failed trolling attempt

6/12/2009 12:34:52 AM

wow...even in images hooksaw is capable of incredible hyperbole

6/12/2009 12:36:23 AM

lol

hooksaw is awesome because he really believes all this bullshit he says, and we're all the crazy ones

enjoy your dementia, old man. we're all just out to get you!

[Edited on June 12, 2009 at 12:37 AM. Reason : .]

6/12/2009 12:36:50 AM

Get your hot straight sex, bjeternal! Just a few inches above these toes!

6/12/2009 12:38:12 AM

I like him.

internet nerds that have never touched a woman but yet are overly critical of women amuse me.

[Edited on June 12, 2009 at 12:39 AM. Reason : a]

6/12/2009 12:38:42 AM

thats why no one takes you seriously^^

[Edited on June 12, 2009 at 12:38 AM. Reason : .]

6/12/2009 12:38:44 AM

you know, hooksaw is probably a secret muslim

that explains everything!

6/12/2009 12:39:59 AM

nah, nobody takes him seriously because he's a political nut job

6/12/2009 12:40:29 AM

^^^^^
somehow none of the other pics bothered me, but that one actually makes me nauseous

6/12/2009 12:41:17 AM

that's offensive to political nut jobs everywhere

6/12/2009 12:41:25 AM

This should be kept alive for page two, don't you think?

Quote :

" I love ugly toes 'cause I'm straight! No, really--I am! I swear! --bjeternal and his buddies"

6/12/2009 12:43:56 AM

it's sad that you think that was such a good burn it needed to be repeated for page 2

6/12/2009 12:44:51 AM

you know, you're so right

6/12/2009 12:45:01 AM

^^

[Edited on June 12, 2009 at 12:46 AM. Reason : perpetuating the trolling for some reason]

6/12/2009 12:45:35 AM

fucked up feet are GROSS

6/12/2009 12:46:56 AM

cause there ain't shit else to do?

and hooksaw is pretty entertaining, like on an I Am Sam level.

6/12/2009 12:46:58 AM

yep. toes are a deal-breaker for me.


honestly though, i couldn't even tell you what color my girlfriend has her toes painted right now

6/12/2009 12:50:42 AM

"You could snatch a salmon swimming up stream with those claws."

ahhh, Booty Call....an underrated and highly quotable movie

6/12/2009 12:53:31 AM

Some of you assume that I get no enjoyment out of these exchanges. Do you think I would engage in them if I didn't?

BTW, I didn't think the image above was such a "good burn" at all. I just liked it.

Anyway. . .TOES, MOTHERFUCKERS, THE TOPIC IS TOES!!!1

6/12/2009 12:55:25 AM

THIS IS WHY I LIKE DATING AMPUTEE GIRLS

6/12/2009 12:55:34 AM

glad to hear that you, too, can play the game, hooksaw

and for a while i thought you were 100% moonbat.

[Edited on June 12, 2009 at 12:58 AM. Reason : NOW WITH LESS MOONBAT]

[Edited on June 12, 2009 at 12:58 AM. Reason : god i love the term 'moonbat']

6/12/2009 12:58:01 AM

^ Did you like my new catchphrase?

Quote :

"TOES, MOTHERFUCKERS, THE TOPIC IS TOES!!!1"

I hope it catches on!

6/12/2009 1:03:08 AM

how much does your e-life mean to you hooksaw?

would you die for god, country, and tww?

6/12/2009 2:09:33 AM

Quote :

"TOES, MOTHERFUCKERS, THE TOPIC IS TOES!!!1"

6/12/2009 2:10:12 AM

sometimes when im alone at night i stare at the computer and wonder what is going on on tww.

there might be someone defaming the cause which i stand for.

so i spring to life, rush to the keyboard, go into the file marked "LIBERAL BIAS" or "CREEPY VOLLEYBALL SHORTS PICS" and immediately regain the upper hand.

6/12/2009 2:12:26 AM

^ Hey, that one thread was epic! And it was actually called "College Women in Volleyball Shorts":



Maybe this ^ just isn't your flavor.

[Edited on June 12, 2009 at 2:22 AM. Reason : PS: Matter of fact, it needs to be BTTT!]

6/12/2009 2:21:24 AM

6/12/2009 2:24:32 AM

OMFG! Somebody better be on some antibiotics or they're going to be calling him "Stubby"!

