Go San Diego Philip Rivers's

9/10/2009 1:25:42 PM

http://www.newsmutiny.com/pages/Entertainment/Tila-Strangled.html

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"Tila Tequila Strangled, Beaten by Half of San Diego Reality star Tila Tequila, who lodged a citizens complaint against San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman for allegedly choking her and throwing her to the ground early Sunday morning, has reportedly been strangled and beaten by nearly every other person she has encountered since that time. Before being allegedly strangled by Merriman, Tequila, whose real name is Tila Nguyen, was best known for her two years spent on MTV’s "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila," a bisexual dating show that promoted fantasies of strangling her in the vast majority of anyone whoever watched it. According to witnesses, many of whom later became perpetrators of similar forms of assault against Nguyen according to still other witnesses, the unremitting succession of abuse continued at San Diego Police Headquarters when Sergeant Pamela Davis began throttling Nguyen within moments of initiating an interview with her regarding the incident outside Merriman's home. "I looked over, and Sergeant Davis was choking the daylights out of Ms. What’s-her-name on the floor, so I quickly intervened," recounted another police officer, "Only shortly after restraining Sergeant Davis, I discovered that I’d begun strangling her (Nguyen) myself." When asked what triggered his reaction, the officer had difficulty pinpointing anything specific. "It’s not exactly what she said, but how she said it, and also the look on her face," he recalled, "And also everything else about her. Pretty much the entire package." Another officer at the station at the time described what he saw. "Upon observing two of my fellow officers using what I perceived to be excessive force on a bruised and bleeding Ms. Nguyen, I interceded and made a call for an emergency medical response," said the officer. The same officer then confessed to punching Nguyen in the face "a bunch" of times before the ambulance arrived. Reportedly, the responding paramedics proceeded to choke and beat Nguyen into a semiconscious state of insufferable inanity while conveying her to UCSD Medical Center, where she was then strangled, bludgeoned and shaken the shit out of by a host of doctors, nurses, orderlies, receptionists, patients and visitors of the hospital. According to reports, Nguyen was last seen at the Kathryn Crosby Home for Battered Women, where she was taken for her own protection by shelter Director Susan Sweeney, and subsequently beaten. "I don’t know what came over me," quaked a bewildered Sweeney, "She opened her mouth and I just started slapping her damn face. I couldn’t control myself.""

9/10/2009 4:03:20 PM

Rivers got his own "and you missed it b/c you have cable" commercial. Nice!

Go Direct TV ... and go Phil

9/10/2009 9:04:42 PM

Yeah that commercial is like a month old. It's in the all things Philip Rivers thread.

Still a cool commercial though.

9/10/2009 9:05:49 PM

Damn. I don't watch enough TV

9/10/2009 9:12:31 PM

^^^old as fuck
^^ more like 2 months now

and their first game of the reg season is on cable.

fuck dish network. and fuck cable

who has anybody VS raiders on MNF

looks like another season of 30+ TD passes

9/11/2009 1:02:04 AM

the AFC West is so fucking terrible that the Chargers should be able to walk into the playoffs around week 8

9/11/2009 2:47:16 PM

No charges for Merriman

9/12/2009 3:24:58 AM

Oh come on this was never about criminal charges this attention whoring gutter slut wants a civil suit so she can get paid. Hopefully Shawne won't settle out of court and he can counter sue her for defamation.

9/12/2009 7:52:53 AM

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"Hopefully Shawne won't settle out of court"

DA dismissed the case

9/12/2009 11:42:16 AM

the criminal case was dismissed

she's going to file a civil case

9/12/2009 11:43:06 AM

inst this the last year of his contract?

fuck that slut

i dont see why we cant start out with a big W.

im fucking pumped that troy will not be able to play week 4.

9/12/2009 11:45:47 AM

Merriman should sue her for defamation and donate any winnings to a battered women's shelter.

9/12/2009 6:57:07 PM

It's time for my Raiders to lose by a score of about 35-14 pull one out tonight!

