6/4/2009 11:15:11 AM

I forget that most of you people are in tech support and jerk off to 35K

I need to temper my expectations with this group of bucolic churls

[Edited on June 4, 2009 at 11:16 AM. Reason : x]

6/4/2009 11:16:03 AM

WATCH THESE RAP NIGGAZ GET ALL UP IN YO GUTS

6/4/2009 11:16:12 AM

or better yet slave is so perfect that simple imperfections in others around him disturb his inner core of perfectness

much like a piece of kiwi's art work causes flaws in the space time continuum spoiling the perfection of the surrounding art

6/4/2009 11:26:13 AM

Hey, you never posted pics of your trip to Citi.

6/4/2009 11:29:20 AM

his camera got jacked on the 7 train

6/4/2009 11:31:00 AM

they would've taken his wallet too, but he was able to fend them off with his flute

6/4/2009 11:33:00 AM

It was probably too heavy, what with all the $1000000 bills.

6/4/2009 11:33:49 AM

his pied piper tune is how all the rats got into NYC in the first place

6/4/2009 11:35:29 AM

I'm wearing a khaki/beige-colored t-shirt with jeans and sandals.

What do I look like?

(there's an elephant on the shirt if that helps)

[Edited on June 4, 2009 at 11:38 AM. Reason : for the record, i thought the first post was funny]

6/4/2009 11:38:11 AM

Slave Famous is full of shit. if you're a fatass and you wear khakis and a white shirt, you look like a vanilla frosted cupcake. if your shirt has coffee stains, you look like a vanilla frosted cupcake with sprinkles.

6/4/2009 11:40:40 AM

A lot of us are Engineers actually, and 35k is way too low for a college graduate to be making. You don't need a degree to make that little.

Why is it that you enjoy being the fashion police? There are plenty of females that are much better at that than you could ever be.

You remind me of one of the worst types of people in America. Full of vanity, obsesssed with dressing perfectly, disgusted with brand names you don't approve of, narcassitic to the bone, willing to compromise your own morality and values for social recognition, selfish, self-absorbed, lacking in real character, driven by falsehoods and social constructs, lost.

You are basically a woman, a lot like a few of my ex-girlfriends, who genuinely think their shit smells like roses. Your perfect world cannot be any further from the truth. Put silk on a goat, and it's still a goat. Covering yourself in luxury in order to hide your true weaknesses only makes you weaker in the end.

6/4/2009 11:53:46 AM

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"You remind me of one of the worst types of people in America. Full of vanity, obsesssed with dressing perfectly, disgusted with brand names you don't approve of, narcassitic to the bone, willing to compromise your own morality and values for social recognition, selfish, self-absorbed, lacking in real character, driven by falsehoods and social constructs, lost."

Pretty much sums it up

But I wouldn't have it any other way



and Ernie, I'm working on a thread about stadiums, the first of which is Citi, complete with pictures. Most of the ones I took aren't really full stadium shots; I have a lot of zoomed in players, fans, food, etc... I'll post some of them but they don't really give a good sense of place

6/4/2009 12:06:41 PM

So are there any pictures of you enjoying your time at the new park?

6/4/2009 12:10:17 PM

Yeah but I took most of them so we're only in about half a dozen or so

6/4/2009 12:24:59 PM

he sent me this one

6/4/2009 12:28:13 PM

I had just cut in front of that asshole in the green jacket and he was looking away in disgust

6/4/2009 12:30:04 PM

that asshole looks like curt schilling


[Edited on June 4, 2009 at 12:31 PM. Reason : and shia lebeoueuef is behind him]

6/4/2009 12:31:00 PM

Quote :

" SHORT MAN SYNDROME"

6/4/2009 12:40:07 PM

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"35k is way too low for a college graduate to be making. You don't need a degree to make that little."

any job that pays that little should either provide you with a uniform or not care about how you dress yourself.

