I'll take the job !

Potato Salad !



19 I guess

lets go

3/31/2009 5:14:47 PM

1.Apocalypse
2.ajgoff1286
3.stixman
4.ThatGoodLock
5.awwwwkenan
6.skankinande
7.machinencsu
8.KyleAtState
9.A_Papa_Smurf
10.TreeTwista10
11.dweedle
12.Jaybee1200
13.john kruk
14.leftyisreal
15.LudaChris
16.Ribs
17.Ernie
18.GenghisJohn
19.Slave Famous
20.Matlock
21.jordanfromnj
22.JT3bucky
23.NoidRoid
24.BJCaudill21
25.stowaway
26.Sleik
27.DROD900
28.9one9
29.packboozie
30.steviewonder

3/31/2009 8:14:29 PM

now what?

3/31/2009 8:15:51 PM

Here is the randomized order of teams. Somebody match the user with the teams for me please, I have to go eat dinner.

1.Houston Texans
2.San Diego Chargers
3.Baltimore Ravens
4.Green Bay Packers
5.Miami Dolphins
6.San Francisco 49ers
7.Indianapolis Colts
8.Cincinnati Bengals
9.Cleveland Browns
10.Atlanta Falcons
11.Seattle Seahawks
12.Tampa Bay Buccaneers
13.Arizona Cardinals
14.New England Patriots
15.Tennessee Titans
16.Washington Redskins
17.Denver Broncos
18.Chicago Bears
19.St. Louis Rams
20.Detroit Lions
21.Oakland Raiders
22.Jacksonville Jaguars
23.Kansas City Chiefs
24.Philadelphia Eagles
25.Minnesota Vikings
26.Buffalo Bills
27.New York Jets
28.New York Giants
29.Pittsburgh Steelers
30.New Orleans Saints

3/31/2009 8:24:14 PM

1.Houston Texans - Apocalypse
2.San Diego Chargers - ajgoff1286
3.Baltimore Ravens - stixman
4.Green Bay Packers - ThatGoodLock
5.Miami Dolphins - awwwwkenan
6.San Francisco 49ers - skankinande
7.Indianapolis Colts - machinencsu
8.Cincinnati Bengals - KyleAtState
9.Cleveland Browns - A_Papa_Smurf
10.Atlanta Falcons - TreeTwista10
11.Seattle Seahawks - dweedle
12.Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Jaybee1200
13.Arizona Cardinals - john kruk
14.New England Patriots - leftyisreal
15.Tennessee Titans - LudaChris
16.Washington Redskins - Ribs
17.Denver Broncos - Ernie
18.Chicago Bears - GenghisJohn
19.St. Louis Rams - Slave Famous
20.Detroit Lions - Matlock
21.Oakland Raiders - jordanfromnj
22.Jacksonville Jaguars - JT3bucky
23.Kansas City Chiefs - NoidRoid
24.Philadelphia Eagles - BJCaudill21
25.Minnesota Vikings - stowaway
26.Buffalo Bills - Sleik
27.New York Jets - DROD900
28.New York Giants - 9one9
29.Pittsburgh Steelers - packboozie
30.New Orleans Saints - steviewonder

3/31/2009 8:30:42 PM

The Houston Texans select John Calipari.

3/31/2009 8:32:55 PM

I will trade my Saints pick with anyone

3/31/2009 8:35:40 PM

so do you just pick who you think that team would pick at that spot, or what

never done this

3/31/2009 8:36:25 PM

^yea, pretty much. Can somebody rearrange the list so it'll be the actual draft order with the username next to it?

3/31/2009 8:38:17 PM

1. Detroit Lions - Matlock
2. St. Louis Rams - Slave Famous
3. Kansas City Chiefs - NoidRoid
4. Seattle Seahawks - dweedle
5. Cleveland Browns - A_Papa_Smurf
6. Cincinnati Bengals - KyleAtState
7. Oakland Raiders - jordanfromnj
8. Jacksonville Jaguars - JT3bucky
9. Green Bay Packers - ThatGoodLock
10. San Francisco 49ers - skankinande
11. Buffalo Bills - Sleik
12. Denver Broncos - Ernie
13. Washington Redskins - Ribs
14. New Orleans Saints - steviewonder
15. Houston Texans - Apocalypse
16. San Diego Chargers - ajgoff1286
17. New York Jets - DROD900
18. Chicago Bears - GenghisJohn
19. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Jaybee1200
20. Detroit Lions - Matlock
21. Philadelphia Eagles - BJCaudill21
22. Minnesota Vikings - stowaway
23. New England Patriots - leftyisreal
24. Atlanta Falcons - TreeTwista10
25. Miami Dolphins - awwwwkenan
26. Baltimore Ravens - stixman
27. Indianapolis Colts - machinencsu
28. Philadelphia Eagles - BJCaudill21
29. New York Giants - 9one9
30. Tennessee Titans - LudaChris
31. Arizona Cardinals - john kruk
32. Pittsburgh Steelers - packboozie

[Edited on March 31, 2009 at 8:51 PM. Reason : order]

3/31/2009 8:46:18 PM

I've sent Matlock a PM letting him know he has the first pick.

