Mickey Avalon - My Dick

for those of you wanting to find it.

7/13/2009 3:41:28 PM

Mickey Avalon & Dirt Nasty!

7/13/2009 3:45:04 PM

was ep2 really only a half hour? we just watched it on demand and are sad it was so short.

7/13/2009 10:04:02 PM

yep, only a half hour

7/13/2009 10:27:47 PM

are they gonna be a half hour every week? cuz that sucks. i'm used to 45-55min HBO shows.

7/13/2009 10:29:57 PM

yeah half hour. 10 o'clock block with Entourage

7/13/2009 11:04:05 PM

i love the dude's facial expressions

7/15/2009 7:12:56 PM

"Sometimes it feels good to piss, and not get pissed on" Great line

7/19/2009 10:21:25 PM

i loved last night's episode, will be watching the lot

7/20/2009 1:04:12 PM

i know other people have mentioned this but it seems genetically almost impossible that the star athlete and the cheerleader could have kids that look like that.



as for last night with the cookies, did he bake his own and put the "sexy" in there or did he give them the rest of whatshernames cookies and she was telling him he was sexy??

7/20/2009 9:51:58 PM

^i was wondering that too!!! i mean, she gave him cookies in a brown bag, but he delivered cookies to the neighbors in a brown box.

so i'm thinking he baked them. and the reason i think he baked them is because he's hoping the hot rich wife will get turned on and want to start paying him for sex.

7/20/2009 9:54:06 PM

that is what i thought at first, but then i started wondering, b/c what if the husband ate them? i thought he assumed all the cookies said "i'm sorry" or some version of that.

7/20/2009 10:00:23 PM

yeah, that might be it too.

7/20/2009 10:08:57 PM

yeah i think they were leftover cookies from Tonya's batch. I think the 'sexy' message was for him. Should be an interesting twist.

7/20/2009 10:24:21 PM

1. great episode. the whole pissing in lake and tent being out of zoning code. poor guy. i really like this show and will be enjoying the rest of the season.

2. i really dont think he baked the cookies. he dont even have an oven to use...remember the microwave in the chair by the tent?

cant wait to see him knock the bottom out of the rich wife. going to be fun season.

7/21/2009 9:14:53 AM

^oh shit you're right, i didn't think about that. no way to bake! so either he commissioned Tanya to make them for him, in hopes that he can start fucking the rich wife. or, they are leftovers from Tanya's batch and it's a total OOPS that the Sexy messages were in there.

7/21/2009 9:22:26 AM

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"so either he commissioned Tanya to make them for him, in hopes that he can start fucking the rich wife"

that's retarded

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"or, they are leftovers from Tanya's batch "

this is what actually happened, it seemed pretty obvious to me

7/21/2009 1:37:19 PM

it's not that absurd for him to ask tanya to make a batch of "you're sexy" cookies, because she's his pimp, she would also want to drum up some business for them.

but yeah, more than likely they are leftovers.

7/21/2009 1:41:50 PM

it's not that it's absurd, it's just that they didn't show any of that happening, so why would you just assume that is the case? Plus the neighbor's wife will be expecting a consensual affair rather than a male prostitute, so I don't see how that's a very good plan anyway.

7/21/2009 1:52:31 PM

OK FINE I AM AN IDIOT

7/21/2009 1:53:37 PM

the only reason i could see it being a different batch is the fact that the cookies tonya gave him were in a brown paper bag (IIRC). The cookies he gave to his neighbor were in a brown box.

But i don't thing that was enough reason to assume he had Tonya make them. I still believe these were cookies meant for him with Tonya's admission of love for him.

7/21/2009 2:06:04 PM

I think everyone is reading to far into who made the cookies, I think it was just a means to get him to bang the neighbor's wife, which would be a great fuck you.

7/21/2009 5:30:32 PM

^,^^^

so you dont think it is strange/weird that tanya gave him a "you really are sexy" message? was it a confidence booster? a pickup line?

7/21/2009 8:25:55 PM

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"I think it was just a means to get him to bang the neighbor's wife, which would be a great fuck you."

