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"Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy's balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

5/21/2009 1:33:22 PM

And he said, "No, just put it on my bill."

5/21/2009 1:54:44 PM

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"Do I know how to size them up or what?"

-Stimwalt

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"that better for you to swallow?"

-Arab13

7/9/2009 10:47:18 AM

you want that bridge two lane or four?

7/9/2009 10:48:04 AM

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"im so skinny and long"

-Quinn

7/16/2009 1:12:14 PM

"rectum damn near killed 'em!"

7/16/2009 1:15:48 PM

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"i hate swallowing... "

-nicklepickle

8/20/2009 9:11:44 AM

"...and here's where i think i fucked up. I wished that I had a gigantic orange head"

8/20/2009 9:34:01 AM

No soap, radio.

8/20/2009 9:35:52 AM