El Nacho bitches a lot for someone who pirates a game.

PS I love your argument of "If it was a better game, I would have payed for it"

9/17/2009 12:32:52 PM

this is a game that i wish i had a DS for

not quite enough to get me to buy a DS just for it though

9/17/2009 12:38:08 PM

Quote :

"PS I love your argument of "If it was a better game, I would have payed for it" "

What kind of moron logic are you using? Are you saying I should have paid for a game that I don't enjoy?

9/17/2009 12:57:13 PM

JUST ADMIT YOU'RE A FUCKING CHEAP BASTARD ALREADY.

ps I make 12 gillion dollars a year

9/17/2009 1:07:49 PM

I CAN'T BEAT THE CAR UP AS FAST WITH DHALSIM AS I CAN WITH E. HONDA

GOD THIS GAME SUCKS

9/17/2009 1:10:55 PM

THIS PIZZA IS AWFUL, I'M ONLY GOING TO EAT NINE MORE SLICES BEFORE I DON'T PAY FOR IT

9/17/2009 1:11:37 PM

So rather than actually debate the issues at hand you're going to continue to personally attack me?

I guess I shouldn't have expected any better.

9/17/2009 1:15:18 PM

that's your logic, r-tard. makes ya sounds pretty stupid, doesn't it?

9/17/2009 1:15:50 PM

Most games also don't control as well if you use your butt instead of your hands.

9/17/2009 1:15:59 PM

The rest of these idiots, doesn't surprise me, but I am kind of amazed how easy it was to intellectually best the mighty Froshkiller.

I guess he's just off his game or something.

9/17/2009 1:18:36 PM

Oh, shucks, did I get bested again?

9/17/2009 1:25:47 PM

Well I did back you down rather easily from "anyone with complaints should end their pathetic life" to " well, I have had some trouble as well, but much less than you seem to be having".

You backpedaled like a a champ from "there's nothing wrong with the controls" to "the lack of precision is just a game mechanic used by the developers in order to prevent you from playing the game in the 'wrong' way".

Now you've been reduced to throwing out random silliness about playing games with butts.

so in a word...yeah.

9/17/2009 1:29:25 PM

i'll come back for seriousness. i didn't care for the control myself, but i think that's more of how i hate when the ds forces me to use the stylus to move around. i'm just not good with the stylus i suppose.

[Edited on September 17, 2009 at 1:32 PM. Reason : not to mention i have baby brains for thumbs Ø]

9/17/2009 1:31:27 PM

I don't think you understand that I'm making fun of you.

9/17/2009 1:31:33 PM

Oh, I understand it. I even mentioned it as a probability in my first reply. I guess, much like the game itself, I just know it could be so much better and that's what's disappointing.

9/17/2009 1:34:20 PM

you are the worst kind of nerd

9/17/2009 2:05:16 PM

oh man, you called him a nerd! so brutal!

[Edited on September 17, 2009 at 4:33 PM. Reason : ]

9/17/2009 4:32:35 PM

I really, really want this game. Unfortunately, I don't own a DS. I am tempted to run over to gamestop and get a refurbished one, supposedly about $70, but I'm open to other suggestions (other than some whiny shit telling me I don't want the game).

9/17/2009 5:43:36 PM

this game seems like something that can and probably will have a PC version

9/18/2009 7:50:07 AM

^ I'd be interested in that

9/18/2009 11:15:51 AM

I have been rocking this game so hard. It is truly amazing.

9/18/2009 12:58:17 PM

I won a bunch of money playing poker last night, so I got a used system today. So far the game is living up to all expectations.

9/18/2009 6:01:13 PM

Quote :

"Are you saying I should have paid for a game that I don't enjoy?"

You should probably pay for a game to actually use it. Stealing doesn't suddenly become a-ok if you say it was a shitty product and you didn't enjoy it.

9/18/2009 6:41:18 PM

That's your opinion. Obviously mine is different. I've bought plenty of games after giving them a try to see if I like them. I just see piracy as a sort of 'try before you buy' program. With most any other product, if I buy something and I don't like it, I can return it to the store. You can't do that with videogames, so I like to make sure that I'm gonna like something before I pay for it.

9/18/2009 9:46:42 PM

Yet you keep playing it.

9/19/2009 4:55:50 AM

Actually I haven't played it in 6 days so how bout you stick that up your ass.

9/20/2009 10:50:00 AM

Yet you still post in this thread.