I think you're reading too far into it, Tanya made him the cookies and then he gave them to his neighbors to try and smooth things over. Until we have evidence to the contrary that's the only reasonable thing to assume.

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"was it a confidence booster? a pickup line?"

I think it was both, his confidence was pretty low since he realized that he didn't actually make any money on his first trick, and she is romantically interested in him as evinced by how she got all pissed off when he tried to roll out right after fucking her.

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7/22/2009 1:32:20 PM

excellent episode last night

this is fast becoming one of my favorite shows to watch

7/27/2009 11:06:01 AM

I enjoyed it yet again, for a few minutes I was thinking Ray would go an entire episode without banging anyone because he was 'sick'. Thankfully that was not the case.

7/27/2009 11:14:56 AM

i didnt like last nights episode at all.

the show is too slow and going too far into the dynamic of his family life when it should be focusing more on fucking bitches.

7/27/2009 11:33:29 AM

^ The kid scenes felt out of place and awkward, I agree.

7/27/2009 11:54:49 AM

got picked up for a second season...w00t!

http://www.thrfeed.com/2009/07/hbo-renews-hung-true-blood-entourage.html

7/30/2009 9:28:59 PM

The kids are so freaking ugly.

7/31/2009 1:11:06 AM

Looks like HBO has another great show on it's hands.

7/31/2009 1:13:42 AM

im on the leftovers side of the arguement now regarding the cookies.

reason being...when the neighbors wife looked at him while he was working on his house in the last episode ray said to himself something like "what are you looking at lady, never seen a man work before"

i assume he wouldnt have said it that way knowing the cookies had sexy messages in them

just a thought

7/31/2009 10:14:31 AM

i agree....with gunzz

7/31/2009 10:18:36 AM

FUCKING DUH

7/31/2009 10:52:44 AM

^^,^^^ yea that was pretty obv after sun's ep

7/31/2009 3:21:26 PM

Well I was bored yesterday and watched all the on demand episodes...and fucking fell in love with this show. Tom Jane is a real surprise in this role, and I really like that its not all about the fucking. Each encounter seems unique and different and they'll probably force Tom Jane's character to evolve as a person to be able to keep up the job.

Regarding the twins...has anyone thought that maybe they're not really Tom Jane's kids? They look like nothing that would come out of a union between those two characters.

8/3/2009 8:55:46 AM

last nights episode was pretty crazy i thought
Jemma sounds an exgirlfriend of mine

8/3/2009 9:05:36 AM

poor Tonya

8/3/2009 11:11:02 AM

i would love to pound Jemma

8/3/2009 9:51:33 PM

^ not worth the effort

8/3/2009 10:18:37 PM

Jemma reminds me that yes, women are crazy.

8/4/2009 3:09:27 PM

just went through the season on demand

pretty good stuff so far

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8/7/2009 11:33:43 PM

this episode was awesome. The stuff with the girl this week was hilarious. So nuts....

8/8/2009 11:50:49 PM

good episode...Im wondering if it will all come crashing down because of Jemma? Oh well, she's hot so its ok

8/9/2009 10:27:58 PM

Jemma is smoking hot.

8/9/2009 10:33:57 PM

great episode.

the kids are selfish if they let him buy them a car. he lives in a freaking tent!

jemma is entertaining. tanya is so sad.

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8/9/2009 11:03:55 PM

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"poor Tonya"

8/10/2009 9:03:03 AM

i really liked the huge wtf moment everyone shared when ray made out with jemma after the game.

8/10/2009 9:05:21 AM

my interest in this show is dwindling. the whole Jemma/Ray thing is more awkward than anything. the therapy session was the biggest WTF for me. totally weird. i won't quit watching, but i hope it gets better.

oh, and who didn't see the Tonya plot coming a mile away?

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"poor Tonya"

8/10/2009 9:24:41 AM

they way this show is built around a guy down on his luck who keeps getting shit on trying to claw his way back out just makes me think that this stuff with Jemma will end very badly for Ray.

especially the way he let her "in" and now she knows all this personal stuff about him when she is bat shit crazy as exposed from previous episodes. he should know from just being a man not to get involved with women who act like that.

hope Ray takes up the neighbor on that hot shower

8/10/2009 9:30:27 AM