Oh that wacky MJ and his publicity stunts! He's fine folks!

6/25/2009 6:01:30 PM

Quote :

"oh joy, time for the "wahhhhh RIP Michael Jackson" facebook statuses"

lol already filled up my front page

i wonder if twitter's gonna crash again like it did when unc won the ncaa

6/25/2009 6:02:01 PM

nah, MJ was all black and obama is only half

obama is the whitest half black man

[Edited on June 25, 2009 at 6:04 PM. Reason : .]

6/25/2009 6:02:31 PM

its sad when many people die. but in all honesty, i won't really miss this guy

6/25/2009 6:02:39 PM

i want those elephant man bones

6/25/2009 6:02:53 PM

http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/25/michael-jackson-dies-death-dead-cardiac-arrest/

6/25/2009 6:03:14 PM

6/25/09 - Never forget

6/25/2009 6:03:42 PM

until there's a source other than TMZ, I don't believe shit

6/25/2009 6:04:02 PM

they said that someone gave him CPR on the way to the hospital.... god I hope they had a bag or something.. that'd be disgusting giving him mouth to mouth.

6/25/2009 6:04:44 PM

so supposedly in 2010 he'll be coming back as yoda

6/25/2009 6:04:58 PM

bye bye pedo

6/25/2009 6:05:34 PM

"Give us some perspective on Thriller."
-Wolf Blitzer

6/25/2009 6:06:15 PM

between this and farrah - mark sanford is thanking his lucky stars

6/25/2009 6:06:18 PM

it sure is fun to hear Wolf Blitzer say things like "give us some perspective on Thriller."

[Edited on June 25, 2009 at 6:07 PM. Reason : ^^haha too late]

6/25/2009 6:07:06 PM

Oh shit I wonder if I can find the photo of I had of my friend getting interviewed at Schoolkids way back when he raped some kid or something. The caption read "Jackson fan".

6/25/2009 6:08:34 PM

Everyone should make a "Michael Jackson is dead" thread right now

6/25/2009 6:10:14 PM

i think everyone went to perezhilton.com to find updates - the site is crashed

6/25/2009 6:10:24 PM

WHOA

6/25/2009 6:15:39 PM

^^ Won't be the first time Perez Hilton went down!

6/25/2009 6:16:33 PM

ZING!

6/25/2009 6:18:02 PM

I'll bleev it once confirmed by a non-TMZ

6/25/2009 6:18:09 PM

I expected a thriller zombie dance animated gif to be posted by now, c'mon tww

6/25/2009 6:20:34 PM

confirmed by the LA Times

6/25/2009 6:23:27 PM

"people come out of comas though, right?"

keep on bringing teh unintentional funny, wolf

6/25/2009 6:23:53 PM

oh man, this is Bad.





















(get it?)

6/25/2009 6:24:16 PM

ok now that's just wrong.

get out of this thread. go on, beat it.

6/25/2009 6:24:43 PM

RIP dude

6/25/2009 6:27:43 PM

6/25/2009 6:29:23 PM

^^^ Well played sir.

Fox is reporting that the L.A. Times is saying that the doctors are saying that the King of Pop is dead. But you know, it's Fox. They're biased against black people.

6/25/2009 6:30:42 PM

Wow...

6/25/2009 6:30:42 PM

confirmed by nbc news

6/25/2009 6:31:18 PM

Quote :

"The 50-year old was not breathing when they arrived. The paramedics performed CPR"

i'm sure they did more than just perform CPR

6/25/2009 6:32:59 PM

wow. RIP

6/25/2009 6:33:53 PM

Cant wait to see the leaked dead body pics. Probably will look the same though.

6/25/2009 6:33:56 PM

if he's dead, tomorrow wil be a last.fm MJ day

6/25/2009 6:34:02 PM

this shit is making me emotional for some reason

I've been off my anti-depressant for like a month now, so my emotions are fragile

6/25/2009 6:35:18 PM

Today, we are all Michael Jackson

6/25/2009 6:35:42 PM

plus, you're also a little girl

6/25/2009 6:36:06 PM

It's just a ploy by cell phone companies to get people to text each other.

6/25/2009 6:36:31 PM

ya I was thinking at first maybe he was faking it so people would pay attention to him

6/25/2009 6:37:14 PM

Quote :

" Los Angeles Times, Associated Press report Michael Jackson has died"

6/25/2009 6:37:39 PM

I hope the cardiologists were singing beat it while performing cpr

6/25/2009 6:38:49 PM

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=11926&title=celebrity-trial-jury-selection

CLASSIC

6/25/2009 6:39:54 PM

CNN has it now too

6/25/2009 6:41:23 PM

Damn. I figured he'd go by suicide.

6/25/2009 6:41:49 PM

CNN has turned into a Solid Gold infomercial hosted by Wolf Blitzer

6/25/2009 6:43:07 PM

aha

6/25/2009 6:43:41 PM

Cue the radio station MJ marathons....

(yea, I'm listening to thriller right now)

6/25/2009 6:43:48 PM

fuck that shit. i don't care for this child molester.

6/25/2009 6:44:31 PM

I just posted a status update on facebook like the rest of you kids.

6/25/2009 6:45:32 PM