3/31/2009 9:25:00 PM

im ready! lets get this thing started!

3/31/2009 10:00:22 PM

Matlock's last post was 3 days ago where he asked for #20

could be days before he responds..

3/31/2009 10:05:09 PM

Clarication before we start...are we suppose to put who we think our team will pick in real life

or who we would take if we were the GM of that team ?

Because I think the rams take an O lineman, but I wouldn't if I were them

3/31/2009 10:12:05 PM

its who you would take, i think

because if you think they would take someone that someone else has already taken, then you can't really put someone that is already on the board

3/31/2009 10:15:30 PM

in the real NFL draft if you run out of time you forfeit your pick right?

3/31/2009 10:16:12 PM

I'm gonna intercept that pick by 9 AM tomorrow

We'll give him till then

3/31/2009 10:18:48 PM

do we just pick, or do we have to give some rallydurhamesque explanation for the pick as well

3/31/2009 10:19:40 PM

Don't go all Len Pasquarelli on us, but at least a couple sentences

Give at least the basic reasoning for your selection

3/31/2009 10:21:12 PM

pic always made me picture him being confined to a wheelchair, like that fat guy that didn't get off the phoenix train fast enough

3/31/2009 10:23:36 PM

Len Pastabelly

"MOVE ON OR MOVE OUT"

http://archive.profootballtalk.com/LenCut.mp3

lol

3/31/2009 10:25:24 PM

yeah boy the fucking G-MEN

3/31/2009 10:58:43 PM

steviewonder still wanna trade the saints pick? ill trade you my patriots pick for it.

4/1/2009 6:22:27 AM

Ok I say we give Matlock Stafford and move on with the draft

If I get 3 consenting agreements here, we can move along

4/1/2009 9:16:22 AM

^^done

4/1/2009 9:18:06 AM

^^ agreed

4/1/2009 12:13:40 PM

I was gonna say last night just give him Stafford

unless you wanna throw a wrench in and trade the pick for Cutler

4/1/2009 12:18:00 PM

go ahead with Stafford to Matlock

4/1/2009 12:18:50 PM

STAFFORD IT IS LETS GO DAMMIT

4/1/2009 12:18:54 PM

Cutler isn't going anywhere

4/1/2009 12:23:55 PM

With the Second Pick in the 2009 NFL Draft...


...The St. Louis Rams select.....Jeremy Maclin, Wide Reciever, Missouri


Fuck taking an offensive lineman...we're going back to the Greatest Show on Turf days here with speed, speed and more speed. Anyone who has ever used Mizzou on NCAA 09 knows that Maclin is basically the other Percy Harvin in terms of game breaking ability, except with a better NFL skillset. He can receive and return kicks with equal dominance. If Torry Holt and Az Hakim had a kid together, he would be something like Jeremy Maclin. We thought about Crabtree, but Maclin's speed fits better with what we're trying to do here. Crabtree's 4.6 ass has West Coast Offense written all over it.



The Kansas City Chiefs are on the clock...

4/1/2009 12:28:40 PM

1. Detroit Lions - Matlock - Matthew Stafford, QB - Georgia
2. St. Louis Rams - Slave Famous - Jeremy Maclin, WR - Missouri
3. Kansas City Chiefs - NoidRoid
4. Seattle Seahawks - dweedle
5. Cleveland Browns - A_Papa_Smurf
6. Cincinnati Bengals - KyleAtState
7. Oakland Raiders - jordanfromnj
8. Jacksonville Jaguars - JT3bucky
9. Green Bay Packers - ThatGoodLock
10. San Francisco 49ers - skankinande
11. Buffalo Bills - Sleik
12. Denver Broncos - Ernie
13. Washington Redskins - Ribs
14. New Orleans Saints - steviewonder
15. Houston Texans - Apocalypse
16. San Diego Chargers - ajgoff1286
17. New York Jets - DROD900
18. Chicago Bears - GenghisJohn
19. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Jaybee1200
20. Detroit Lions - Matlock
21. Philadelphia Eagles - BJCaudill21
22. Minnesota Vikings - stowaway
23. New England Patriots - leftyisreal
24. Atlanta Falcons - TreeTwista10
25. Miami Dolphins - awwwwkenan
26. Baltimore Ravens - stixman
27. Indianapolis Colts - machinencsu
28. Philadelphia Eagles - BJCaudill21
29. New York Giants - 9one9
30. Tennessee Titans - LudaChris
31. Arizona Cardinals - john kruk
32. Pittsburgh Steelers - packboozie

4/1/2009 12:34:38 PM

Quote :

"The Houston Texans select John Calipari."

hahaha...10/10

[Edited on April 1, 2009 at 12:42 PM. Reason : ]]

4/1/2009 12:42:15 PM

damn how long do we give this next guy

4/1/2009 2:21:16 PM

why would you sign up for this if you weren't committed to keep checking for your pick?

