boom shakalaka

[Edited on May 28, 2009 at 2:03 PM. Reason : movie]

5/28/2009 2:02:48 PM

hES oN fIre!!!1

5/28/2009 2:09:59 PM

it's a metaphor for crap movie

5/28/2009 2:16:00 PM

Reporter: Hey, Rock, you think you have brain damage?
Rocky: I don't see any.

Eddie Murphy in Trading Places....

Bad gangsta prison-rapist at a bar: "Ain't you the mothafucka in jail last night braggin all on his limousine and shit?"

Murphy: Mothafucka? Moi?

Hilarious.

5/28/2009 2:57:27 PM

Quote :

"YOU CAN GET KILLED WALKING YOUR DOGGIE"

5/28/2009 3:12:22 PM

^ ♥

5/28/2009 3:15:27 PM

Quote :

"You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you."

5/28/2009 4:13:09 PM

"Haven't I had you already?"

- Bill the Butcher

5/28/2009 4:19:34 PM

^^ thats from an ataris song

old school emo son

5/28/2009 4:24:35 PM

Quote :

"Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins."

The Life Aquatic

5/28/2009 4:33:53 PM

Quote :

"you are the ones who are the ball lickers"

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Quote :

"make me a bicycle, clown"

Wedding Crashers

5/28/2009 4:39:55 PM

this boat engine makes noise mother fucka

5/28/2009 4:40:43 PM

"No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

Die Hard

5/28/2009 4:42:33 PM

I need to B my L on somebody's T's!

i love this movie

5/28/2009 5:57:40 PM

what's yo problem nigga, you didn't win

5/29/2009 7:13:27 PM

in joe dirt when he shows up with the old rust dodge and she's like "i thought you had a hemi" and he's like "i'm havin' a footprint gas pedal installed so i stole this pile" and she goes:

oooh, my outlaw

5/29/2009 7:17:30 PM

"The man's juice!"
-Just Friends

5/29/2009 7:29:56 PM

Steve Buscemi in Armegeddon just before they blast off:
You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder.

5/29/2009 7:30:12 PM

"beavis is a do-it-yourselfer"

-Butthead

[Edited on May 29, 2009 at 7:33 PM. Reason : lol]

5/29/2009 7:31:35 PM

hahahahahahaha

5/29/2009 7:32:40 PM

Quote :

"No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

I like this one too.

5/29/2009 7:35:19 PM

"Oh, is that the one about the hooker with the dysentery?"

5/29/2009 7:35:30 PM

Floyd: Don't condescend me, man. I'll fuckin' kill ya, man.

-Brad Pitt/True Romance

5/30/2009 1:17:22 AM

no one goes full retard

5/30/2009 1:32:18 AM

Quote :

"I have slowly fallen in love with this movie over the last few weeks, because it seems to always be on HBO lately. I think I'll have to watch it again tonight."

best apatow production by far.

5/30/2009 2:12:24 AM

Half Baked

"I'm Cuban, B!"

"Yes, Cuban B!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xo3f93gQXs

[Edited on May 30, 2009 at 11:28 AM. Reason : link]

5/30/2009 11:27:53 AM

The Matrix, whatsherfacethatsnottrinity about Mouse: "Digital pimp, hard at work."

5/30/2009 11:29:45 AM

Quote :

"No, but... but there's the dream of someone else. "

5/30/2009 11:42:16 AM

"No, thanks, Turkish....I'm sweet enough."

5/30/2009 11:42:58 AM

[Tyrone just backed into Franky Four Fingers' van]
Tyrone: I didn't see it there.
Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a bag of fucking peanuts, is it?
Tyrone: It was a funny angle.
[All three turn and look back at the truck]
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.


i may have to watch this again today.

5/30/2009 11:48:04 AM

yea just thinking about how quotable this movie is makes me want to pop it in


"Blagged? Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the fucking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it."

5/30/2009 11:51:08 AM

Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet, gentlemen

5/30/2009 12:48:07 PM

are you not entertained!

5/30/2009 12:53:11 PM

multipass.

5/30/2009 11:20:58 PM

[any tombstone one-liner]

[Edited on May 30, 2009 at 11:37 PM. Reason : and for fuck's sake release that movie on bd]

5/30/2009 11:36:06 PM

Smells like somebody died.

5/30/2009 11:38:57 PM

Introducing Carol to Simon:

Melvin Udall: Carol the waitress... Simon the fag.

5/31/2009 12:12:26 AM

Ed Tom Bell: I don't know. Supposedly, a coyote won't eat a Mexican.

5/31/2009 12:23:06 AM

We can't stop here, this is bat country.

5/31/2009 12:24:55 AM

In Dodgeball when Rip Torn comes back in the dream before the sudden death throw in the final game and says:

... Bye-Bye.

I don't know why, but me and JTMONEYNCSU kept cracking up over that today.
It's just the way he says it, I think.

5/31/2009 1:01:07 AM

Jonas Miller to Bill: "Oh by the way, I really enjoy your weather reports." from Twister

5/31/2009 1:16:57 AM

"Happy, the gold jackets yours, Shooter's gonna choke!" *Guitar whammy*

-Random black guy that is in Happy Gilmore

5/31/2009 2:57:57 PM

piranhas are a very tricky species

5/31/2009 3:01:23 PM

Listen! Do you smell something?

5/31/2009 3:04:27 PM

I have nipples. Can you milk me?

-Meet the Fockers

5/31/2009 3:09:20 PM

^ That was meet the parents

5/31/2009 3:11:07 PM

in Half Baked when Kenny (Harland Williams) is feeding the horse:

Kenny (to horse): You hungry girl?
Black Woman (to Kenny): Fuck you, nigga!

[Edited on May 31, 2009 at 3:29 PM. Reason : .]

5/31/2009 3:29:30 PM

it puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again

5/31/2009 3:30:14 PM

"I like you temporarily"

5/31/2009 3:43:28 PM

"KIMBALL!"

-The Fugitive

5/31/2009 3:46:33 PM