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[Edited on June 22, 2009 at 1:11 AM. Reason : so slooow]

6/22/2009 1:10:44 AM

You'll probably crawl back to her in a week.

Pics or GTFO.

6/22/2009 2:09:36 AM

Crawl back? Hahahaha

I do expect she'll be calling me by the end of the summer. Got a date this week, but I'm finally in the clear to go after the real goal... lunch lady

6/22/2009 2:18:47 AM

Pics.

6/22/2009 6:33:32 AM

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""And she texted me and told me to make sure I keep in touch with her so we can "try again" when she gets tired of this guy hahahah""

Sucks to be the guy she's stringing along

6/22/2009 6:50:03 AM

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"I could give two shits about "your impression" of my balls. But I keep my ladies happy"

Quicker and more accurate if you would have just typed "I'm a pussy"

6/22/2009 7:19:52 AM

This thread is still worthless without pics of the girl... or the sucker guy



Guys: she's not your GF unless it's on Facebook. Don't kid yourself, if you're a decent mate (i.e. you have a salary), she can't wait to show you off.

6/22/2009 8:10:56 AM

This is just one of the many examples of why men naturally do not trust women.

^

I guess all of the relationships that occured before the advent of facebook didn't count. Facebook is a huge lie factory, one day many of you will come to terms with this truth.

[Edited on June 22, 2009 at 8:27 AM. Reason : -]

6/22/2009 8:22:53 AM

i'm glad you found out before you decided to invest much more time into it all.

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"He obviously doesn't care about her that much, it's freaking maryland. "hey bitch, you want to go to Somalia?""

6/22/2009 8:42:23 AM

Facebook Official

6/22/2009 9:21:27 AM

something similar happened to me a few weeks ago but i didnt even get a chance to bang it out first

6/22/2009 9:35:23 AM

Gnzz

hahah look at my girl... i lost my job and she asked me to move in lols

6/22/2009 9:49:56 AM

You guys assume that I wanted a girlfriend. I do not want a girlfriend. Hence why she took on doober maryland boy. I have no animosity, and she never LIED to me, I just thought it was funny. I never asked if she was seeing anyone else a) because I don't care and b) because I wouldn't want to know anyway.

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"Sucks to be the guy she's stringing along"

She wasn't stringing me along. We get together a couple of days a week when I have time and have a lot of fun.

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"This thread is still worthless without pics of the girl... or the guy"

Why? How does that matter at all? maybe so you and Fail Boat can wank one out, but me posting a picture of some dude and some girl, neither of whom you know, doesn't make any difference to the quality or truth of the thread.

6/22/2009 4:41:33 PM

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"Why? How does that matter at all? maybe so you and Fail Boat can wank one out, but me posting a picture of some dude and some girl, neither of whom you know, doesn't make any difference to the quality or truth of the thread."

actually, given the anonymity of the internet, its easy to make up stories like this to gain fame points. hell, half the people on this website probably bullshit half the sex stories they say, because they can.

6/22/2009 4:44:26 PM

^yeah, but if I'm lying about it, I could EASILY just post a picture of any dude and girl together... it wouldn't validate the story at all.

But I will, to illustrate what a total doober this guy is, as well as to show tdub just how glorious this girl's tata's are (and I'm normally not a boob guy at all, but these were exquisite)

6/22/2009 4:48:07 PM

They're not bad, but she doesn't look good in peach blouses.

6/22/2009 4:56:47 PM

My wonderful girlfriend is cheating on me and I have no fucking clue. I'm such an idiot.

^^

[Edited on June 22, 2009 at 4:58 PM. Reason : caption]

6/22/2009 4:57:57 PM

^^ HAHAHA!

6/22/2009 5:10:39 PM

Methinks the boobs are big because the girl is a tad bit overweight....not fat, but healthy.

6/22/2009 5:11:04 PM

The thought of these weird-looking people bumping uglies makes me a bit naseous.

Noen, did you meet this girl online? Maybe in a gaming or other male-dominated forum where she was whoring for attention? She looks like that type.

