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6/23/2009 9:37:22 AM

I was like 13 and had been sleeping poorly for well over a month straight... very restless and up many times a night. Then one night I was laying awake at like 3:30 AM, and was just playing with it when things started feeling good. It kept feeling better and better and oh oh shit its over

I still remember the song that was playing... 311- 'come original' I SHIT YOU NOT

6/23/2009 9:38:12 AM

^ why did you post that again?

6/23/2009 10:54:29 AM

i'm guessing it's because no one reads the 49th 47th post.

6/23/2009 10:55:11 AM

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"MORE FEMALE STORIES"

6/23/2009 12:58:29 PM

bttt

6/24/2009 11:44:10 AM

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"I used to masturbate when I was really little (around 5 or so is the earliest memory) just to fall asleep. I had no idea what I was doing but I do know it wore me out enough to fall asleep."

Pretty much the same here. I've been doing it longer than I can remember.

6/24/2009 11:58:15 AM

I didn't start masturbating until I was 15. Guess I'm a late bloomer.

6/24/2009 12:22:14 PM

at my dad's house late night watching some crappy softcore on HBO. Was doing the usual thing and then things got a little gooey. Sorry to be graphic about it.

6/24/2009 3:11:43 PM

i was probably about 12 when i discovered it. all i remember was i did it in my bed and was all ed out when i first came (although there was no skeet for the first couple months).

6/24/2009 3:31:31 PM

"wtf was that?? and wtf is this gooey shit? ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit thats what jacking off is!"

6/25/2009 12:01:26 AM

my friend and I had a contest, actually, about who would have their first wet dream

he said "When I have my first wet dream I'm gonna rub it in your face"

so I took matters into my own hands

6/25/2009 12:08:50 AM

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"THINGS GOT GUI"

6/25/2009 12:20:34 AM

my first masturbation experience was while i was taking a shit. maybe that explains why shitting is such a pleasurable experience for me. sometimes, i used to smell my own poo after wiping my ass. i know, i'm a fucking weirdo.

the first time i got off while masturbating was while watching scrambled porn. i was lying down with my head on a pillow and started stroking it. next thing i knew, i jizzed all over my alice in chains shirt. good thing i was young and had a 12 o'clock erection. if my sperm cannon was at any angle, i would've given myself a facial for sure.

6/25/2009 12:24:06 AM

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"I used to masturbate when I was really little (around 5 or so is the earliest memory) just to fall asleep. I had no idea what I was doing but I do know it wore me out enough to fall asleep. "

Same here.
In fact, I can not recall a "first" experience.

6/25/2009 1:44:37 AM

damn i have never really heard this. but now i'm wondering how common it is...

6/25/2009 2:23:03 AM

so my sis is 4 years older and had a "women's sexual fantasies" book, and I was reading and one woman told how she would scoot up under the faucet in the tub so the water hit her clit. I tried it and lo and behold, WhAM. Still one of the best ways... tho the tubs nowadays have short faucets , hard to get under

Actually, now that I think about it, I don't think it was my first... but it was the most memorable.

Yes, shower head rock too, and that was actually probably my real first experience, though I only have vague memories.

[Edited on June 25, 2009 at 2:00 PM. Reason : ds]

6/25/2009 1:58:29 PM

^removable shower heads FTMFW

6/25/2009 1:59:24 PM

i've heard of both the faucet and showerheads before. hot tub jets are another one but largely unavailable

6/25/2009 2:00:36 PM