Let it go.

9/20/2009 11:23:34 AM

You act as if I'm the aggressor here. All I'm doing is responding to morons like you who have chosen to derail this thread from a discussion about the game into a "lets all trash el nacho for pirating games" thread.

Maybe you're the one that needs to let it go.

9/20/2009 1:09:06 PM

9/23/2009 3:03:42 PM

Quote :

"That's your opinion. Obviously mine is different. I've bought plenty of games after giving them a try to see if I like them. I just see piracy as a sort of 'try before you buy' program. With most any other product, if I buy something and I don't like it, I can return it to the store. You can't do that with videogames, so I like to make sure that I'm gonna like something before I pay for it."

I don't care that you steal videogames, I would do it too if given the opportunity. Just be honest and admit that you're a thief, though.

9/23/2009 11:29:51 PM

^haxz0r pirate is such a cooler term though...

9/24/2009 1:46:12 AM

^^I've been nothing but honest. I've admitted to piracy and told my reasons for why I find it acceptable. I'll spare you the link to the definition of the word piracy, but obviously google might be your friend if you need some help.

9/24/2009 2:43:22 AM

this game is fun

9/24/2009 6:38:13 AM

if you type in 'lol wut' you get a big head

9/24/2009 7:55:06 AM

That big head is a hat. You can wear it.

9/24/2009 9:20:45 AM

anyone gotten this working on an emu?

9/24/2009 10:37:00 AM

I haven't played it, but that Penny Arcade is hilarious

9/24/2009 11:22:12 AM

From gamefaqs forums, re any action stage:

Quote :

"Step 1: Spawn handcuffs and attach to starite Step 2: spawn vending machine and drop it next to the starite Step 3: drag other end of handcuffs to vending machine and select "fill" Step 4: move the vending machine next to Maxwell and empty it hooray you win!"

9/24/2009 11:53:10 PM

"but officer, I was just trying the game out when I shoplifted it. I'll pay for it if/when I like it."
--el nacho

retard

ps: I haven't liked/paid for a game in a long time

pss: I make more money than you

[Edited on October 1, 2009 at 3:10 PM. Reason : .]

10/1/2009 3:07:34 PM

"oh hey I bought this game that ended up sucking, I guess I'll just trade it in to gamestop for a shitty price and continue the evil cycle that is gamestop like the patsy that I am."

10/1/2009 5:11:04 PM

pirates like el nacho are benefiting from patsies like us that pay the company he steals from to make games

grow up

hey el nacho, I bet they'd let you try the game out at the store if you asked. since that truly is your motivation---testing the game---not the fact that you're a cheap bastard who can't admit it.

on the other hand you'd have to actually interact with people. IRL dude. nevermind

[Edited on October 1, 2009 at 5:34 PM. Reason : .]

10/1/2009 5:28:03 PM

If any of you people actually tried talking about the game, I think I'd shit my pants.

10/1/2009 7:47:08 PM

spot on

10/9/2009 10:57:00 AM

I agree with Yahtzee, game got old real fast

10/9/2009 11:12:09 AM

Yahtzee can say no wrong

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

10/9/2009 11:19:07 AM

Quote :

"Congratulations guys you've proved you have a fuckload of time and a dictionary. Come back when you've looked up what fun means"

Awesome.

10/9/2009 2:16:32 PM

use "dark matter" for great win

"worm hole" can be interesting

i get the most usage out of "rope", "jet pack", "helicopter", "rocket boots" and "snorkel"

like, if you do it right, you might not need anything else

"shrink ray" can help you cheat like a bitch. and "chain"-tool can move your starite to wherever you want it if you do it right

have i had more fun? yeah
have i had better replay? yeah

is it good enough to buy? hell yes

if nothing else .... OH COME ON... chthulu is like a central character in the game... i was hoping to one-up it

i tried "the bloop", but it was all like "WTF?"

also "ufo" can get shit done if you take your time

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloop


if you use "nuke" with "invincibility cloak", get ready to win

try "mammy" or "sambo" im a racist cracker though so whatever

[Edited on October 20, 2009 at 7:24 PM. Reason : asdf]

10/20/2009 7:22:53 PM

dang
the whole dictionary of words got ripped

like 22k words

10/28/2009 6:06:43 AM

Actually, I seriously do use black hole on a regular basis. Have some piranhas to get of? Nothing like a black hole to whack them all.

10/28/2009 12:45:57 PM