I WOULD BUY THE FUCKING WOLF WEB

5/19/2009 11:50:14 AM

24 hours?
jewelry - lots of it. There's a ring at fink's I'm lusting after
some photography stuff
a new car - fuck if I know what kind
a piercing, and a few tattoos
trip to the strip club
make a bunch of donations to charity
when I go out in public, take a bunch of $50 bills, and give one to whomever I see doing nice things for others/beng polite/making life easier for others (things like helping an old lady with her bags, or picking up litter)...and making sure they know that's why I gave them $50
a new driveway
get the bridge at my parents' place repaired
give my folks some money

5/19/2009 11:50:52 AM

I'd put it all on the Cavs to win the NBA finals.

5/19/2009 11:51:23 AM

I would buy a profitable bar and then build a condo on top of it to cut down on my commute to work.

5/19/2009 11:51:51 AM

^^^honorable use of money

^stop cheating you cheating cheater

5/19/2009 11:52:17 AM

Quote :

"I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man. "

5/19/2009 11:53:06 AM

i would buy the fucking wolfweb and put qtmfred on salary or some shit to fix it

i would put the tww headquarters in the building next to mcdonalds on western

and i would paint the fucking building red and black

5/19/2009 11:54:25 AM

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"I think I get it – it's because they'd just put the money in the bank, but then it would expire before they had a chance to use it....? What if I bought actual items (food, tools, etc.) for other people?...(like Str8BacardiL buying others' drinks)...and then paid to ship them overseas or wherever? Also, you can't buy more money, but can you buy things to start a business?"

Yes.

That works, you could buy whatever and ship it to people.

You can buy things to start a business so long as you aren't buying gold/silver bars (no making jewelery I guess), houses, or money (no banks) with the imaginary money.

5/19/2009 11:54:54 AM

I would start a commodities investment firm specializing in gold and silver bars.

5/19/2009 1:28:10 PM

but I don't have a quarter million imaginary dollars

5/19/2009 1:28:37 PM

^^YOU CAN'T DO IT.

5/19/2009 2:00:24 PM

engagement ring
two boats
some land on a brackish creek in bumfuck eastern NC
rest gets spent on a lifetime supply of mirrolures, soft plastics, etc.

5/19/2009 2:09:27 PM

I would by as many gold statues of bars as I possibly could

5/19/2009 2:11:18 PM

i'd by a magic lamp that gave me three wishes, wish for infinity wishes, then use my next wish to wish for 250,000 stupid-rule-free dollars

5/19/2009 2:13:55 PM

I'd buy a suite in vaughan towers.
and one in the RBC center.
and a land cruiser for tailgating


that should about wipe it out.

5/19/2009 2:16:46 PM

if it was feasible, I'd book a 5-year trip around the world.

but the lack of money after 24 hours = no $$ for excursions, random fun, etc

:sad:

5/19/2009 2:17:01 PM

I'd buy:

* Ferrari Testarossa
* CBR250-RR
* Ducati 999R
* a truck, not too picky here, I'd just grab the newspaper and/or spend a couple hours on Google
* a reasonably decent motorboat
* 1080p 3-chip DLP projector
* An excellent sound system, with a tube pre-amp (something like the Adire Audio Vaza, but they quit making it) and a stack of tube power amps
* A little bit of smack, some benzos, a lot of speed and weed

I am probably running out of imaginary dollars at this point, so I'd stock up on firearms and body armor, then hit up a bank to keep the roll goin'

[Edited on May 19, 2009 at 3:05 PM. Reason : .]

5/19/2009 3:02:54 PM

Quote :

"I WOULD BUY THE FUCKING WOLF WEB"

Also, an Xbox360* and components for a nice gaming desktop*.




(* - Depending upon cost of WolfWeb.)