9/14/2009 9:34:55 AM

let's go chargers...can't believe the raiders are moving the ball this well

so is the only reason the chargers don't always wear the powder blues because of the extra cash from having 2 home colors?

edit: JAMMER!

[Edited on September 14, 2009 at 10:27 PM. Reason : .]

9/14/2009 10:27:17 PM

JAMMER!

9/14/2009 10:27:56 PM

^^ light blue is kinda ~

9/14/2009 10:28:14 PM

i strongly disagree...the charger powder blue is the best damn uniform in the nfl.

mcfadden is just gashing up the defense...sheesh

[Edited on September 14, 2009 at 10:37 PM. Reason : .]

9/14/2009 10:35:06 PM

:-/

9/14/2009 10:42:13 PM

chargers are getting their ass kicked out of the gate

GET IT TOGETHER BOLTS!

9/14/2009 10:51:36 PM

AWESOME 1st quarter. Let's have 3 more just like it.

RAAAIIIDDDDAAAAASSSSSSSS!!!

9/14/2009 10:55:49 PM

Why does Steve Young seem to always be half-dogging Philip?

9/14/2009 10:57:26 PM

Chargers look awful, but fortunately they're playing the Raider so they're only down 7.

9/14/2009 11:04:14 PM

LT doesn't have it anymore. Its obvious. Runs he would have taken for 10-15 3 years ago go for 7-8 now.

9/14/2009 11:07:26 PM

sproles just got decked

9/14/2009 11:09:18 PM

If the Raiders win, I'll make my Raiders 2009 thread.

Just Win Baby.

9/14/2009 11:15:27 PM

haha, SD's defense is non existant. Jamarcus is gonna make enough mistakes though that they'll prolly stay in this one

9/14/2009 11:33:39 PM

jamarcus russell > philip rivers

9/14/2009 11:34:22 PM

this call = wtf

9/14/2009 11:40:22 PM

wow thats a horrible call

9/14/2009 11:40:42 PM

haha, raiders just got fucked

9/14/2009 11:41:21 PM

thats pretty ticky tacky

but its hilarious hearing them all "oh its definitely a touchdown...going to the ground doesn't matter...blah blah blah"

9/14/2009 11:41:30 PM

he was down in bounds

9/14/2009 11:44:16 PM

is marty schottenheimer still alive?

[Edited on September 14, 2009 at 11:50 PM. Reason : screw it, zombie schottenheimer for chargers head coach 2010]

9/14/2009 11:47:23 PM

Oakland's gonna find some bullshit way to fuck this game up late just like Buffalo. I know this feeling all too well. That bull fucking shit call pretty much gaurantees it

9/14/2009 11:52:36 PM

oh god you're an ecu fan and a raiders fan?

9/14/2009 11:54:26 PM

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"Why does Steve Young seem to always be half-dogging Philip?"

you're kidding, right?

he praised him the whole first half.

with that said, it's asinine that ESPN would allow these clowns to call a game. they are absolutely atrocious

[Edited on September 15, 2009 at 12:02 AM. Reason : whoops]

9/15/2009 12:01:34 AM

What happened to LT?

9/15/2009 12:09:26 AM

tomslinson is done

9/15/2009 12:10:52 AM

gates

9/15/2009 12:13:26 AM

NOOOOO! I needed 16 fantasy points from him and I only got 7. Looks like I take a 6 point L

9/15/2009 12:13:39 AM

9/15/2009 12:26:06 AM

raiders are owing SD offensive "stars"

9/15/2009 12:27:07 AM

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" oh god you're an ecu fan and a raiders fan? "

is that cool witchyall or... does that make me a real dick cheese................ burger

9/15/2009 12:28:25 AM

SD's offensive line is shit

9/15/2009 12:34:51 AM

haha

taunting

lame

9/15/2009 12:35:15 AM

haha yea rivers talk that shit

9/15/2009 12:35:37 AM

hahahaha Rivers is a THUG

9/15/2009 12:35:46 AM

Taunting!!! What a meanie head

9/15/2009 12:35:56 AM

Rivers being a punk again... stop it dude

9/15/2009 12:36:02 AM