pg 2 is sorry

3/4/2009 8:50:16 AM

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"o they sell UNC shit in walmarts in seattle too huh?"

yes, physically walking into a walmart is the only way to purchase sports memorabilia

3/4/2009 9:01:54 AM

now that i've read more of the thread a UNC umbrella would be the best you can get.
It's tested to stop all the tears of UNC fans when they don't win the tournament again.

3/4/2009 9:03:30 AM

aha

but what's more telling is that it's disguised by being dark blue rather than carolina blue... so they can fold it up and hide the insignia, and not be recognized as they try and sneak out without being seen.



I've decided what to do with it, that should be acceptable to everyone.


I'm going to donate it to a homeless shelter. that way some junkie or bum will lay claim to it's use, and the resource of a functional umbrella will not be destroyed or go to waste at the bottom of my closet.

and best of all, passers-by in Seattle will associate the abominable UNC umbrella with homelessness and destitution.

meanwhile, I'll order a Wolfpack-red NC State insigna-covered umbrella as a replacement for my wife





EDIT: by the way, i did thoroughly bitch out my wife. I told her in no uncertain terms that I will not stand for such familial treachery in my own house, and I better not see any such paraphernalia lying about again.






[Edited on March 4, 2009 at 11:07 AM. Reason : ]

3/4/2009 11:04:12 AM

in all honesty, if this had of happened to me...

i would have thrown the umbrella away in the nearest dumpster and finished my walk in the rain, seriously.

[Edited on March 4, 2009 at 11:19 AM. Reason : .]

3/4/2009 11:18:40 AM

if it were carolina blue, i would have.

3/4/2009 3:54:41 PM

honestly though, unc has a good umbrella making progam

3/4/2009 3:57:17 PM

dude im seriously thinking about unsubscribing to your newsletter

3/4/2009 3:59:08 PM

it's as simple as clicking "unsubscribe"

http://www.thewolfweb.com/user_logout.aspx

3/5/2009 5:41:50 PM

i can honestly say i would not have used that umbrella.

3/5/2009 5:45:35 PM

did i make this thread?

goddam i'm a putz

3/5/2009 8:26:40 PM