine better than Peter loved the Lord"

[Edited on February 19, 2009 at 3:29 PM. Reason : .]

2/19/2009 3:28:47 PM

Quote :

"Rat Bastard!!"

2/21/2009 9:16:57 PM

hahahaha VICKERS you cant pass in the grass fuck face. hahahah

2/21/2009 9:18:03 PM

On having bad luck...

"If it was raining pussies, I'd get one with a dick stuck in it."

[Edited on March 11, 2009 at 2:51 PM. Reason : m]

3/11/2009 2:51:03 PM