2 pages of boredom

3/18/2009 1:23:05 AM

only 4 hours and 22 minutes remaining

3/18/2009 3:38:07 AM

they didnt fire me yet!

3/18/2009 3:44:31 AM

49 more minutes

3/18/2009 7:11:17 AM

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"heh i used to love the kids that rolled around with bookbags late friday/saturday night - thinking they were sneaky"

No one thought they were being sneaky. Everyone including the officers strolling around the building knew exactly what was happening. Thats why it was great.

3/18/2009 8:47:57 AM

they caught a kid last night breaking lights. he tried to play it off like he didn't do it while his hand was bleeding onto the floor.

moron.

3/18/2009 2:51:56 PM

Well that was a bright idea!

3/18/2009 2:53:53 PM

ut was fun, all 2 years of it

3/18/2009 2:55:05 PM

most people have a good experience, unless they get arrested or evicted for drug abuse of course

3/18/2009 2:59:56 PM

There was this one time...I was in my room and this girl came from the down the hall and said that there was some random drunk guy in her room that wouldn't leave. We tried to go down there and get the guy out, but he locked us out of her room before we could get there. So, we tried to go through the suitemates room, but he was more clever than we anticipated. So, we went down and got Clarence...he literally pulled this guy up by his shirt and escorted him out of the girls room. True story.

That's all.

3/19/2009 9:24:47 AM

UT makes money in the summer by hosting sports camps for the University. The wrestling camp is a really big one (about 3 kids to a room- makes moving beds a royal bitch). As the story goes, one of the wrestling camp counselors had come back from East Village completely trashed and was challenging Clarence. So, Clarence got out from behind the desk and told the guy to go outside and chill out or something. Well, the camp counselor didn't agree, and he tried to take Clarence down by going for his legs, which was apparently like hitting an oak tree. So, Clarence picks the counselor up by the back of his neck and throws him into a column.

The police report read something like "bruises on the back of the suspect's neck were the result of assisting the suspect to the ground."

3/19/2009 9:30:57 AM

i remember when i got away from him in the stairwell, funny story

i still really dont know why he was after me

3/20/2009 1:10:01 AM