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6/1/2009 10:31:09 PM

Most of the sex that I had had has been bad sex. I do not agree with the pizza analogy.

6/1/2009 10:34:10 PM

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"but what can make sex bad for you?"

Lack of enthusiasm

Just wanting to sit there while I do all the work

Doing absolutely nothing to indicate you're interested in sex

Not initiating sex ever

Being too gentle

6/1/2009 10:34:15 PM

^ yep sounds about right

6/1/2009 10:36:02 PM

when a dude just pummels you and then finishes. It's like I didn't feel a thing and it takes me like 5 minutes after to figure out what just happened.

6/1/2009 10:37:38 PM

^ yep sounds about right

6/1/2009 10:38:21 PM

SRIs (sex related injury) before I've gotten off.

6/1/2009 10:39:06 PM

I've never encountered a woman who wanted to stop, or had more trouble with a 2nd orgasm than with the first one. Then again, I don't think I've ever gone for more than an hour.

The only "bad sex" I've had is when I exert myself for a long time and never end up getting off. Usually it's because I've concentrated too long on getting the girl off and my dick starts getting sore, or I'm really nervous, or I've drank too much.

6/1/2009 11:47:36 PM

guys drinking too much and not being able to get off SUCKS. i always want both of us to win, not just me

6/2/2009 1:00:16 AM

how about when you are having a hard time getting someone off and the other person wont tell you what they like?

6/2/2009 1:06:52 AM

i hate it when guys arent open about stuff in bed...i mean shit we're already naked and fuckin why not have a sense of humor about shit

once a guy kneed me in the face accidentally...i started laughing but he was super embarassed
turnOFF

6/2/2009 1:09:25 AM

^I keep looking for threads that I have a remote interest to post in, and goddammit I'm gettin' paranoid becuz you've already posted in it, and now it looks like I'm post stalking.

Dammit.

6/2/2009 2:45:28 AM

stalker

...but honestly, this happens late at night when no one's posting

6/2/2009 2:46:47 AM

Yeah, well...if I was smart, I'd go the fuck to bed.

6/2/2009 2:48:29 AM

sex is like pizza?

6/2/2009 2:57:07 AM

ehhh...Wet is so-so. It's all got glycerin in it, which tastes sweet. But the shit dries up too quick. That shit with the methylparaben or whatever it is in it is slick as hell...and stays that way.

BTW...bad sex vs. good sex is like damn spam vs. prime rib. And I can't fucking stand spam. Uptight partners who're afraid to so much as bat an eye for fear that they come across as "dirty"...the hell with that.

6/2/2009 3:01:36 AM

Sex is a lot like pizza. I usually take the last slice so people won't fight over it.

6/2/2009 8:58:11 AM

^7
Laughter's ok during foreplay, and after the act. However, during sex it would be a total mood-killer. Also, a couple times my previous girlfriend made such a twisted face during orgasm that I couldn't help but laugh out loud. Both times she was pissed!

6/2/2009 9:06:26 AM

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"Lack of enthusiasm Just wanting to sit there while I do all the work Doing absolutely nothing to indicate you're interested in sex Not initiating sex ever Being too gentle"

+ treating my boobs like radio knobs

6/2/2009 9:17:59 AM

hard to get the right station

6/2/2009 9:19:26 AM

tittie twister right after you bust ftw?

6/2/2009 9:28:06 AM

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"it really grinds my gears when a chic cums after about 15 mins of 4play "

i've been through this part of your comment but not the stops after two minutes part. I once dated a girl, best sex i've ever had, and her mentality was much more like a guy. I found that if i got her off during foreplay she was likely to not want to have sex. eventually i told her i'd stop fingering her if she kept pulling that shit so if she already got off she'd go to the bed and get on all fours.

if i were the wise more stable man i am today, i likely would have tried to marry that girl.

6/2/2009 9:34:57 AM

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"Sex is a lot like pizza. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good."

True but it's still pretty disappointing.

6/11/2009 12:15:36 AM

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"Lack of enthusiasm Just wanting to sit there while I do all the work Doing absolutely nothing to indicate you're interested in sex Not initiating sex ever Being too gentle"

what sort of limp-wristed bitch-men have you been running around with?

6/11/2009 12:29:07 AM

I once kneed a girl in the crotch, but we kept going, so I guess it was fine.

6/11/2009 12:30:02 AM

oh, awkward sex

lol, do not miss it.

6/11/2009 12:34:33 AM

Dated a girl who could not get off when drunk. And we knew that and accepted as much -- drunk sex wasn't going to get her off, but it's still fun. But I'd be a few minutes into it, and she'd slur, "It's not gonna happen, go ahead and finish."

I could forgive it because she was drunk, but it still sort of killed the whole experience.

6/11/2009 12:39:43 AM

HAVE SEX WITH A BLUE COCK AND HAVE ALL OF YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE

6/11/2009 1:10:07 AM

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"what sort of limp-wristed bitch-men have you been running around with? "

Froofcock, duh.

6/11/2009 8:28:51 AM

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"I'll take bad sex to no sex any day of the week. And I'm speaking from personal experience!"

Me too Pat....me too

i sure do miss my whorish ways sometimes

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"+ treating my boobs like radio knobs"

LOL...Thats just a game of "TUNE IN TOKYO"


[Edited on June 11, 2009 at 9:03 AM. Reason : LOL]

6/11/2009 8:58:53 AM

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""Sex is a lot like pizza. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.""

unless it's an anchovy pizza, then........

6/11/2009 9:48:32 AM

i havent gotten laid in a while.....i'd take bad sex now probably.

6/11/2009 10:07:31 AM

^^ either way, if it smells like fish

6/11/2009 11:18:28 AM

i havent gotten laid in a while.....i'd take bad sex now probably.

6/11/2009 11:19:57 AM