if she's uber christian then her profile is private

she doesn't want people from her church lookin her up and finding out that she actually drinks.

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4/5/2009 2:54:32 PM

2 Christian 2 bother



^Not really, if she's a girl and a freshman then her profile is likely open

[Edited on April 5, 2009 at 2:55 PM. Reason : she hasn't learned better yet]

4/5/2009 2:54:40 PM

bigbusiness if you want to stroll here make it interesting

4/5/2009 2:54:53 PM

i'm not strolling bro.

strolling is for broads only.

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4/5/2009 2:55:19 PM

her profile may or may not be open, idk because we're already facebook officially friends anyway

4/5/2009 2:58:30 PM

whats her name?






haha would be epic if you were still new enough to fall for that.

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4/5/2009 2:59:15 PM

Well obviously you need to post it here and let us find out

^Esp since you would send her a message

[Edited on April 5, 2009 at 3:00 PM. Reason : with a link to this thread]

4/5/2009 2:59:30 PM

Quote :

"Not really, if she's a girl and a freshman then her profile is likely open [Edited on April 5, 2009 at 2:55 PM. Reason : she hasn't learned better yet]"

YOU ARE CORRECT SIR

[Edited on April 5, 2009 at 3:01 PM. Reason : hangover]

4/5/2009 3:01:11 PM

hahah i wish there were a n00b to fall for that shit

4/5/2009 3:01:51 PM

nah i learned my lesson from that when i got my ass beat.

seriously though, that was a one time thing for teh lulz

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4/5/2009 3:02:16 PM

Offer is still on the table.

4/5/2009 3:02:57 PM

we don't have enough n00bs on here

4/5/2009 3:03:04 PM

thats what i'm saying

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4/5/2009 3:03:23 PM

anyone up for chalking campus and spraying the fuck out of the tunnel? tdub needs more n00bs

4/5/2009 3:04:16 PM

Yeah i'm totally down but not today.

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4/5/2009 3:04:48 PM

are you actually dating ?

.... if not, then why even make the thread....



and also.... are you talking to the girl im dating ? .... because this sounds really familiar

4/5/2009 3:05:27 PM

i wasn't talking about today.

i'm not dating yet, but there appears to be a strong chance i get involved with her and i thought the thread could be entertaining

she's single or too ashamed to admit she's dating you bruh

4/5/2009 3:07:09 PM

CB? I'd say go for it

LL? Doubtful, my friend is like bff with her.



[Edited on April 5, 2009 at 3:08 PM. Reason : I'm guessing its one of those two]

[Edited on April 5, 2009 at 3:12 PM. Reason : ]

4/5/2009 3:08:06 PM

wait, what?

4/5/2009 3:21:01 PM

lol i met that chick last year she lived next to one of my friends from hs

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[Edited on April 5, 2009 at 3:26 PM. Reason : and went to one hs with one of my suitematez]

4/5/2009 3:26:09 PM

big ego...... eiffel tower.... know what im saying dawg ?

4/5/2009 3:29:47 PM

The next guy I will date I want him to be very similiar to me in our level of Christianess.

4/5/2009 3:32:31 PM

86 you trying to say she's tall or just makes you have an eiffel tower... in your pants?

or that she's been there?

4/5/2009 3:33:30 PM

NC86 wants to have sex with you.

4/5/2009 3:34:48 PM

man... you never heard of eiffel towering a hoe ?


its like running a train but with high fives.

4/5/2009 3:35:58 PM

Quote :

"Not really, if she's a girl and a freshman then her profile is likely open [Edited on April 5, 2009 at 2:55 PM. Reason : she hasn't learned better yet]"

I dont know that that's the case anymore, chicks these days have been doing fb in HS and already know about most of that stuff

4/5/2009 3:36:51 PM

I've seen it done.

4/5/2009 3:37:22 PM

Quote :

"its like running a train but with high fives."

wat?

4/5/2009 3:40:01 PM

brah, im starting to believe youre a virg....




[Edited on April 5, 2009 at 3:43 PM. Reason : de]

4/5/2009 3:41:02 PM

tww isnt speed dating #2

4/5/2009 3:42:40 PM

^With the current stock, TWW Speed Dating would be the worst thing ever.

4/5/2009 3:43:53 PM

Quote :

""I had a friend who dated an uber-Christian she wouldn't fuck or give blowjobs, but she would allow him to titty-fuck her...that's where she drew the line""

Quote :

" then she wasn't really an uber-christian. actions speak louder than words."

Show me in the bible where it says you can't titty fuck.

4/5/2009 3:44:11 PM

Quote :

"she would allow him to titty-fuck her...that's where she drew the line"

Hah. "You can fuck me on this line"

4/5/2009 3:45:07 PM

86, that shit is lol but lol lame

4/5/2009 3:46:22 PM

wait you've never heard of that shit before?

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4/5/2009 3:51:34 PM

big ego.... you still a virgin ?



just wondering brah

4/5/2009 3:53:09 PM

no and no

4/5/2009 3:55:30 PM

Wernt you makin fun of me for saying brah and bro all the time?\

4/5/2009 4:00:09 PM

Quote :

"Show me in the bible where it says you can't titty fuck."

Not before marriage. You can't have any sexual relations before marriage. And I don't know where it says that in the Bible explicitly, if it does. But, that's what every priest/nun will tell you.

4/5/2009 5:42:44 PM

Quote :

"if you get in dem jeans, you hit the jackpot. years of repressed sexual desire = total freak"

Especially if she's Catholic. Protestant bitches not as much.

4/5/2009 5:50:20 PM

that mary bitch was a whore though

4/5/2009 5:54:30 PM

Well what is the point of dating someone that you know has a completely different way of life than you anyway? For most people (especially the super religious) dating is a way of finding the person you are going to marry. So chances are, if she is a Christian and she knows you aren't religious at all, she probably won't want to date you anyway. Unless she thinks she will be able to convert you.

4/5/2009 6:15:08 PM

If the sex is good I'd worship fucking pink unicorns.

4/5/2009 6:20:54 PM

Quote :

"And I don't know where it says that in the Bible explicitly, if it does. But, that's what every priest/nun will tell you. "

sodomy

4/5/2009 6:23:56 PM

Hebrews 13:4

The message:
Honor marriage, and guard the sacredness of sexual intimacy between wife and husband. God draws a firm line against casual and illicit sex.

NIV:
Marriage should be honored by all, and the marriage bed kept pure, for God will judge the adulterer and all the sexually immoral.

KJV:
Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge

NIRV:
All of you should honor marriage. You should keep the marriage bed pure. God will judge the person who commits adultery. He will judge everyone who commits sexual sins.

[Edited on April 5, 2009 at 6:31 PM. Reason : I'm fucked ]

4/5/2009 6:27:31 PM

i don't like hypocrites much...

but it seems like there are people who will only date within their religion... but at the same time dont really follow what they preach.

4/5/2009 6:34:15 PM

ya srsly fuck dat

4/5/2009 6:35:03 PM

its like a fat chick saying she will only date gymnasts because she can touch her toes...and therefore considers herself a gymnast

4/5/2009 6:36:17 PM

I can touch my toes, and do a back bend, and a cartwheel and a round off and a foward roll

4/5/2009 6:37:20 PM

Quote :

"its like a fat chick saying she will only date gymnasts because she can touch her toes...and therefore considers herself a gymnast"

Hahaha is that true?

4/5/2009 6:40:42 PM