I listen to Elton John, Queen, Judas Priest, The Who, R.E.M., David Bowie, the Rolling Stones, etc. That's practically enough to label me as a fruit.

7/15/2009 2:03:30 AM

Quote :

"i would post stories, but you guys will just call me a faggot"

post away. if there's any thread for it, it's this one.

F the haters, B.

7/15/2009 2:10:41 AM

I once PM-ed evan with some gay porn. You know what that greedy little gaybo did? He asked for "MOAR!"

True story.

7/15/2009 3:44:04 AM

evan and I shared a moment.

7/15/2009 5:03:08 AM

aint neva been gay

7/15/2009 7:39:22 AM

I had a brief metrosexual phase in college and when I was out at bars, I had a lot of drinks bought for me by gay men.

That was the only upside of that whole metrosexual thing. Then I realized how fucking retarded it was and returned to looking like a normal dude. Now gay guys never buy me drinks anymore. I kinda miss that.

7/15/2009 7:48:08 AM

in other words, you tried penis and it wasnt for you

7/15/2009 7:48:59 AM

I remember the exact moment.

The Trix rabbit tackled me in an alley and said

"SILLY FAGGOT, DICKS ARE FOR CHICKS"

[Edited on July 15, 2009 at 7:51 AM. Reason : HAR HAR]

7/15/2009 7:51:04 AM

teehee :">

7/15/2009 7:51:33 AM

^^^^ I could so pull that off and get all the free drinks I wanted. And then I could play the friend angle with girls and when they're not looking I could fuck them.

7/15/2009 8:02:41 AM

I've put my own finger up my butthole before. But the poop smell stays under your fingernails for days.

7/15/2009 8:17:40 AM

I gave btthekke a handjob does that count?

7/15/2009 9:27:14 AM

i've hugged evan on more than one occasion

he gives great man-hugs

7/15/2009 9:28:03 AM

i dont see the problem with "metro". it'd be nice to actually live in an area where you aren't called "gay" for trying to dress nicely or make yourself look good.

7/15/2009 9:33:21 AM

i bet it would queermo

[Edited on July 15, 2009 at 9:34 AM. Reason : queermo is funnier than faggot and makes it more clear that you are joking]

7/15/2009 9:34:16 AM

Ok, so I am not a dude, but I know some dudes who should be posting in this thread.

I have been witness to a number of man kisses.

7/15/2009 10:12:07 AM

not i

7/15/2009 10:12:56 AM

This thread makes my penis sad.

7/15/2009 10:17:21 AM

Quote :

"i dont see the problem with "metro""

That's because you're a metro.....

7/15/2009 10:17:58 AM

metrophobic

7/15/2009 10:28:15 AM

I live in Dupont

Me moving to Dupont was a homosexual experience... but I'd do it again. This neighborhood is awesome!

7/15/2009 10:32:34 AM

^ i've stayed in my friend's apartment/townhome/whatever off dupont circle several times in the past year while she's been out of town...i have to say, it's definitely gayer than some places, but it's not bad at all...love the neighborhood and the people

7/15/2009 11:00:02 AM

Not enough peen on peen action taking place in this thread.

7/15/2009 11:01:41 AM

AMEN

i mean, uh,

7/15/2009 11:12:25 AM

oh yeah, i've also stepped foot in chapel hill a few times, which by definition, is a homosexual experience.

7/15/2009 11:13:52 AM

Quote :

"^ i've stayed in my friend's apartment/townhome/whatever off dupont circle several times in the past year while she's been out of town...i have to say, it's definitely gayer than some places, but it's not bad at all...love the neighborhood and the people"

It's VERY gay, especially 17th and 15th streets... and generally the whole area. I wouldn't call it "bad" at all either. I love my neighborhood. I just wish the damn real world house was in Georgetown or something. They are polluting Dupont, literally.

7/15/2009 11:23:46 AM

the real world house is in dupont? I DID NOT KNOW THAT

7/15/2009 11:31:25 AM

Quote :

"I had a brief metrosexual phase in college and when I was out at bars, I had a lot of drinks bought for me by gay men."

I had a friend who realized that he'd hit rock bottom when he started hanging out in gay bars for free drinks because he had no money. Rehab the following semester.

7/15/2009 1:10:51 PM

I have only once had a male attempt some trickery to get me to declothe and begin to whack it in front of them and it was very strange and obvious. I got the fuck out of there quickly.

By trickery I mean they asked outright.

7/15/2009 1:12:35 PM

The Real World is in Cancun right now. Unless they're filming a new season...where is Dupont?

7/15/2009 1:12:50 PM

One time I was zoned out in the car and a Dashboard Confessional song came on the radio. It made it halfway through before I thought to change the station.

7/15/2009 1:23:23 PM

I enjoy watching Shepard Smith

7/15/2009 3:37:59 PM

^x5





^ Yeah, I've heard that there's some question about his sexuality.

7/15/2009 4:16:38 PM

Quote :

"I had a brief metrosexual phase in college and when I was out at bars, I had a lot of drinks bought for me by gay men. "

I'm surprised someone would be bold enough to buy another dude a drink at a bar without fear of an asswhupping.

7/15/2009 4:21:32 PM

well to be fair they are protected by the umbrella of "tolerance"

i actually just opened this thread because i figured shinantonio would have more than afew stories

7/15/2009 4:22:25 PM

If accepting free drinks is the metric, I'm secure as a motherfucker. Who turns down free drinks?

[no roofies]

7/15/2009 4:27:43 PM

^Hey watch out man, I hear the baristas at Starbucks are out to get a mofo

7/15/2009 4:41:53 PM

Quote :

"i actually just opened this thread because i figured shinantonio would have more than afew stories"

lols

7/15/2009 4:44:30 PM

Quote :

"The Real World is in Cancun right now. Unless they're filming a new season...where is Dupont?"

They are filming in Dupont (Washington, DC) right now

The house is on 20th NW and S NW - a few blocks from my apt building

7/15/2009 4:59:07 PM

i used to rollerblade when i was younger

7/15/2009 11:09:41 PM

roller hockey is not gay^

7/15/2009 11:23:04 PM