What an ironic thread

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"wait, what? i'm not even sure what you were continuing from."

THE THREAD TITLE MAYBE? DUMBASS

[Edited on June 16, 2009 at 2:16 PM. Reason : ]

6/16/2009 2:15:48 PM

What did you say to her

Surely you said something

You couldn't have blown that opportunity

6/16/2009 2:16:46 PM

again, we are talking about high school. everyone did fucked up things in high school

i used to pick on my neighbor because he was deaf. now he's my fucking chiropractor and we play poker together twice a month.

6/16/2009 2:17:52 PM

hell no, i didn't say a word to her. it was painfully obvious that she knew exactly who i was and was trying her best to go as fast as possible to get me out of her face. that was vindication enough. i have been smiling since i left.

6/16/2009 2:17:53 PM

Now I'm the one eating the popcorn.

NOM NOM NOM

6/16/2009 2:18:03 PM

dj, i'm glad you can put it behind you. i got picked on by a lot of people, and this bitch is the only person i can think of specifically now. wanna know why? it was that bad. it was torture. it was hell. it made me want to skip 4th period every god damned day because i was scared of what she might say. if she wasn't picking on my weight, it was my hair, or my clothes, or my voice...my god, she even told me my purple book bag made me look gay once. seriously, she was horrible to me. and i don't feel bad for this at all.

turn this around all you want, make me look like the bad person...whatever. it's what chit chat does, and i'm not surprised. but i won't feel bad for feeling this way.

6/16/2009 2:20:44 PM

I was a complete fuckup in high school. I had a lot of good friends but a lot of good enemies too. If half the people I fucked with showed up at my work, it'd be a long afternoon.

I AM SORRY PEOPLE

6/16/2009 2:21:34 PM

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"...and so is thumper, apparently."

aha, i got it now. he's saying thumper is a bitch.

6/16/2009 2:22:21 PM

6/16/2009 2:23:17 PM

My ex-girlfriend is happy that my life is an utter shit hole, but that makes sense and does not apply here at all.

6/16/2009 2:24:36 PM

I once hid this girl's Epi-pen and then pushed her into a beehive

While she was on the ground writhing and looking for it, I mooned her with the pen between my clenched butt cheeks, then I threw it in the sewer

She was in the hospital for 3 days

Now, we hang out every weekend

6/16/2009 2:25:15 PM

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"dj, i'm glad you can put it behind you. i got picked on by a lot of people, and this bitch is the only person i can think of specifically now. wanna know why? it was that bad. it was torture. it was hell. it made me want to skip 4th period every god damned day because i was scared of what she might say. if she wasn't picking on my weight, it was my hair, or my clothes, or my voice...my god, she even told me my purple book bag made me look gay once. seriously, she was horrible to me. and i don't feel bad for this at all."

and yet here you are, alive and posting on a message board about a girl from high school. Just let it go. Every single one of us goes through some horrific experiences in life, and you know what most of us do? We put them behind us and move on.

6/16/2009 2:25:40 PM

^^^^ Yeah, that's more what I tend to think of when you said "come on people, it was high school and everybody made mistakes."

[Edited on June 16, 2009 at 2:25 PM. Reason : fast posting, ITT]

6/16/2009 2:25:43 PM

djeternal - not even close, though that picture is funny.

I wouldn't wish her dead. And I'm happy she's working and not draining society by collecting welfare and unemployment and all that jazz.

But whatever ya'll, I'm not defending myself anymore. Chances are half you choads in this thread would gloat the same way that I have this afternoon. You just might not post it on a public forum.

6/16/2009 2:26:07 PM

I bet she's posting on TheCashierWeb about how that fat white girl from high school is still fat.

6/16/2009 2:27:25 PM

Touche my friend. Touche.

6/16/2009 2:27:48 PM

I think after three years of torture, thumper deserves one afternoon of happiness and justice.

6/16/2009 2:28:04 PM

Post a pic of your tits an we'll call it even.

6/16/2009 2:28:31 PM

It sounds like you only have partial closure. The next step is to deflate all the air in her tires and e-mail her manager saying that she was rude to you.

6/16/2009 2:28:49 PM

do NOT do that

6/16/2009 2:29:05 PM

I do sound like a bitter old fat hag in this thread don't I?

Shit son, I just wanted to convey how happy I am that she apparently isn't doing as well as I am in life, and it feels good knowing she's not doing that great given the way she treated me in high school. Almost like she got what she deserved, ya know?

6/16/2009 2:29:30 PM

Skack FTW!

6/16/2009 2:29:42 PM

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"It is entirely possible to get what you want without hurting others in the process."

explain that to the Nazis

6/16/2009 2:30:24 PM

No offense, but how "great" are you doing if you're the one they send out to Sam's Club to get supplies ?

