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and its cause someone farted

3/23/2009 2:15:52 PM

how long should I wait for this pain go on until I go to the doctor...it's already been over a week.

3/23/2009 2:18:41 PM

-3 days

3/23/2009 2:18:58 PM

you gonna die git drunk

3/23/2009 2:19:14 PM

do you people think I drink too much?

3/23/2009 2:27:27 PM

no not at all

3/23/2009 2:28:11 PM

what do you mean when you say "you people"?

3/23/2009 2:29:49 PM

Would anyone like all my fish whenever I move to Asheville this summer?

3/23/2009 2:46:51 PM

Why can and 6 and 8 year old not take a shower....let alone a bath by themselves....?????

3/23/2009 3:14:25 PM

because you need a jerb

3/23/2009 3:15:28 PM

It's funny...the job I have this summer...I will have 6 and 8 year olds...and I won't have to bathe them. I will just have to tell them they need to take a shower, and they will hop in and wash themselves....

Why are these two little girls that I watch so dependent?

and a follow up

is there anyway that I can make them a productive member of society without their parents pitching a fit?

3/23/2009 3:17:05 PM

Where can I get a good deal on tanning?

3/23/2009 3:32:06 PM

Outside for free. Can't beat that.

3/23/2009 3:33:49 PM

haha, well I don't have time to lay out for hours, plus I don't really have a good place to lay out...plus I'm not comfortable laying naked outside.

3/23/2009 3:44:25 PM

Get on top of DH Hill haha.

3/23/2009 3:45:29 PM

shit, i'm not the skinniest person in the world and I've got a jack-in-the-box peter, and I'm still not scared to lay out naked. Now my neighbors, on the other hand, might have a problem with it.

3/23/2009 3:51:57 PM

^I think guys may have a different view of that than chicks do

So, someone tell me, why this time every night for the past week or so have my eyes gotten super water and itchy?

3/23/2009 11:58:37 PM

your body telling you to go to bed?

[Edited on March 23, 2009 at 11:59 PM. Reason : oh yeah, ?s]

3/23/2009 11:59:42 PM

Anyone wanna pm conversation with me?

3/24/2009 12:34:58 AM

people actually do that?

3/24/2009 1:09:13 AM

Yes it passes the time sometimes.

3/24/2009 1:18:16 AM

How many non smokers have smoked at least one cigarette in their lifetime?

3/24/2009 3:31:12 PM

*raises hand*

though it wasn't an entire cig. it was one puff, followed by lots of coughing, followed by some gagging, followed by brushing my teeth and swishing with mouthwash.

[Edited on March 24, 2009 at 3:34 PM. Reason : .]

3/24/2009 3:33:07 PM

Is facebook working for anyone else?

3/25/2009 12:44:13 PM

ask me how big my dick is

3/25/2009 12:44:45 PM

Works for me.

3/25/2009 12:44:47 PM

I got it working now.


How big is your dick?

3/25/2009 12:48:18 PM

...why the fuck would you ask me that

3/25/2009 12:48:51 PM

3/25/2009 1:00:51 PM

AHAHAHA

I love you guys.

3/25/2009 1:02:07 PM

^How big is your dick?

3/25/2009 1:03:04 PM

ahahaha, i love that

gg BHS

[Edited on March 25, 2009 at 1:05 PM. Reason : ^ i see that ending well ]

3/25/2009 1:04:09 PM

Wow, this thread made it to two pages? Haha.

3/25/2009 1:07:01 PM

I got hosed

Does anyone wanna do my laundry?

3/25/2009 1:08:51 PM

not really - i dont even wanna do my own tonight

3/25/2009 1:09:16 PM

Haha, I am teasing, its a first! thread.

I'll do you laundry for $20.

3/25/2009 1:11:34 PM

What should I do for dinner tonight?

Hot dog or spaghetti?


^I have no money
I gotta save up for a lawyer hahaha

[Edited on March 25, 2009 at 1:12 PM. Reason : ]

3/25/2009 1:12:04 PM

Neither. Pork n' Beans FTW.

3/25/2009 1:12:45 PM

^^ lawyerferwat?

3/25/2009 1:14:30 PM

I would assume Dewey Duck?

3/25/2009 1:15:27 PM

haha some crazy bitch is trying to sue me, but I was told by a lawyer I probably won't have to worry about it cause there is no evidence against me.


What should I do with my day off?

3/25/2009 1:19:16 PM

masturbate.

next ?

3/25/2009 1:19:42 PM

Who has a favorite color of red?

3/25/2009 1:21:11 PM

^^^ sounds like it should be laundry

3/25/2009 1:23:39 PM

haha it's my day off of work! I refuse to do work!

Should I start drinking now?

3/25/2009 1:29:23 PM

yes

3/25/2009 1:29:51 PM

No. Wait until later!

3/25/2009 1:29:53 PM

I'm getting mixed signals here.

hmmm...mixed signals, maybe that means I should do mixed drinks

3/25/2009 1:30:49 PM

Peach Tea Crystal Light with Firefly

3/25/2009 1:31:12 PM

Well I have firefly, but no lemonade...HOWEVER I have discoverd that it tastes good with Dr Pepper and Coke.

Did I have a good time last night?

3/25/2009 1:31:58 PM