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"when a sports game activates the "no-effing-way-you're-winning-this-game" chip in your console."

6/1/2009 6:20:34 PM

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[Edited on June 1, 2009 at 6:21 PM. Reason : FUCK]

6/1/2009 6:20:45 PM

No matter how many times you fuck up a side quest or lose a minigame, you can always try again and again until you get it perfect.

6/1/2009 7:06:36 PM

Blasting a boss with 500+ rounds while he bounces off the walls the entire time completely unfazed.

As soon as you get his life meter all the way down it cuts to a cut scene of him on the floor gasping.

6/1/2009 7:17:18 PM

^ Yeah

If i shoot somebody, they should move slower for like...well...i dunno, a couple months? a health bar is fine but as it's going down they should be weaker and slower, and if I'm getting hit it'd make sense to have worse aim, move slower, whatever.

And all the times that I put perfect swings on wheelhouse pitches in the Show and I get no-hit by Daisuke. MFers..

6/1/2009 8:06:49 PM

when games like nba jam te, tecmo bowl, or any nhl game turns on the bullshit button

6/2/2009 1:58:36 AM

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""when a sports game activates the "no-effing-way-you're-winning-this-game" chip in your console.""

you must mean the "madden screw"

6/2/2009 2:46:44 AM

Void Zones

see also;

Tail Swipe and Cleave

6/2/2009 5:14:25 AM

Quote :

"If i shoot somebody, they should move slower for like...well...i dunno, a couple months? a health bar is fine but as it's going down they should be weaker and slower, and if I'm getting hit it'd make sense to have worse aim, move slower, whatever."

It's been a while but I remember Fallout 3 making a pretty good attempt at this.

6/2/2009 8:05:57 AM

crappy games based on the success/hype of blockbuster movies

6/2/2009 8:31:31 AM