6/4/2009 12:49:36 PM

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"But I wouldn't have it any other way"

so you're ok with being a vapid twat then

6/4/2009 1:04:53 PM

I always assumed that Slave Famous was a gimmick user.

6/4/2009 1:18:02 PM

Quote :

""You remind me of one of the worst types of people in America. Full of vanity, obsesssed with dressing perfectly, disgusted with brand names you don't approve of, narcassitic to the bone, willing to compromise your own morality and values for social recognition, selfish, self-absorbed, lacking in real character, driven by falsehoods and social constructs, lost.""

People like this tend to go far in management and sales.

6/4/2009 2:36:27 PM

these are also the people that hang themselves during crises

6/4/2009 2:42:56 PM

any slobs at the workplace today?

ps I've decided you sorta remind me of:



I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.



Now, John, you've to wear clothes in proportion to your physique. There are definite dos and don'ts, good buddy of wearing a bold striped shirt. A bold stripe shirt calls for solid colored or discreetly patterned suits and ties.

[Edited on June 5, 2009 at 8:27 AM. Reason : added another one for ya]

6/5/2009 8:25:44 AM

so slave is gay?

6/5/2009 9:01:37 AM

of course he is, he has a girly sun tattoo'd around his belly button, and proudly posted it on here.

6/5/2009 9:07:15 AM

^ For serious?

6/5/2009 9:07:39 AM

^^^^ awesome movie

6/5/2009 9:08:29 AM

haha...i must admit slave reminds me of a gay terp. just saying

6/5/2009 9:08:58 AM

^^^ yes

^ You use your brain incorrectly

6/5/2009 9:11:06 AM

haha wut

6/5/2009 9:12:04 AM

I want to see said tattoo

6/5/2009 9:14:52 AM

gay for sure

6/5/2009 9:30:39 AM

Not gay

Tattoo is cool

Big ups................to all my haters

6/5/2009 9:37:13 AM

Please.

That tattoo is gay as hell and you know it.

6/5/2009 10:01:24 AM

BUT THIS IS THE ONLY OUTFIT I HAVE SON.

6/5/2009 10:02:40 AM

Quote :

"slave is so perfect that simple imperfections in others around him disturb his inner core of perfectness "

His inner core, and this goes for anyone that trusts in vanity like Slave, is the opposite of perfection.

Quote :

"Pretty much sums it up"

I only size people up when I'm certain, or I wouldn't have tried too. You are either an internet gimmick, or you really are one of those people. Either way, I pity you. I have known good people take the same path you are taking in life, and now they barely resemble the good people they once were... no soul, monsters.

[Edited on June 5, 2009 at 10:38 AM. Reason : -]

6/5/2009 10:35:23 AM

MORE MONEY = BETTER THAN

6/5/2009 10:55:41 AM

did someone say the OP has a belly button tattoo?


dude...
























































~

6/5/2009 10:55:59 AM

I didn’t know Style and Grace were character flaws

I didn’t know holding others to the same standards that I hold myself to was wrong

I didn’t know dressing well and caring about how I look were sins

I didn’t know jeans and Osh Kosh were the preferred attire of the successful

I didn’t know tattoos were the mark of savages and vagabonds



Thanks for bringing me up to date

6/5/2009 11:16:31 AM

^all true.

6/5/2009 11:18:50 AM

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"I didn’t know Style and Grace were character flaws"

People who like to proclaim their "Style and Grace" tend to not have any.

6/5/2009 11:26:39 AM

^^^ I have a tattoo - it just isn't a super-gay one

6/5/2009 12:01:00 PM

OP is more of a maggot than a human being

6/5/2009 2:05:16 PM

Do Not Wear Khakis with a White Dress Shirt

Especially if you're a fatass

you look like a goddamn ice cream cone

I'm sure many of you fashionistas make this mistake all the time, so consider this a friendly tip

6/5/2009 2:13:47 PM

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"People who like to proclaim their "Style and Grace" tend to not have any."

I think the same can be said with money.

6/5/2009 2:15:20 PM