Removing said pole is not an option bc it requires the assistance of a big, strong man. But a brewmaster/pole party is a GREAT option!

6/11/2009 10:19:45 PM

I am big strong man.
I can remove pole.

6/11/2009 10:22:44 PM

Oh, and perhaps the more important question...

Where did you manage to purchase said pole?

6/11/2009 10:23:33 PM

Pole installment is more important than removal, duh. And I got it in Windermere, FL. Cute little pole dance studio called Vixen

6/11/2009 10:25:47 PM

I am big strong man.
I can install pole.

6/11/2009 10:26:32 PM

dammit, every time i see lucyinthesky's name, I immediately get the song stuck in my head.

6/11/2009 10:34:10 PM

But, do you hear Shatner's version?

6/11/2009 10:35:58 PM

oh no, definitely the beatles' version.

6/11/2009 10:38:37 PM

1) Just say it's for work.

2) Leave voice activated recorders around the house.

3) PROFIT!

6/11/2009 11:04:41 PM

electrical conduit?

6/11/2009 11:41:25 PM

I'm a conservative, and it wouldn't bother me one bit. Stripper poles are great for cardio!

But if you must hide it, how about a hollow porch post?

6/11/2009 11:50:39 PM

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"dammit, every time i see lucyinthesky name, I immediately get the song stuck in my head."

and after seeing this thread, I may have fallen in love with her

6/12/2009 12:00:37 AM

BACK UP OFF MY SHIT MOTHAFUCKA

6/12/2009 12:05:24 AM

man what in the fuck

6/12/2009 12:19:29 AM

Aw shit son. Last night, my roommate had a miscommunication with her friend, Jenny. Jenny drops off her 14-year-old daughter and the girl's best friend at our house for a sleepover. We were in the middle of hosting a wine/pole party. For adults.

Jenny is on crack. And now her child is all grown up.

6/18/2009 8:07:22 AM

Christ Lucy - might be time to get married and grow up sweetheart.

6/18/2009 8:33:22 AM

Quote :

"now her child is all grown up."

6/18/2009 8:37:07 AM

^^ I hardly think getting married would constitute growing up.
^ OMFG FERRRRMIEEEEEE

6/18/2009 8:38:08 AM

Quote :

"^^ I hardly think getting married would constitute growing up."

Ain't that the truth!

And seriously Lucy, you should write a book. You have the most imaginative brain I've ever known.

6/18/2009 8:49:30 AM

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"We were in the middle of hosting a wine/pole party. For adults."

PIX PLX

6/18/2009 9:05:49 AM

^^ I am writing a book! It's about a woman who fakes pregnancy so she can take maternity leave and take a 3-month vacation. It's chick lit crap. I'll give you more details this weekend.

^ I'll give you a personal demonstration.

Holla! I am ready for a wonderful weekend in Raleighwood!



[Edited on June 18, 2009 at 9:08 AM. Reason : ]

6/18/2009 9:07:59 AM

YAY I'm so glad you're coming this weekend. What time do you think you'll be here tomorrow? Trying to figure out when I need to leave work so I can be home when you get here. Also, Mitch's tomorrow or Saucer?

6/18/2009 9:15:25 AM

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"Christ Lucy - might be time to get married and grow up sweetheart."

.

if you were to pull the stick up GGMon's ass out it would circle the globe...twice

6/18/2009 9:18:03 AM

^^^

[Edited on June 18, 2009 at 9:18 AM. Reason : dammit gunzz]

6/18/2009 9:18:32 AM

^^^ I think I'll be there around 7 tomorrow. I talked to Buck, and I'm going to bring some seafood so we can grill out tomorrow night. What's your favorite fish? I love tuna steaks and mahi-mahi, but I really love all things seafood.

Maybe Mitch's or something in Cary tomorrow night. Something chill, as we have to leave the house around 6 am to be in Inez to work cows. Buck and I discussed hitting the Saucer on Saturday night. Even though we'll probably be full from dinner. I'm flexible!

^

[Edited on June 18, 2009 at 9:21 AM. Reason : ]

6/18/2009 9:21:07 AM

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"I'm flexible!"

my kind of woman

6/18/2009 9:22:10 AM

Mahi-Mahi sounds fabulous. We just gotta figure out how to grill it! Saturday night works for me too! This weekend, I'm all yours.

So, are you really leaving at 6am Saturday for the farm? I was hoping you'd want to hit Lake Johnson with me in the morning. No worries, we can do it Sunday/Monday if you're up for it.

6/18/2009 9:24:12 AM

what the hell

6/18/2009 9:26:43 AM

We could do Lake Johnson in the afternoon on Saturday! But I will leave early, so I will miss the morning. I'm all yours on Sunday and Monday mornings at the lake. I miss LJ!

Buck said he wanted to grill out. Does he not have a grill? I am intrigued.

^^^ Hot yoga, baby. It's great for flexibility. Legs behind the head in five minutes or your money back.

[Edited on June 18, 2009 at 9:28 AM. Reason : bikram yoga]

6/18/2009 9:27:12 AM

LOL we have a grill, just no clue how to cook anything other than burgers, brats, and steaks

^^What are you 'what the hell'ing about?

6/18/2009 9:29:02 AM

we need to be on the road by 5:30 Saturday morning, and I can cook fish just fine on a grill. I usually don't eat fish unless I'm at the beach for fresh seafood, but fresh seafood is coming to us this time.

Quote :

"We were in the middle of hosting a wine/pole party. For adults."

wine/pole parties are more fun when kids are involved, at least until the cops show up.

6/18/2009 9:33:52 AM

what the hell

quit being so creepy husband.

6/18/2009 9:34:32 AM

i'm what the helling about the original post - stripper pole instead of table. wtf grow up

and was is this husband mess? i'm not a guy

6/18/2009 9:49:18 AM

hahahah i was talking to my creepy husband who posted right above me

and you can WTH all you want, Lucy is very imaginative and i think her imagination has provided lots of entertainment lately! i pity the TWWer who thinks all her threads are real

6/18/2009 9:53:47 AM

^^ Grow up? A pole is a very practical investment. As a result, I have diversified my skill set. In the event that I lose my job, I have a backup plan.


Firefighter!

6/18/2009 10:05:39 AM

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"Im a conservative and I'd love to hang out with a chick that has a stripper pole in lieu of a kitchen table. So fuck you and your stereotypes."

All she said was that she's hosting "conservative family members in the near future" (Those were her exact words). I think it is YOU that has made the stereotypical assumptions here son.

Perhaps she means that they are conservative in a non-political manner tardball. She is obviously saying they're sexually conservative son.

6/18/2009 10:08:12 AM

Quote :

"stripper pole instead of table. wtf grow up"

im 30ish and i dont have a kitchen table...know why
b/c i would NEVER use it.

grow up? why? do you know that people take pole dancing classes very seriously as a form of exercise?

i would hate to know i was that judgmental. if i were dating a girl and she told me she had a pole instead of a table she would be getting daps and high fives and penis.

6/18/2009 10:23:37 AM

in my eyes it's immature. so is a kegerator. so what?

6/18/2009 10:27:31 AM

hahah immature. thats rich. so if they are immature for taking a class or owning a pole does that make you a prude? i mean, i am not judging here.

my coworker takes a class once a week for cardio and strength building and she told me that over 80% of the other women are all older women, soccer moms and the such.

6/18/2009 10:36:54 AM

i do DDR as a form of cardio. does that make me immature too?

a workout is a workout, regardless of how you get it.

6/18/2009 10:41:11 AM