4/1/2009 2:43:35 PM

Maybe the motherfucker can't be on TWW 24/7 for an NFL mock draft

4/1/2009 2:45:13 PM

dweedle can

he's a bum

4/1/2009 2:46:31 PM

Do we all boo when DROD900 makes his pick?

4/1/2009 2:47:51 PM

Absolutely.

4/1/2009 3:02:14 PM

how about a maximum time between picks

24 hrs?

4/1/2009 3:59:15 PM

how bout whoever picks sends a PM to the next person

4/1/2009 4:01:53 PM

OK, I will implement 24 hrs/pick. If the person doesn't make the pick in time, I will make that pick. NoidRoid PMed me his pick.

With the 3rd overall pick, the Kansas City Chiefs select Aaron Curry, LB from Wake Forest
1. Detroit Lions - Matlock - Matthew Stafford, QB - Georgia
2. St. Louis Rams - Slave Famous - Jeremy Maclin, WR - Missouri
3. Kansas City Chiefs - NoidRoid- Aaron Curry, LB- Wake Forest
4. Seattle Seahawks - dweedle
5. Cleveland Browns - A_Papa_Smurf
6. Cincinnati Bengals - KyleAtState
7. Oakland Raiders - jordanfromnj
8. Jacksonville Jaguars - JT3bucky
9. Green Bay Packers - ThatGoodLock
10. San Francisco 49ers - skankinande
11. Buffalo Bills - Sleik
12. Denver Broncos - Ernie
13. Washington Redskins - Ribs
14. New Orleans Saints - steviewonder
15. Houston Texans - Apocalypse
16. San Diego Chargers - ajgoff1286
17. New York Jets - DROD900
18. Chicago Bears - GenghisJohn
19. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Jaybee1200
20. Detroit Lions - Matlock
21. Philadelphia Eagles - BJCaudill21
22. Minnesota Vikings - stowaway
23. New England Patriots - leftyisreal
24. Atlanta Falcons - TreeTwista10
25. Miami Dolphins - awwwwkenan
26. Baltimore Ravens - stixman
27. Indianapolis Colts - machinencsu
28. Philadelphia Eagles - BJCaudill21
29. New York Giants - 9one9
30. Tennessee Titans - LudaChris
31. Arizona Cardinals - john kruk
32. Pittsburgh Steelers - packboozie

4/1/2009 4:02:16 PM

I agree with the previous two posts

[Edited on April 1, 2009 at 4:03 PM. Reason : I agree with the previous three posts]

4/1/2009 4:02:47 PM

in the voice of Tagliabue

"With the uh..4th pick..of the 2009 NFL Draft, the Seattle Seahawks select Michael Crabtree, Wide Receiver, Texas Tech University"


I think since Seattle signed TJ Houshmandzadeh, they should be salivating at adding another elite WR to their repertoire. Deion Branch is an injury risk (only 8 games last year, and only 12 TDs over the last 3 years) and Nate Burleson is dealing with a knee problem right now (although he only played one game last year, he did score 9 TDs in 2007). The Seahawks have other needs, but I would have been too bored with a Eugene Monroe pick. Crabtree does have a foot injury but from what I've read no one seems to think it will have any significant negative impact.

4/1/2009 4:11:58 PM

The Cleveland Browns select Brian Orakpo, Defensive End/Outside Linebacker, Texas

Orakpo gives the Browns a solid outside linebacker in their 3-4 sceme who can rush the passer. The Browns managed only 17 sacks last season, so they need a lot of help in this area. Orakpo is an athletic guy who runs a 4.6 forty and had 31 reps at the Combine. He will not only be able to rush the passer, but also stop the run and cover well because he is so athletic. The only hesitation about taking him this early with a good left tackle like Monroe still on the board is that he could turn out to be another Vernon Goldston. However, he was a much better college player than the overhyped Goldston.