[Edited on June 16, 2009 at 2:31 PM. Reason : x]

6/16/2009 2:30:56 PM

Speaking of bad karma, this reminds me of the time that quietly got fired from her job for talking shit about her boss on tdub.

Sucked for her, but looking back it's a little amusing. Karma's a bitch, fo shiz.

6/16/2009 2:31:18 PM

What if she's been donating her time to help out needy kids since then, started a non-profit to raise money for cancer research that got hit hard in the recession and had to close and now her credit is screwed, and she's working at Sam's Club trying to save enough money up to donate to her nephew's medical care and lobbying to get the Make A Wish Foundation to send him to Disneyworld?

6/16/2009 2:32:10 PM

^^ It wasn't really karma that time, it was just somebody forwarding the info to her boss....

6/16/2009 2:32:44 PM

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"No offense, but how "great" are you doing if you're the one they send out to Sam's Club to get supplies ?"

Geez, does no one read anymore?

Here, in two places on page one:

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"so today i went to Sam's Club in Morrisville with our office's admin to get supplies for the office."

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"haha not at all. i'm in risk management for a large power trading company. i went to sam's club with the admin so she could take a ride in my new car and i could get out of the office for an hour."

6/16/2009 2:32:51 PM

Also, I hate when people use the term karma in this context. This is not karma, you fucking inbreds.

6/16/2009 2:33:27 PM

I'm sure the intern was thrilled to finally get the chance to see your Kia

6/16/2009 2:34:55 PM

nevermind.

[Edited on June 16, 2009 at 2:35 PM. Reason : .]

6/16/2009 2:35:03 PM

^YES! You're absolutely right!!!

She's 57 years old and has been our administrative assistant for years.

I drive a 2009 Honda Accord EX-L V6 rawr

Also:

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"kar·ma (kärm) n. 1. The total effect of a person's actions and conduct during the successive phases of the person's existence, regarded as determining the person's destiny."

6/16/2009 2:35:52 PM

I, too, judge my position in life by the size of the company I work for.

6/16/2009 2:36:30 PM

The fact that you consulted a fucking dictionary to reference a term as broad as karma kind of reinforces my point.

6/16/2009 2:36:56 PM

you and that mitsubishi lady from the lounge should hang out

you could meet up at Outback and laugh at all the suckers going to Sullivan's and Angus Barn

6/16/2009 2:37:20 PM

I, too, judge my position in life by the size of the company I work for my cock and my post count. Which means I'm cool! Super cool!

6/16/2009 2:37:23 PM

I do love getting trolled.

6/16/2009 2:38:10 PM

I, too, judge my position in life by the size of the company I work for mid-range econo car that I drive.

6/16/2009 2:38:14 PM

i mean thanks for the compliment i guess but i don't follow

6/16/2009 2:38:21 PM

I do, in fact have a large cock.

6/16/2009 2:38:52 PM

I'm not trolling you, that would mean I'm expecting a particular response. I'm just telling you that you're dumb; you can do whatever you want with that.

6/16/2009 2:39:21 PM

I do, in fact, drive a mid-range econo car. And it's perty.

6/16/2009 2:39:25 PM

this is an amusing thread

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"^^ It wasn't really karma that time, it was just somebody forwarding the info to her boss...."

i remember getting blamed for that one

6/16/2009 2:40:00 PM

I figured I'd take some shit for being on a high horse, but this has far exceeded any expectations I had. GG TWW.

6/16/2009 2:41:17 PM

It's not "high horse" to revel in Schadenfreude. It's actually pretty mean in the "low" sense. Like, debasing yourself.

6/16/2009 2:43:51 PM

Sams Club? Were you buying a GIGANTIC box of dildos?

6/16/2009 2:43:59 PM

Actually, my first post really does come across as though I'm on some high horse and somehow thinking I'm better than her just because I have a better paying job than her as a Sam's Club cashier. And that in itself is pretty petty. But I don't feel bad for feeling this way, because of how much she fucked with me in high school. So yeah, it's petty and trite and all those other things...but I shared it with TWW cuz ya'll are so damned entertaining sometimes

6/16/2009 2:45:47 PM

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"High Horse?"

You're giving yourself too much credit. Plus, show me a horse with a strong enough back and I'll quit my awesome job in a LARGE law firm right now!

^^^ dammit! lol



[Edited on June 16, 2009 at 2:47 PM. Reason : just one back i guess]

6/16/2009 2:46:11 PM

Since when did size matter?

6/16/2009 2:47:04 PM

No, really, you're coming across like a pig wallowing in your own shit. Save face: stop posting.

6/16/2009 2:48:28 PM