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4/28/2009 9:29:43 AM

when i say back to front, point A is somewhere clean in the crack and point B is the butthole
a digging motion catches any residual hanging shit that wouldn't fall (think of what the toilet paper looks like when picking up some mushy dog shit)

the final wipe of confirmation is front to back (i try to not do front to back the whole way, because i just dont want a shit smeared ass crack

4/28/2009 9:46:08 AM

You have to wipe standing up - or else your gonna get your hand wet.

4/28/2009 10:54:21 AM

you got some motherfucking gorilla hands

4/28/2009 10:56:23 AM

sitting

4/28/2009 10:57:41 AM

Try standing up - will get a much better wipe.

4/28/2009 11:00:55 AM

everyone grills me for standing up and then wiping.
it is so sanitary and you get so clean.


may i also suggest replacing your tp with some quality wet wipes....

4/28/2009 12:41:16 PM

Front to back is the way of the woman. Anything else is just asking for trouble!

4/28/2009 12:42:11 PM

^. thank you. i was beginning to think i was strange. well really i thought everyone else was strange for going the other way!

4/28/2009 12:44:11 PM

any woman that doesn't wipe front to back is just begging to get coochie infections.

4/28/2009 12:45:01 PM

It depends on if I'm on my period or not.

4/28/2009 1:04:55 PM

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4/28/2009 1:06:27 PM