then i guess we can cross like 80% of people off of my list.

[Edited on March 12, 2009 at 3:03 PM. Reason : hahaha. damn it why did that just happen.]

3/12/2009 3:03:14 PM

So if you are in a relationship with the above user, you have a 20% chance of getting a BJ. Those aren't very good odds people.

3/12/2009 3:04:45 PM

noooo

if you are a normal person and started dating people in middle or high school MAYBE just MAYBE you didn't suck dick when you were 12.

i dunno. there are some slutty ass biatches out there.

3/12/2009 3:07:33 PM

'dating' in middle school was a joke and probably the dumbest thing ever

so you hold hands and make out under the bleachers, bfd

Back in middle school I was too busy doing NBA JAM moves in the hallway to even give a fuck about girls

3/12/2009 3:10:57 PM

4.

Married to the 4th one.

1st: Lasted 24 hours
2nd: Lasted ~2-3 weeks
3rd: Lasted 3 years 5 months
4th: Hopefully a lifetime! (married for 15 months, together for 4 years)

3/12/2009 3:11:28 PM

^^ well i said AND high school. i didn't "suck dick" when i was 14 either. sorry, people

^ 24 hours counts as a girlfriend?! i thinkt hat might be a one night stand

3/12/2009 3:14:52 PM

24 hours doesn't count dum dum

They have a name for that

fill in the fucking blanks

-NE -IGHT -TAND

[Edited on March 12, 2009 at 3:16 PM. Reason : x]

3/12/2009 3:15:53 PM

this would entirely depend on what you would call a girlfriend


or a consistent fuck buddy



or a chick i banged out for a couple of weeks




In my mind, I haven't had many girlfriends at all, but I'm sure there are some chicks out there that would say differently

3/12/2009 3:17:58 PM

it was not a one night stand... sorry, i don't do those.

we had been spending a lot of time together for like a couple of months.

i wanted her to be my gf the whole time, and i had told her that from the beginning. after 2 months of 'courting' her, one day, she agrees to become gf/bf. i didn't even get to kiss her... she came from a semi-conservative background, so i took it slow, and she asked me to take it slow. we were in an academic building that night, when we became a couple, sitting on a couch. she lay on the couch with her head on my lap. i stroked her hair for a while. then i kissed her on her cheek. then i walked her back to her dorm, around midnight or 1 am.

next night she says she wants to sort out her ex-bf in her head, so we should go back to being friends for the time being. i was very hurt.

needless to say, we weren't friends anymore.



[Edited on March 12, 2009 at 3:22 PM. Reason : ]

3/12/2009 3:21:35 PM

Girlfriend means a date saturday night is implied

thats the cut and dry definition

3/12/2009 3:30:59 PM

that's arbitrary bullshit.

gf/bf is a state of mind. and you both know it when you are in that state of mind.

i can see the date part, but what's saturday gotta do with it? so if you only go out on dates with your gf on tuesdays for whatever reason, you are not dating! rolly eyes and all that...

3/12/2009 3:35:10 PM

friday night is party night

saturday night is date night

its been that way for centuries

and nothing you say or think changes that

3/12/2009 3:38:06 PM

whatever you say, osama.

3/12/2009 3:39:22 PM

There is a bit about saturday night date night in the dead seas scrolls. True story.

3/12/2009 3:48:30 PM

Saturday is date night. Treat her nice, take her out, bring her home and fuck the shit out of her.
Friday night is get her drunk and fuck the shit out of her night.

Oddly enough Friday night is somewhat similar to the rest of the nights of the week.

3/12/2009 3:53:28 PM