just start talking to her about your views on digital piracy

i'm sure that'll get her all hot and bothered"

5/1/2009 10:02:07 AM

I'm 29 and my wife is 21, haha.


We have a 20 month old son - you math majors can try to figure out what happened here

5/1/2009 10:06:19 AM

you had sex?

5/1/2009 10:07:40 AM

shotgun wedding?

5/1/2009 10:07:43 AM

That's pretty epic, his wife can potentially be hot even when he's 50+

5/1/2009 10:09:35 AM

yeah she's asian too so when I'm 40 she'll look 25

5/1/2009 10:11:57 AM

You are a very smart man, props of epic proportions.

5/1/2009 10:12:51 AM

ah, small peep syndrome, gotcha.

5/1/2009 10:12:54 AM

Quote :

"Umm, if she is in the top 3 hottest people you have ever seen in your life then the chances are pretty high (like, 100% high) that you have no shot."

loser talk detected

5/1/2009 10:13:06 AM

Quote :

"Umm, if she is in the top 3 hottest people you have ever seen in your life then the chances are pretty high (like, 100% high) that you have no shot."

Misery loves company. Trying to pull him down to your level I see. You may not have a chance, but then again, that's your name right? Stop projecting you giant douche.

[Edited on May 1, 2009 at 10:16 AM. Reason : -]

5/1/2009 10:16:02 AM

Look for the most part I see Noen post and think he's a gigantic douchebag

however i support this endeavor fully

Noen you fucking get you some

5/1/2009 10:17:28 AM

I don't agree with his views on piracy either, but in my book, that just makes him a close-minded hardass when it comes to intellectual property. Douchebag is much more encompassing of someone's overall character to me, but nowadays people are using the term for anything and everything that they don't like about someone. I don't think Noen is a bad guy overall.

5/1/2009 10:25:57 AM

sd2nc wins this thread / TWW / life

5/1/2009 10:32:08 AM

My uncle is 74 and his wife is 55

they got married 42 and 23


Funny thing is, she aged horribly and he aged great

so he looks 55 now and she looks mid sixties and fat

funny how things work out

5/1/2009 11:20:34 AM

this thread is a poor attempt at mixing djeternal and Amsterdam718.

5/1/2009 11:27:01 AM

Why are you even talking relationship here? Get in, get off, get out. No sense in making a relationship out of it.

5/1/2009 11:29:52 AM

The very fact that Tyler made a thread this bad is evidence to me that this girl is worth the effort.

5/1/2009 11:33:04 AM

shes soooo going to spit in your food
or worse

5/1/2009 12:25:23 PM

This thread has been awesome Actually surprised at the total spectrum of reactions!

After talking to her for a bit today, it's going to be game on.

Just to talk to a couple of points:

Quote :

"but are you really looking for advice from wolfwebbers, Tyler?"

Quote :

"Nothing, he just wanted attention and somewhere to claim he was getting a piece of primo vagpiece because all of the people he works with know he ain't hitting it."

Not really, I just thought it was an interesting situation, that other people might be able to relate to, or provide insight on. I remember being 18-20 and being pissed off when some hot girl was dating a 28 year old loser that lived with his mom. Now that I'm on the flipside age-wise, it's an interesting turn of events.

Quote :

"he chances are pretty high (like, 100% high) that you have no shot."

Quote :

"I'd love to be there when she shoots you down. You have no chance. But then again, she may be into douchebags."

I realize it may be hard to fathom, but online persona's don't always match the real person shocking I know. And incredibly, you don't have to be a douchebag to date beautiful women.

Quote :

"if you're lucky, she might be very mature for her age and not into all that nightlife and partying business."

Fuuuuuck that. I'm already turning into an old man, actually one of the biggest draws for me is the hope that she is a wild ass party girl. I could use some retarded excitement everyone once in a while.

5/1/2009 6:04:53 PM

go get you some, dawg

5/1/2009 6:38:20 PM

^^

5/1/2009 6:42:05 PM

she prolly has the herp

5/1/2009 6:54:27 PM

pics, sneak some ninja style

5/1/2009 6:55:08 PM

keep her warm til I get out there for my interview

5/1/2009 7:50:55 PM

DO WORK SON

5/1/2009 7:51:43 PM

5/1/2009 7:55:01 PM

Good lord

5/1/2009 7:55:26 PM

is that her?

5/1/2009 7:55:30 PM

even before i saw the pic i thought you were wasting your time...but i'm picky as fuck

5/1/2009 7:58:39 PM

nice scarf

5/1/2009 8:05:56 PM

niiiiice

5/1/2009 8:07:10 PM

cute girl

5/1/2009 8:07:54 PM

looks like my cousin

5/1/2009 8:12:33 PM

I'd hit

but you can see why she works as a cashier

there is a certain sort of "trailer" about her

5/1/2009 8:14:05 PM

20 is too old.

5/1/2009 8:22:34 PM

Quote :

"I'm 29 and my wife is 21, haha. We have a 20 month old son"

you railed out and freshman chick and get her pregnant?

Noen

Do you really have to ask this?
If so than please get out a piece of paper and take the following evaluation....

1.) Do you have balls?
2.) Are you straight?
3.) Is this thread supposed to be funny?

If you answered no to any of these take aforementioned pencil and jab it into your trachea.

5/1/2009 8:35:07 PM

The 25 y/o I've been having relations with doesn't think there's too much effort involved, so why don't you just hit and quit?

5/1/2009 8:54:13 PM

if she is the top 2 or 3 most attractive girl you have ever seen then you really need to get out more. no offense.

5/1/2009 9:15:23 PM

boy howdy, fucking scrumdiddlyumptious

go for it, man

5/2/2009 12:28:44 AM

idk honestly i mean i guess it shes decent shes decent

5/2/2009 12:30:25 AM

Quote :

"Seriously one of the top 2 or 3 most attractive people I've ever seen in my life."

seriously man...seriously?!?!

5/2/2009 12:47:17 AM

i think your mentality is a lot more shallow and immature than this girl could possibly ever be.


thats just my opinion

5/2/2009 12:49:29 AM

^^concur

[Edited on May 2, 2009 at 12:50 AM. Reason : .]

5/2/2009 12:49:52 AM

she's a 7 at best

fuck her til you get bored, then never call her again

5/2/2009 12:58:52 AM

personally, I think she's pretty fucking hot

5/2/2009 12:59:10 AM

some people's standards are higher than others i guess

5/2/2009 1:01:13 AM

more a matter of different tastes, probably

5/2/2009 1:03:09 AM

she gots noooo tittays

5/2/2009 1:04:24 AM

gotta love the internet bravado. High standards are different from being disconnected from reality. Sorry I don't idealize implanted, meat flapped porn stars.

And the fact that you retards say the same things about several other girls on tdub who are absolute 10's in real world just furthers my point.

Quote :

"i think your mentality is a lot more shallow and immature than this girl could possibly ever be."

Thanks for the thought Chris. It's definitely shallow, but it's not that I'm worried about her maturity level. There's more than one level of relationship, and having fun for fun's sake is okay too I would say that MMA is probably not a very responsible long-term choice, but if I had the opportunity I'd be in there with you getting my head pounded in a heartbeat

^She's probably 5'1", so yeah definitely a member of the IBTC, but as long as there's something to take hold of, I'm good to go

[Edited on May 2, 2009 at 1:11 AM. Reason : .]

5/2/2009 1:10:14 AM

Lemme get dat numba.

5/2/2009 1:12:59 AM