deuce

6/14/2009 11:46:12 PM

6/14/2009 11:47:03 PM

<- volunteering

6/14/2009 11:50:02 PM

I will just tell him that I have Internetz boyfriendz.

And I'm on that site where random men buy you new b00bz.

6/14/2009 11:50:27 PM

if it's boobs you want...

6/14/2009 11:51:23 PM

then it's boobs she gets!

must mean she has a girlfriend now

6/14/2009 11:52:03 PM

send him sms of p33n

6/15/2009 12:11:39 AM

Quote :

"So, what's the fastest, easiest way to get a guy to dump me so I don't have to break up with him? I HATE the breakup conversation."

you could try just being blunt and saying it's not really working for you and you should break up. Things can be so much simpler if people would chill out a little and quit making shit so complicated.

6/15/2009 12:22:44 AM

soooooooo can i take you out sometime?

6/15/2009 12:24:13 AM

show him this thread





but seriously is something wrong with him or are you just getting scared away cause he refers to you as gf

6/15/2009 1:18:41 AM

cause technically you are a girl and his friend (of sorts)

6/15/2009 2:06:18 AM

Tell him he just lost the game.

6/15/2009 2:07:42 AM

So do kids these days just not break up with one another?

6/15/2009 2:44:12 AM

Three important rules for breaking up
Don't put off breaking up when you know you want to
Prolonging the situation only makes it worse
Tell him honestly, simply, kindly, but firmly
Don't make a big production
Don't make up an elaborate story
This will help you avoid a big tear jerking scene
If you wanna date other people say so
Be prepared for the boy to feel hurt and rejected
Even if you've gone together for only a short time,
And haven't been too serious,
There's still a feeling of rejection
When someone says she prefers the company of others
To your exclusive company,
But if you're honest, and direct,
And avoid making a flowery emotional speech when you brake the news,
The boy will respect you for your frankness,
And honestly he'll appreciate the kind of straight forward manner
In which you told him your decision
Unless he's a real jerk or a cry baby you'll remain friends

6/15/2009 2:45:59 AM

didn't I volunteer in the first reply?

6/15/2009 6:09:25 AM

tell him you used to have a penis

6/15/2009 6:14:18 AM

Get super clingy and demand that he spend every waking moment with you. Pretend to hate his friends and tell him he can't hang out with them. Go through his things and stalk his ex gfs. Or you could just tell him you're not that into him.

6/15/2009 8:13:54 AM

i know this thread is a joke, but it truly does surprise me how many adults aren't capable of being adults

6/15/2009 8:14:47 AM

just move and change your phone number. Bonus points if you spend the money on a fake obituary in the newspaper also.

6/15/2009 8:26:19 AM

tell him you still have a penis

6/15/2009 8:28:15 AM

Quote :

"o, what's the fastest, easiest way to get a guy to dump me so I don't have to break up with him?"

THis is why women get (and deserve) ZERO RESPECT. No matter age or race - woman are just sad sacks, playing games.

6/15/2009 8:29:30 AM

tell him the penis is starting to grow back...again

6/15/2009 8:29:41 AM

this ones easy, tell him he has a small penis and that you are not satisfied. Then avoid sex at all costs

he will leave

6/15/2009 8:30:27 AM

Quote :

"No matter age or race - woman are just sad sacks, playing games."

No matter age or race - woman who aren't playing games with my sack make me sad.

6/15/2009 8:42:48 AM

yeah, if you insult a guy's penis, he'll leave you pretty quick











































or beat you senseless

6/15/2009 8:43:50 AM

with his teeny weenie?

6/15/2009 8:54:45 AM

Fake an STD....

6/15/2009 8:55:24 AM

short answer:

break the fuck up with him you coward.

6/15/2009 9:00:20 AM

Get a "love fern."

6/15/2009 9:03:37 AM

Quote :

"I thought I made my point when I moved 3 states away from you."

I, too, had to move multiple states from someone to break up with a dude... Most expensive breakup ever

[Edited on June 15, 2009 at 9:11 AM. Reason : asdfds]

6/15/2009 9:09:32 AM

put chilies on his weenie

6/15/2009 9:11:36 AM

y'all need to be pickier about who you choose to date

6/15/2009 9:11:44 AM

yes, cheat on him. Brilliant. That way he can feel like shit because you don't have the guts to break up with him.

6/15/2009 9:14:53 AM

sorry, i didnt read this entire thread but you could send him a text message with the link to this thread

Quote :

"y'all need to be pickier about who you choose to date"

or maybe you could pull the stick out of your "holier than thou" ass

6/15/2009 9:33:35 AM

Just openly start carrying on with someone else. He'll take it as cheating, you tell him you were never together in the first place, and the relationship is done for. Plus you get to have a little something something with someone else.

6/15/2009 9:44:24 AM

Moving again is a GREAT idea. Perhaps West Coast this time? San Diego is pretty awesome.

6/15/2009 10:02:13 AM

man you seem like a complete piece of trash.

6/15/2009 10:05:21 AM

Also, I should add that it's stupid to have to break up with someone when you were never in a relationship in the first place.

6/15/2009 10:06:09 AM

then just fucking tell him that you pathetic coward!

6/15/2009 10:07:10 AM

sarijoul coming hard, high and mighty

6/15/2009 10:11:06 AM

If you can't tell that this thread is mostly in jest, then you're the pathetic one, dear.

Taking T-Dub seriously is a huge mistake. It's only the Internet.

6/15/2009 10:11:35 AM

its easy, and i've done this so i can tell you it works.

wait for them to come over and say these words "this thing we're doing...you and i...its no more" and then inform him you are going to the pool to drink and grill with your friends and can't be late.

6/15/2009 10:12:50 AM

Lucy, you have this weird ability to make a fake thread appear real and genuine to 85% of posters. That takes talent.

6/15/2009 10:13:14 AM

Quote :

"mostly in jest"

i'm thinking there's a lot more truth to this thread than she wants to admit.

6/15/2009 10:15:36 AM

OMG I JUST GOT MY INTERNET PANTIES IN A WAD! NOW THEIR IS CYBERSAND IN MY CYBERCROTCH!

RAHRAHRAHRAH

6/15/2009 10:15:48 AM

huh?

6/15/2009 10:16:12 AM

Quote :

"i'm thinking there's a lot more truth to this thread than she wants to admit."

i'm thinking you should stop thinking.

6/15/2009 10:17:37 AM

Yeah. Thinking has no place in Chit Chat. GTFO, n00b.

6/15/2009 10:19:17 AM

You should text me naked pictures then I will forward them to him.

that should do the trick

6/15/2009 10:22:51 AM

Quote :

"I thought I made my point when I moved 3 states away from you."

harsh. sick burn!

6/15/2009 10:23:21 AM