usually around twice a week, barring significant responsibilities and obligations

they have to be pretty damn significant to cut in, however.

[Edited on March 11, 2009 at 9:58 PM. Reason : page two gets laid 22 times a week]

3/11/2009 9:58:40 PM

lol

3/11/2009 9:58:45 PM

Quote :

"You do realize that there are only a small number of people on tdub that actually get laid, right?"

I really don't think that is the case...besides the outliers, the general crowd on tdub seems to be a pretty normal sampling of people in the average age range it covers. Sure we post on a message board, big whoop.

3/11/2009 10:05:42 PM

Quote :

" I don't really believe that's true. As in, it's funny to call someone a loser who doesn't get laid... but in reality, for guys, it takes minimal game to get laid"

I'm not going to post anything here with regards to the OP's question and jinx something.

[Edited on March 11, 2009 at 10:08 PM. Reason : .]

3/11/2009 10:07:46 PM

Quote :

"i guess you've figured out who i am by now, eh? "

Oh yeah

3/11/2009 10:14:18 PM

well, when we first got married it would often be more than once a day. Now after a year and a half were at about 4 or 5 times a week. The major decline is in bjs, down to a few a year from every week or two. And she doesn't let me do as much stuff. Still with good sex 4 or 5 times a week I figure I'm pretty lucky.

3/11/2009 10:47:52 PM

Yep, I'd call you pretty lucky.

After about two years of marriage with my ex, we were down to once a week, and the occasional 2-3 hour marathon. Blowjob every month or two. And I had earned my red wings up to about Lt. Colonel.

when we first started dating, we went at least two to three times a day, and the late nite sex was marathon pretty damn often. Lots of head, too.

Right now with whatever she is...nothing. Not for two months. Sucks. But then we're not officially dating or anything now. As of a couple of days ago. Much more uptight about it...and hell, it's supposed to be relaxing and fun. Definitely moving on.

[Edited on March 11, 2009 at 11:42 PM. Reason : blah]

3/11/2009 11:40:56 PM

not as much as i should

3/12/2009 12:23:02 AM

Since moving to Illinois, I too am at zero point zero per week.

3/12/2009 12:23:37 AM

I've never had this sex before

3/12/2009 12:53:32 AM

^ dat 0% per lifetime?

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

3/12/2009 12:54:26 AM

I CAN'T GIT GORLS

PLZ HALP WUFWEP

3/12/2009 12:57:55 AM

my libido is higher than my husbands. i feel like an uglyfatz-afflicted failure sometimes.

3/12/2009 12:59:22 AM

If you come on down to ruckus on friday nights we have sluts on special 50% off if you mention this thread.

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

3/12/2009 1:00:04 AM

I used to think I was a total horndog. I've come to realize I was relatively young and carefree.

I let external stuff kill my libido way too much, and I have no idea how to stop it. I'm such a woman

3/12/2009 1:05:23 AM

just ask zorthage to give you the hook by surprise one day

3/12/2009 1:09:32 AM

Quote :

"Since moving to Illinois, I too am at zero point zero per week."

what a fag

[Edited on March 12, 2009 at 1:12 AM. Reason : .]

3/12/2009 1:11:42 AM

Quote :

"I let external stuff kill my libido way too much, and I have no idea how to stop it. "

I'm damn familiar with that scenario...from the perspective of the SO who has to live with the consequences. And what is sad is that she is so good when she is was into it. The last time sucked. I could have fucked a sack of potatos and gotten more out of it.

3/12/2009 1:14:16 AM

I'm waiting for viagra for wimmins.

3/12/2009 1:17:12 AM

Once every 2 weeks. Married. No kids.

It sucks.



[Edited on March 12, 2009 at 1:24 AM. Reason : a gay joke. how clever.]

3/12/2009 1:18:04 AM

^ i never would have guessed.

3/12/2009 1:18:59 AM

meh

[Edited on March 12, 2009 at 1:29 AM. Reason : .]

3/12/2009 1:24:58 AM

EVERY DAY. THREE TIMES A DAY.

3/12/2009 1:31:03 AM

I'm not in a relationship, however, I have been seeing this chick regularly on the weekends since December and have had a couple of random hook ups with a couple of other girls too. I'd say, taking this month into account so far, that the average times per week is somewhere in the double digits per week due to 15 to 20 times per weekend and 0 to 1 time per weekday.