[Edited on June 12, 2009 at 2:35 AM. Reason : V Yep. ]

6/12/2009 2:26:26 AM

^^ i think i'll go vomit now

6/12/2009 2:32:18 AM

Quote :

"last time i checked, you don't fuck their feet"

Can I get an amen... All feet are disgusting anyway, I don't care if anyone else tells me some girls have pretty toes/feet. It's still a fucking foot...and feet are gross.

PS if you really say you would kick Megan Fox out of your bed, you're crazy. I'm a girl and even I know that she's super hot, regardless of what her feet look like. Put some socks on that bitch.

6/12/2009 8:09:43 AM

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" All feet are disgusting anyway, I don't care if anyone else tells me some girls have pretty toes/feet. It's still a fucking foot...and feet are gross."

100% incorrect.

Quote :

"Put some socks on that bitch."

lol

6/12/2009 8:12:19 AM

^hell no, 100% truth I have the exact opposite of a fetish so to me all feet are fucking gross... It could be a foot that's been shrink wrapped and has never touched a germ in its life and it would still be disgusting to me!

6/12/2009 6:25:58 PM

fuck her toes.look at megan fox's thumbs

[Edited on June 12, 2009 at 6:36 PM. Reason : 's]

6/12/2009 6:35:39 PM

^^

Quote :

"to me"

That fixes it. Your original statement implied universality.

6/12/2009 6:44:32 PM

Her feet are uglier than Hobbit feet.

6/12/2009 6:47:58 PM

^^ To me, it is universal. Damn dude, I was stating my opinion and I don't feel like I need a disclaimer every single time

6/12/2009 7:10:52 PM

6/13/2009 12:35:59 AM

Quote :

"Damn dude, I was stating my opinion and I don't feel like I need a disclaimer every single time "

Easy -- Three letters:
imo

6/13/2009 7:35:03 AM

i have super ugly feet.

my toes come to a point from where i walk on my tiptoes and they are really callused from tennis....

oh well

6/13/2009 9:32:46 AM

Quote :

"Easy -- Three letters: imo"

6/13/2009 9:47:33 AM

6/13/2009 9:59:41 AM

http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?id=5879039§ion=news/health

watch the video

6/13/2009 10:02:03 AM

something something something that scene from Boomerang something

6/13/2009 10:03:16 AM

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"No, but the whole, "I'm going to harm my feet, but it's okay, BECAUSE LOOK HOW PRETTY I AM!!" type of girl is huge turn-off. Fucked up feet is a deal breaker. These dumb bitches might as well get into foot binding... "

everything is so extreme with you willy nilly! i don't wear heels all day everyday of my life. and when i have to wear a suit, i determine if i'm going to be standing up or walking for long periods of time before deciding on flats or heels. but my feet aren't fucked up from wearing heels. and you do realize that in a lot of pointy shoes the toes aren't crammed into the point?

but you know what did make my feet ugly? wearing soccer cleats, playing soccer, and going barefoot a lot. the entire bottom of my foot looked like one big callous for awhile.

anyway. so far, so good with heels.

6/13/2009 1:43:58 PM

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"i don't wear heels all day everyday of my life."

Why do wear even them at all? I mean, you'll do whatever you like to, but why do you like to wear heels? They hurt you. Is there such a thing as a high-heel shoe that doesn't hurt the wearer?

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"and you do realize that in a lot of pointy shoes the toes aren't crammed into the point?"

Well then, those aren't the ones I'm talking about.

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"wearing soccer cleats"

From my soccer days, I remember that these (at least the ones I saw,) were toe-pinchers. Yeah... It's not just heels. Look at some men's formal shoes... ouch!

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"going barefoot a lot"

..outside on concrete and rock, you mean? Yeah, that'll build callouses... That's not really as unattractive as fucked up toes....

6/13/2009 2:29:18 PM

YES!! there are high heeled shoes that don't hurt the wearer!! you craaaazy. anyway i like heels (the way they look) but i don't wear the ouchy kind. i have learned my lesson there. plus i need them for suits. it is hard to look fierce in a suit if you're wearing like, clogs with it. :/

and yes my soccer feet were gross

and yes outside on the rock/concrete/whatever. i like bare feet better. especially in the summer.

though it does leave the bottom of my feet less than desirable. but that is easily fixed with some tools and some moisturizers! pumice stone! i wish mine looked like this:


but yea agreed. at least it is fixable. deformed toes...not so much.

[Edited on June 13, 2009 at 3:30 PM. Reason : .]

6/13/2009 3:28:23 PM