http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD--9T6lI8Q

7/13/2009 1:43:48 PM

So here's how it went down:

everyone arrived at the groom's apartment around 7, got drunk and played halo on a 100 inch projection

stripper arrived at 9, bringing with her a female "friend" and a huge fucking guy as a body guard

groom gets a good 15 minute lap dance, then the rest of us each got a turn

she kept shoving her cooch into our faces and rubbin that clit, then she spanked herself in a really silly way and i had to bite my lip to keep from laughing at her

i wanted to take a picture on my phone, but the huge fucking guy was standing right behind me...i tried to signal a guy on the opposite side of the room to do it, but his attention was a little preoccupied when them titties got free

the stripper says she needs to take a breather, goes upstairs and her friend follows. i ask the big guy what the deal is with the friend, if she's in training or something like that, and he says she just goes to help with hair and makeup. then he says he could talk her into participating if we come up with an extra $50...between the 8 it was no problem. so we give the guy $50, the two girls come back down, the original stripper (who is still naked) undresses the other with her teeth. then they made out, sucked on some titties, and 69ed for a short bit. the friend announces that this is her first time and one of the other guys at the party yells out "bull fucking shit," which made all of us start laughing (the stripper, her friend, and body guard all included)

stripper told the groom to lay down on the floor, took one of the dollar bills that had been thrown on the floor and put it on his face. she then crouched down and picked the dollar up with her cooch. best magic trick i've ever seen.

then she pulls out these candles and told us to take turns dripping wax on her...a little weird but we did it. when it was over she brushed it all off and left a pile of it on the floor, looked like someone had jizzed all over the place. then she says she's done, just ended very abruptly. put her skanky cheerleader outfit back on and left.

more drinking ensued, more halo, and then we watched the dark knight on blue ray. the end.

7/17/2009 5:36:38 PM

and everybody jacked off furiously when they returned home

[Edited on July 17, 2009 at 5:55 PM. Reason : seriously, dude? video games, stripper, and batman?]

7/17/2009 5:52:35 PM

if i ever see some chick pick up a dollar with her cooch i might throw up
or ask her to show me how

7/17/2009 6:10:41 PM

if you take out the stripper and replace her with some playboys you stole from your dad, you'd have a normal 12 year old's sleepover

[Edited on July 17, 2009 at 6:13 PM. Reason : go shoot something or kill something at least]

7/17/2009 6:13:21 PM

i asked for suggestions to help make this better and got nothing

7/17/2009 11:00:54 PM

should've chartered a boat and went fishing

or at least get some shotguns and spotlights and go coon hunting one night

7/17/2009 11:02:00 PM

I went to a bachelor party a few months ago. We got a stripper like usual.

The bachelor ended up getting mad at the stripper and yelled at her. She left without us paying

7/17/2009 11:04:35 PM

we had to pay upfront

7/17/2009 11:17:14 PM

yours also brought a bouncer along

7/17/2009 11:17:59 PM