[Edited on March 12, 2009 at 9:02 AM. Reason : I have an unquenchable thirst for the vag.]

3/12/2009 9:01:37 AM

Quote :

"15 to 20 times per weekend"

wut

3/12/2009 9:14:17 AM

^ That's what happens when you get up in dem asian guts.

3/12/2009 9:16:00 AM

jesus. i love asians..but never really been w/one..although 15 times is a bit insane? i mean, after like 3 isn't it pretty much just no real "ending"?

3/12/2009 9:16:51 AM

Not really, but then again, I'm a freak.

3/12/2009 9:18:47 AM

15 - 20 in three days doesn't even sound pleasant.

3/12/2009 9:19:47 AM

^ I'm sure if I saw her everyday and not just on the weekends it would be less. We get the whole week to recover just to repeat the vicious cycle again. I'm not saying this is a normal thing for me. This chick and I have never had that much sex with anyone in such a small amount of time before. It's crazy, but I like it for now.

3/12/2009 9:21:53 AM

after a while I would imagine that it goes from pleasure to intense dick-hurtage

3/12/2009 9:26:16 AM

I mean I think I'd be raw as shit by like round 4 lol. Unless these rounds are all like a minute which I can't really see being the case.

3/12/2009 9:27:16 AM

^ yeah, I can't make it past three. The throb hurts too much.




Also, it feels like my rod is being sandpapered.

3/12/2009 9:48:10 AM

Tell ya...if you go a round, do a little finger-fucking and oral, chill and play and kiss and suck, THEN go another round...like that, you don't get so sore so fast. But it's the rounds one right after the other where she might start to get a little dry from nothing but repetitive pounding, and that's when you get sore.

3/12/2009 9:51:21 AM

^, ^^^, ^^^^ This chick never drys out, that's the thing, it's fucking amazing.

[Edited on March 12, 2009 at 9:55 AM. Reason : So amazing.]

3/12/2009 9:54:58 AM

Even at my 18 year old peak when i was a walking boner, about 5 times in the same day was the most I could handle.

3/12/2009 9:56:54 AM

I think I can kind of relate to having a bunch on the weekend. Sometimes when I would visit Ken right before we got married we would spend Saturdays in bed (and where ever else in the house). We basically were a bit insane for a few months there. It was very tiring!

3/12/2009 10:00:27 AM

^^^worthless without pics.

3/12/2009 10:02:11 AM

Quote :

"^^^worthless without pics."

[Edited on March 12, 2009 at 10:07 AM. Reason : .]

3/12/2009 10:06:59 AM

punchmonk had the sex before marriage?

OMGGOINGTOHELL

3/12/2009 10:18:10 AM

shhhhh....don't tell anyone. Jeez carson, you asshole.













j/k about the asshole part.

3/12/2009 10:19:56 AM

gross

i don't wanna know how much ugly and fat people have sex

3/12/2009 10:21:08 AM

poopface you should know by now that nobody is ugly and fat on here because ugliness and fatness are both factors of distance, vision and standards. Since we are on the internet right now there is enough distance between all of us that you can't see the ugliness and fatness. Your standards are your own.

[Edited on March 12, 2009 at 10:29 AM. Reason : oh, nada right now. I really should look into changing this.]

3/12/2009 10:27:44 AM

Quote :

"gross i don't wanna know how much ugly and fat people have sex"

hahahahaha!

poopface came into this thread

3/12/2009 10:31:30 AM

Quote :

"j/k about the asshole part. "

and i thought you were saving yourself for me

3/12/2009 10:31:56 AM

is there any way that I can barge into this thread, say something magnificent, make myself out to be a pimp, and win the admiration and affection of my fellow TWWers?

3/12/2009 10:34:50 AM

good news

YOU JUST DID

3/12/2009 10:35:13 AM

o dag

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ok, going back to work. this truck ain't gonna model itself!!1

3/12/2009 10:37:10 AM

We expect nothing less.

3/12/2009 10:37:52 AM

EMCE i miss you. come back to NC. when you were here my sex per week was like at 6. but you left and nobody can replace you

3/12/2009 10:40:17 AM