4/1/2009 4:37:41 PM

1. Detroit Lions - Matlock - Matthew Stafford, QB - Georgia
2. St. Louis Rams - Slave Famous - Jeremy Maclin, WR - Missouri
3. Kansas City Chiefs - NoidRoid - Aaron Curry, LB - Wake Forest
4. Seattle Seahawks - dweedle - Michael Crabtree, WR - Texas Tech
5. Cleveland Browns - A_Papa_Smurf - Brian Orakpo, DE/OLB, Texas
6. Cincinnati Bengals - KyleAtState
7. Oakland Raiders - jordanfromnj
8. Jacksonville Jaguars - JT3bucky
9. Green Bay Packers - ThatGoodLock
10. San Francisco 49ers - skankinande
11. Buffalo Bills - Sleik
12. Denver Broncos - Ernie
13. Washington Redskins - Ribs
14. New Orleans Saints - steviewonder
15. Houston Texans - Apocalypse
16. San Diego Chargers - ajgoff1286
17. New York Jets - DROD900
18. Chicago Bears - GenghisJohn
19. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Jaybee1200
20. Detroit Lions - Matlock
21. Philadelphia Eagles - BJCaudill21
22. Minnesota Vikings - stowaway
23. New England Patriots - leftyisreal
24. Atlanta Falcons - TreeTwista10
25. Miami Dolphins - awwwwkenan
26. Baltimore Ravens - stixman
27. Indianapolis Colts - machinencsu
28. Philadelphia Eagles - BJCaudill21
29. New York Giants - 9one9
30. Tennessee Titans - LudaChris
31. Arizona Cardinals - john kruk
32. Pittsburgh Steelers - packboozie

[Edited on April 1, 2009 at 4:56 PM. Reason : Vernon Gholston]

4/1/2009 4:51:16 PM

^ I like the vernon gholston reference in the edit. I think that him and Orakpo are basically the same player/workout warrior

4/1/2009 5:45:09 PM

With the 8th Pick in the 2009 NFL Draft the Bengals select Jason Smith, OT - Baylor

The Bengals have lost all-important OL starters each of the last 2 years in Willie Anderson (Ravens 08) and Stacy Andrews (Eagles 09). At pick 8 they are able to grab a guy many had tabbed going number one overall to the hapless Lions. A pass rusher would have been another good choice but Orakpo is already off the board. Carson Palmer will be greatful for whatever protection he can get after spending the majority of last year on IR.

The Oakland Raiders are on the clock.....

1. Detroit Lions - Matlock - Matthew Stafford, QB - Georgia
2. St. Louis Rams - Slave Famous - Jeremy Maclin, WR - Missouri
3. Kansas City Chiefs - NoidRoid - Aaron Curry, LB - Wake Forest
4. Seattle Seahawks - dweedle - Michael Crabtree, WR - Texas Tech
5. Cleveland Browns - A_Papa_Smurf - Brian Orakpo, DE/OLB - Texas
6. Cincinnati Bengals - KyleAtState - Jason Smith, OL - Baylor
7. Oakland Raiders - jordanfromnj
8. Jacksonville Jaguars - JT3bucky
9. Green Bay Packers - ThatGoodLock
10. San Francisco 49ers - skankinande
11. Buffalo Bills - Sleik
12. Denver Broncos - Ernie
13. Washington Redskins - Ribs
14. New Orleans Saints - steviewonder
15. Houston Texans - Apocalypse
16. San Diego Chargers - ajgoff1286
17. New York Jets - DROD900
18. Chicago Bears - GenghisJohn
19. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Jaybee1200
20. Detroit Lions - Matlock
21. Philadelphia Eagles - BJCaudill21
22. Minnesota Vikings - stowaway
23. New England Patriots - leftyisreal
24. Atlanta Falcons - TreeTwista10
25. Miami Dolphins - awwwwkenan
26. Baltimore Ravens - stixman
27. Indianapolis Colts - machinencsu
28. Philadelphia Eagles - BJCaudill21
29. New York Giants - 9one9
30. Tennessee Titans - LudaChris
31. Arizona Cardinals - john kruk
32. Pittsburgh Steelers - packboozie

[Edited on April 1, 2009 at 5:49 PM. Reason : .]

4/1/2009 5:47:19 PM

.^^^^Meant Vernon Golston, forgot to edit it.

[Edited on April 1, 2009 at 5:48 PM. Reason : .]

4/1/2009 5:48:20 PM

The logical pick here for the Raiders would be Eugene Monroe, but we are the Raiders and everything we do is illogical. With the 7th pick, we the Oakland Raiders, take Andre Smith, Offensive lineman out of the University of Alabama. We want to shore up our O-line for Russell, and instead of taking the shore thing in Monroe, we would rather take the guy with a higher ceiling and a lot more baggage.

[Edited on April 1, 2009 at 6:03 PM. Reason : ]

4/1/2009 6:03:05 PM