5/19/2009 3:06:11 PM

A lot on Lake Gaston.
It's a buyer's market and I think that would make a great investment. I can't afford a construction loan right now, so I'd probably just wait a few years and then finance the build by selling my current home. Would be sweet to own a quarter million dollars worth of land outright though.

[Edited on May 19, 2009 at 3:22 PM. Reason : l]

5/19/2009 3:18:11 PM

office space: 1 million dollars=two chicks at the same time
so using that ratio
Me:1/4 million dollars=1/2 a chick at the same time...hmmm food for though

5/19/2009 3:21:44 PM

n/m...I'm trying to be a better person.

[Edited on May 19, 2009 at 3:23 PM. Reason : l]

5/19/2009 3:22:40 PM

1967 Shelby Mustang for the wifey (http://www.cars-on-line.com/36240.html)= $120,000
BGS 9.5 Michael Jordan 1986 Fleer Rookie Card off ebay (for investment purposes)= $4000
Tickets (4 tickets to Vegas, 4 tickets from L.A. to home)= $3500
Best hotel stay available (Vegas)= $6000, (L.A.)=$6000
Rental bus from Vegas to L.A.= $2000
4 tickets to Lakers/Nuggets Game 2= $30,000
Food/alcohol money= $28500
Gambling money= $30,000
(If needed)Bail money= $10,000
Hottest club in L.A. cover charge/buying drinks= $10,000

5/20/2009 12:42:02 AM

.5 chicks at the same time

5/20/2009 12:44:29 AM

10% to church
45% to gym equipment
45% to software

5/20/2009 12:52:47 AM

Giles G-202. I'd buy a half-share in one for, say, $60k. (I'd love to have an Extra 300 or a Sukhoi, but they're too expensive. I'd want a 2-seat hardcore aerobatic airplane).




Beechcraft Bonanza A36. I'd buy a 1/4 share for ~$30,000.




'08 CBR-600RR

$7000




BMW R1200GS Adventure

$12k




nice cuddy boat...small and high performace enough to ski behind, but large and nice enough to cruise a fair distance on and take multi-day trips.

$35k




BMW 335i coupe

$30k



Porsche Carrera 4S, type 997.

$65k



1966-1977 Ford Bronco

$10k




That leaves me $1000. I'd probably either buy another gun or another guitar amplifier.

I already have a killer jet ski and a nice set of snow skis. I can rent SCUBA gear. That pretty much has me covered. Maybe a couple more guitars and guns, but that's chump change compared to the rest of this stuff...like, within the margin of error of the prices I quoted on some of those big ticket items.

[Edited on May 20, 2009 at 1:47 AM. Reason : ]

5/20/2009 1:41:32 AM

"practical" car - 2007 Audi RS6 Avant (not sold in the US, but could probably be imported by someone clever enough)
"impractical" car - 1965 Jaguar E-Type Series I convertible
girlfriend car - 2009 VW Eos
Restore/Upgrade my '79 Malibu

Nice Home Theater setup

Laptop - Dell Latitude XT or Lenovo X61t tablet

Guitars - 60's Gibson L-5CES, 60's Gibson Firebird VII, '59 Les Paul, '57 Stratocaster, Guild dreadnought acoustic, PRS, maybe a Rickenbacker. Plus a couple of nice amps.

That would probably burn most of it. Maybe hold off on a couple of the vintage guitars and get an E-Type in not quite as nice shape and plan a baller vacation, but as has been mentioned, no spending money once you're there would suck.

5/20/2009 10:32:53 AM

I have a '91 Firebird V. They're sweet guitars, and pretty unique, too.

5/20/2009 10:35:35 AM

I've never played one (except for fooling around with an Epi firebird for a few minutes in Sam Ash once) but I've always loved the look. Definitely out of the ordinary...

It should probably be mentioned that the '59 LP and '57 Strat would need to be the reproduction/tribute models. To get an authentic '59 LP in good shape would probably blow more than half the money in one shot...

5/20/2009 10:41:52 AM

i would clean guitar center out

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