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4/4/2009 11:57:04 PM

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"IF it had a warhead. It's probably just kittens."

kittens will be the downfall of man, i´ll have you know

4/4/2009 11:57:18 PM

I can bleev it
I'm allergic

4/4/2009 11:58:37 PM

lawl, exacccccctly

4/5/2009 12:02:24 AM

What is the big deal about it having the potential to hit Alaska? Why would Korea launch an attack on one of the least significant areas in the US? I'm sure there are much better targets within reach.

4/5/2009 12:32:35 AM

^ To make a point?

4/5/2009 12:40:47 AM

if they can hit alaska, they can hit hawaii

hawaii > alaska

4/5/2009 12:42:04 AM

If they hit Palin consider it a secret blessing...

4/5/2009 1:31:18 AM

lol they actually really did shoot off a satellite

4/5/2009 2:34:55 AM

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"i wonder if it splashed real big"

that's what she said

4/5/2009 6:59:23 AM

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"U.S. defense officials, however, told FOX News "nothing went into orbit" and any space launch of a satellite was therefore unsuccessful."

4/5/2009 8:37:32 AM

Even if they did launch a satellite it's against the rules and we should nuke em to HELL

4/5/2009 12:09:07 PM

haha, just read that it was a giant FAIL..most excellent news indeed

4/5/2009 1:21:18 PM

It wasn't a failure. They never planned to send anything into space, you dolt.

4/5/2009 1:24:29 PM

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4/5/2009 1:34:03 PM

^^http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/06/world/asia/06korea.html?_r=1&hp

read you fucking dolt

4/5/2009 1:54:59 PM

^

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"But what may have mattered most to North Korea was simply demonstrating that it had the ability to launch a multistage rocket that could travel thousands of miles."

why the fuck do you think everyone was so concerned about it? did you really think they were attempting to place a satellite in orbit?

[Edited on April 5, 2009 at 1:58 PM. Reason : .]

4/5/2009 1:57:53 PM

omfg dude are you retarded? yeah they meant for the satellite to crash into the ocean

4/5/2009 1:58:53 PM

what satellite, shitbrain?

4/5/2009 2:01:25 PM

haha...now i get why there seems to be confusion...you dont think there was a satellite...read the news man

4/5/2009 2:07:36 PM

From the CNN article:

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" Chinese and Russian officials had a softer response, calling for restraint and calm. Russian officials also appeared to differ from the U.S. military in terms of their assessment of the launch's success. "North Korea sent an artificial satellite into an Earth orbit on the morning of April 5. The parameters of the satellite's orbit are being specified now," Russian Foreign Ministry spokesman Andrei Nesterenko said in a statement on the ministry's Web site."

No big surprise there, but I guess we'll see what they figure out!1

4/5/2009 2:08:54 PM

oh snap

4/5/2009 2:11:37 PM

Everybody thinks it was a three stage rocket, and that all three stages fell in to the ocean.

But what if...

WHAT IF IT WERE A FOUR STAGE ROCKET DISGUISED AS A THREE STAGE ROCKET?????????????

4/5/2009 2:14:37 PM

oh shit he's right

EVERYBODY DUCK!!

4/5/2009 2:15:47 PM

WHAT IF IT WAS A THREE STAGE ROCKET CARRYING A TORPEDO AND FALLING INTO THE OCEAN WAS EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANTED IT TO DO‽‽‽‽

[Edited on April 5, 2009 at 2:16 PM. Reason : this looks like a job for interabangs]

4/5/2009 2:15:48 PM

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"I'm sorry officer United Nations, I didn't know I couldn't do that"

-North Korea

4/5/2009 2:52:38 PM

The US said it was a low flying rocket that landed in the Pacific. Why would low flying rockets have satellites?

R DEY TARDED OR WERE DEY DOIN SOMSING SUSPISHUS?

First, North Korea has to develop a bigger, longer-range missile. MIT scientist Ted Postol calculates that the failed satellite appeared to weigh 150 to 200 kilograms (330 to 440 pounds) and was intended for a low-Earth orbit about 550 kilometers (340 miles) high. It is puny by world standards

4/5/2009 3:31:27 PM

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"haha...now i get why there seems to be confusion...you dont think there was a satellite...read the news man"

FFS, there's a downy kid up the street that can get this. You are a fucking retard. I am surprised you have the capacity to continue breathing on your own.

4/5/2009 7:45:02 PM

^you are the moron saying it didnt have a satellite...how you came to that conclusion i dont think any of us will know


[Edited on April 5, 2009 at 8:52 PM. Reason : notice when someone is wrong the resort to dumb attacks?]

4/5/2009 8:50:18 PM

THEY WEREN'T EVEN TRYING TO LAUNCH ANY GODDAMNED SATELLITE YOU MENTAL MIDGET

THEY WERE TESTING THEIR LONG RANGE MISSILE TECHNOLOGY

FOR FUCK'S SAKE A 5 YEAR OLD COULD GRASP THIS. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT NORTH FUCKING KOREA HERE.

FUCK OFF AND DIE OF GONORRHEA

[Edited on April 5, 2009 at 9:58 PM. Reason : *]

4/5/2009 9:56:57 PM

wow dude you are a pretty big dumbass

i mean it was known the 26th that they either had a nuke or a satellite...they wanted to send a satellite into space, just like their buddies iran did last month...read the fucking news before you post and you wont look like a moron

obligatory: i too wish the news could be what i wanted it to be

[Edited on April 6, 2009 at 12:40 AM. Reason : *]

4/6/2009 12:38:03 AM

EPIC TROLLING ITT

4/6/2009 12:50:20 AM

wait, so, are we getting nuked or what?

'cause if we are, i'ma drop these shrooms and go out in style

4/6/2009 12:55:50 AM

This thread is full of

4/6/2009 1:15:43 AM

Yeah, those genius NK's are gonna blow your ass sky high knowwhatimsayin?

4/6/2009 1:16:53 AM

Haha, 2:37 of AIR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC2cnW9GZ5Y

this video is all sorts of weird

4/6/2009 2:43:08 AM

Why do latinos say jajajajajaja

its pretty annoying

4/6/2009 2:45:13 AM