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6/16/2009 3:13:32 PM

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"40 years now"

when you're on marriage number 3 and filing restraining orders against 1 & 2....you'll never want to relive that day again...

6/16/2009 3:14:07 PM

uhh thats not good

6/16/2009 3:16:56 PM

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"I can understand hicking up a bunch of things, but your wedding ? 40 years now, are you gonna wanna look back and see you and your groom in matching camo and waders ? Get it sponsored by Husqvarna while your at it Fucking derelicts"

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"why in the hell would anyone want to do something like this?"

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"What a stupid fucking idea."

in their defense i HATE it when girls celebrate the wedding and not the marriage. bridezillas.
ive seen many a bride to be make their bridesmaids and moms cry....really ? really?

sorry princess, but this isn't YOUR day, it's your husbands too. and both of your families. and your friends. you are celebrating.

(if i dont elope) i don't plan on having a wedding - i plan on celebrating a marriage.

i think this idea is much better than half of the crap i've seen in some weddings. at least their having fun.


and ftr-i would never do this-not my style

6/16/2009 3:17:40 PM

Make the wedding cake out of doughnuts.

6/16/2009 3:24:47 PM

6/16/2009 3:57:32 PM

My roommate spent gobs of cash on a classy, expensive wedding at one of the most beautiful gardens in Orlando. Spent tons perfecting a stylish, tasteful reception at the hottest reception spot in Winter Park.

And then she had to call the cops to break up a coke-induced fight between several guests. So much for the classy affair! It might as well have been held at Waffle House.

6/16/2009 4:58:52 PM

Don't they have some show on TV with this premise?

The invitations should be hand-written on the inside of cigarette packs. Send them out in used envelopes with the original addresses crossed out.

Dress: Formal (Wife Beater and Bowtie)



[Edited on June 16, 2009 at 7:59 PM. Reason : .]

6/16/2009 7:53:15 PM

I'm willing to let the twinkie and ho-ho wedding cake go. real-tree camo decorations are one thing, but for some folks the traditional wedding accoutrements are simply financially out of reach.

when i was a kid a wedding reception was held in the church fellowship hall. people stood around for 45 minutes or so and munched on cucumber sandwiches on marita white bread (made fancy by cutting them into little squares and cutting the crusts away), a bowl of party mints, a bowl of peanuts, and a duncan hines sheet cake that someone's aunt baked. the beverage of choice was punch made by mixing ginger ale with lime sherbet. no open bar, no dj's, no catered meals with assigned seating. and you know, when it was over, the bride and groom were still just as married.

/crotchety old guy rant.

6/16/2009 8:24:26 PM