[Edited on June 22, 2009 at 5:15 PM. Reason : 2]

6/22/2009 5:14:36 PM

Wow. That dude looks like her Dad. Is she from West Virginia, by any chance?

6/22/2009 5:17:54 PM

hahah "doober" - you're such a hater noen

6/22/2009 5:57:09 PM

Pretty sure this dude is in law school with her, other than that, no idea how they met. And naw Lucy, she's from the outskirts of Seattle.

6/22/2009 6:01:24 PM

they call that area the scab-lands.

6/22/2009 6:44:44 PM

dude, let her cheat. she so old she probably didn't even remember that she was hooking up with you. hawt daughter though.

6/22/2009 9:04:02 PM

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"How does that matter at all? maybe so you and Fail Boat can wank one out"

Well, you certainly dashed all hopes of this by actually posting the picture.

6/22/2009 9:09:42 PM

That pic is difficult to wank to.

6/22/2009 9:10:52 PM

I couldn't even do it if I photoshoped the chub busters out of it.

6/22/2009 9:12:07 PM

I thought you were into mature women Chance?

6/22/2009 9:20:54 PM

Nah, I got over that they day your mom lied to me about birth control.

6/22/2009 9:45:37 PM

Was that when she told you it would make your hair grow back, but instead everyone just laughed at you?

6/22/2009 9:59:28 PM

No She said it would prevent you.

6/22/2009 10:01:53 PM

from being so awesome, so you took some, and I was still awesome, and everyone laughed at you again?

6/22/2009 10:29:33 PM

I don't see the big deal with this girl man

Seems like her tits would be all saggy and wrinkly

But her grandkids do look very happy

6/22/2009 10:36:16 PM

Probably should have read the rest of the thread after the picture

damn

I was just like GET OUT THE WAY, GEM COMIN'

6/22/2009 10:37:32 PM

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"DOOBER OF A GUY"

6/23/2009 12:25:30 AM

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"She wasn't stringing me along. We get together a couple of days a week when I have time and have a lot of fun. "

I wasn't talking about you I was talking about the boyfriend.

6/23/2009 12:27:36 AM

^hahaha yeah, he's in for an interesting time im sure.

6/23/2009 12:32:11 AM

she looks kinda like wayne gretzky

6/23/2009 7:18:17 AM

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"Quicker and more accurate if you would have just typed "I'm a pussy""

haha

6/23/2009 7:30:58 AM

^^ HAHAHAHAHA


JACK. POT.

6/23/2009 12:04:19 PM

this thread made me lol, esp phil's post
If you don't want a girlfriend and you don't know her boyfriend I dont see what the big deal about the situation is besides the fact that she with held some info from you.
I would stop seeing her or not do shit, theres no need for you to be invovled in any drama since its not your problem.

6/23/2009 4:05:03 PM

No drama. She stopped seeing me... I would have continued no problem.

Her words: "I don't think I can come second to your career."

My words: "Bye"

6/23/2009 5:30:36 PM

^why would that have even been an issue or brought up in conversation if it was just a casual hook-up relationship?

6/23/2009 5:33:54 PM

Because neon is making this up as he goes.

6/23/2009 5:52:19 PM

^^ She wanted a commitment. I don't. She thinks the job should come second, I think that's fucking insane. Game over

6/23/2009 6:22:50 PM

i don't get the career thing??

i never really did ohh well

6/23/2009 6:25:44 PM

^^ they say that until you put the job second and no longer have money for fun stuff

6/23/2009 6:29:18 PM

^^ Me either... but I know a LOT of friends who've been put in the same position. Apparently women just don't understand what a career is? I don't know that I'd give up my career even for my own family (except for, of course, emergency situations)

6/23/2009 6:32:50 PM

I adore my career and love spending time on projects. I'm a perfectionist and extremely career-focused.

That said, I have a hard time dating guys who aren't really into their careers. If they aren't into their job, then they seem to have way too much free time and they get pissed when I don't have as much free time to devote to them.

Are men more willing to date women who aren't career-focused?

6/23/2009 6:41:28 PM