Do you like apples?

3/23/2009 4:37:22 PM

3/23/2009 5:08:44 PM

I like apples...usually Jonathan, Winesap, Fuji, Granny Smith. Keep your Delicious apples; they're plain jane.

But I know where this is going.

Ok, Monday number two for the week. Let's see what kind of shit I don't feel like answering today. Have at it, folks.

3/24/2009 10:35:06 AM

Damn...bring some interest to the day here.

3/24/2009 1:44:23 PM

would you rather live at the beach or the mountains?

3/24/2009 1:48:47 PM

Beach, hands down. It fuels my desire to explore. I love being in and on the water! And I love to sail as well...and mountain lakes would SUCK for that.

3/24/2009 1:58:02 PM

I wanna be a mermaid when I grow up.

3/24/2009 2:04:41 PM

Cut my tongue out
I've been caught out
Like a giant juggernaut
Happy hours
Golden showers
On a cruise to freak you out

We could fly a helicopter
Nothing left to talk about
Entertain you
Celebrate you
I'll be back to frame you

[Chorus:]
When I grow up
I'll be stable
When I grow up
I'll turn the tables

Trying hard to fit among you
Floating out to wonderland
Unprotected
God I'm pregnant
Damn the consequences

[Chorus:]
Blood and blisters
On my fingers
Chaos rules when we're apart
Watch my temper
I go mental
I'll try to be gentle

[Chorus:]
When I grow up
When I grow up
When I grow up
I'll turn the tables

[Bridge:]
Don't take offense
Better make amends
Rip it all to shreds and let it go

I rip it all to shreds and let it go
I rip it all to shreds and let it go
I rip it all to shreds and let it go.

3/24/2009 2:09:42 PM

do you these words regularly....yonder, reckon, unit?

3/24/2009 2:13:06 PM

I do say yonder and reckon a lot.

But the only time I use the word unit is to describe a system or part of a system that I sell at work...that kind of deal.

I do NOT use unit to describe my genitalia; rather, I use the terms "mess" and "wang" and "pecker" and "dick"...and I refer to my testes as my nuggets.

3/24/2009 2:15:10 PM

I don't use unit to describe your weiner. How do you think I use the word unit?

3/24/2009 2:18:51 PM

ain't sure. Enlighten me.

3/24/2009 2:42:53 PM

i have a holy shit im ashamed to ask question.

i have an 03 maxima with a burned out p. side parking light
caused me to fail my inspection today.

anyway i looked under, behind the carpet in the trunk, and behind the jack for the harness

nothing.

does the reflector assembly just pop out?

i dont like prying on things just to check



[Edited on March 24, 2009 at 2:50 PM. Reason : .]

3/24/2009 2:47:30 PM

I'd have to look at it to be sure...but is it part of the whole lamp assembly housing, or in its own?

Most come out from the face side.

BTW, just broke one of my golden rules in this thread. Normally, I would NOT find this worthy of an answer in THIS thread.

Keep it interesting, folks. Let 'er rip.

[Edited on March 25, 2009 at 11:58 AM. Reason : blahblah]

3/25/2009 11:57:42 AM

Bring it, fools. See if I answer.

4/7/2009 2:27:28 PM

do you have an ecrush on me?

4/15/2009 11:10:27 PM

I want to fuck you like an animal...

6/5/2009 4:44:35 PM

oh shit.

6/5/2009 5:27:45 PM

Can you fix my car?

6/5/2009 5:35:43 PM

I don't answer stupid questions. Put it this way...does a bear shit in the woods and wipe his ass with a rabbit?

But as old age sinks in and my arthritis is getting worse (seriously), getting me to do so requires a LOT of persuasion...of the monetary variety.

Go, TWW. Let's here some more.

6/5/2009 10:42:10 PM

Yes, lets here some more.

6/5/2009 11:26:49 PM

This is goddamn lame. I'm leaving the house now.

6/6/2009 12:14:15 AM

where are you going. did you buy a crv

6/6/2009 12:15:00 AM

damn its already past midnight =/

6/6/2009 12:16:06 AM

Nah...not yet. Be a few months before CRV or Element. Goin' to the bizzneach.

6/6/2009 12:16:30 AM

oh i see you have solved yalls problems

6/6/2009 12:20:47 AM

Nah. not all of them. not close. just real civil and maybe getting there.


BACK TO THE TOP, bitches. I'm looking forward to NOT answering your ridiculous questions. Bring them to me.

6/20/2009 2:55:36 PM

do you know where i can buy a rt4wd civic drivetrain?

6/20/2009 3:04:32 PM

Spend your time looking in junkyards and in fields in the middle of nowhere. Good luck with that one. Otherwise, I have no clue, and if I did, you asked the question in the wrong thread to expect a serious answer.

6/20/2009 3:07:04 PM

Yeah, I see where this idea went.

6/20/2009 4:49:25 PM

IMO having TWW largely ignore my threads is one of the highest complements

6/20/2009 4:55:11 PM

I guess we are just social pariahs here...which is indeed a compliment.

6/20/2009 4:58:23 PM

Need a place to do side work?

6/20/2009 4:58:26 PM

my knee hurts and makes crunchy sounds when i move it

does your knee also hurt?

also, what is your opinion on the nanny in muppet babies - did she even really have a top half?

6/20/2009 5:02:13 PM

bigman you probably have some swelling (no homo) thats causing shit to be out of alignment.

take your fav anti-inflamitory and try to stay off it

6/20/2009 5:07:17 PM

did you ever make it back to raleigh?

6/20/2009 5:07:29 PM

Me? Oh hellz yeah. Actually living in Durham, right offa Lumley...very near Seotaji.

Working in Butner...doing inside sales for a boiler feed systems manufacturer. Almost never have to do CAD work anymore (vs. ALL THE FUCKING TIME with Flanders/CSC in little Washington). AND I still get to do thermo and fluids stuff fairly often. I dig.

6/20/2009 5:25:42 PM