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7/22/2009 11:33:05 AM

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"ask some girls if they think it is degrading to have jizz on their face"

some of them like it thoughm they are turned on by it

7/22/2009 11:33:38 AM

The best is where the shots are in a perfectly straight line, from the forehead, down across the bridge of the nose, over the lips and chin, down right between her tits without actutally being on her tits (this is crucial !) and down thru her belly button

Rare that you can pull it off, there always seems to be a stray rope or two

7/22/2009 11:34:08 AM

I need to btt my thread about this lol

7/22/2009 11:34:46 AM

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"some of them like it thoughm they are turned on by it"

I would venture to guess that the majority of chicks that let you do it, are only doing so because they know it turns you on. If given the choice, I am sure they would choose another option.

it's a small step up from pissing on a girl, in my opinion

7/22/2009 11:36:46 AM

SRS BUSINESS ITT

7/22/2009 11:37:57 AM

dont date prudes

7/22/2009 11:38:14 AM

^ agree

DATE SLUTS!

7/22/2009 11:39:01 AM

it's not just the girls I date. I am sure every girl I have ever dated would let me do it if I wanted to, at least on occasion. It's just not something that turns me on. Kinda grosses me out, actually

7/22/2009 11:39:31 AM

djeternal likes to have sex in the dark with his drawers on, just sticking his cock thru the hole

7/22/2009 11:42:24 AM

^ ROFL

On another note, does it make me a bad person when I make a girl take all of her clothes off when sleeping with me when she doesn't want to? I.E. leaves bra on or even whole shirt. I'm like, damn girl, stop being all self-conscious

[Edited on July 22, 2009 at 11:45 AM. Reason : o.O]

7/22/2009 11:44:33 AM

hahaha

7/22/2009 11:45:07 AM

on the contrary. i am very freaky. i just don't get down with dropping loads

i lick ass for god's sake

7/22/2009 11:45:59 AM

thats more degrading than cumming


hahahaha damn dude

7/22/2009 11:46:55 AM

i like to lick ass.

7/22/2009 11:46:58 AM

whoa...thats gross

i dont even lick cat unless I'm pissed

7/22/2009 11:47:06 AM

so we've established that pulling out is a sure-fire way to avoid pregnancy.

got it.

7/22/2009 11:47:42 AM

I thought randomly putting a finger in the ass was more degrading to her. I would think licking it would be more degrading to you.

7/22/2009 11:48:39 AM

how is licking ass degrading? if anything it would be degrading to me, and I love that shit.......literally

7/22/2009 11:48:45 AM

do you make her bleach before hand ?

because otherwise the shit remnants would still be there

7/22/2009 11:49:26 AM

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"djeternal likes to have sex in the dark with his drawers on, just sticking his cock thru the hole"

LOL 10/10. Slave is back on the waggon today

7/22/2009 11:50:57 AM

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"the best is when they clearly tell you not in the face beforehand"

what type of slags are you fucking that have had so much jizz in their face in the past they must preface for you not to do it.

7/22/2009 11:51:00 AM

its not that, they just know how I roll

7/22/2009 11:51:45 AM

i need to find more freaky women. The last several have been prudes. and the Milf from the beach was just a quick slam, but i'm sure she'd have loved a good ass lickin

7/22/2009 11:52:50 AM

ew nigga, you nasty

7/22/2009 11:53:34 AM

how old jeepin

we have a contest here of sorts

my record is 36/37 (graduated HS in 90)

pilgrimshoes is 39, unless he's since broken it

7/22/2009 11:54:03 AM

the oldest girl i've slept with was 31, but that was when i was 22.

i think i could really appreciate it more now.

i had a chance with a 50yo who looked like she was in her 30s (which is why i approached her) but i pussed out on that one.

7/22/2009 11:55:59 AM

33/34 (graduated HS in 93)

7/22/2009 11:56:03 AM

nice, but you still got a ways to go

A challenge I've so far completed three times

is banging two people within a 24 hour period with a combined age of 50-55

and neither one is in their 20's

I implore you to try it out

7/22/2009 11:58:31 AM

that is probably the most positive thing about the high divorce rates.

you have some women who got married before 25 and divorced 7 - 10 years later who feel like they missed out on their youth and are down to revisit it any way possible. usually through fucking younger dudes.

7/22/2009 11:58:50 AM

ah damn. the best i've done is bang 2 girls in a 4 hour period and their combined age was probably 40-41

7/22/2009 12:00:13 PM

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"we have a contest here of sorts"

I GOT YOU ALL BEAT MOTHA FUCKERS

7/22/2009 12:01:34 PM

my current gf will be 37 in a week

7/22/2009 12:05:00 PM

any of you guys ever taken the condom off and thrown it in the trashcan in her bathroom, and then when she wasn't around, went in there and picked it up and put it in your pocket cuz you were afraid she would take that shit and get herself pregnant? I have

7/22/2009 12:05:37 PM

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"you have some women who got married before 25 and divorced 7 - 10 years later who feel like they missed out on their youth and are down to revisit it any way possible. usually through fucking younger dudes."

That's why Charlotte is so awesome

7/22/2009 12:06:02 PM

^^ considering that condoms have spermicide in the lubricant, and that sperm must be kept at body temperature to survive outside the body, that is pretty rediculous

7/22/2009 12:09:07 PM

^^^

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"that is pretty rediculous"

i like to flush condoms

7/22/2009 12:11:35 PM

ridiculous

7/22/2009 12:13:00 PM

i dont know why i'm so worried about having pulled out this time. I've never worried the many times i've done it before. oh well. i'll forget in a week

7/22/2009 12:13:09 PM

and even if kept at body temperature (on the skin or in a test tube), sperm can only live a few hours outside the body or female reproductive tract.

[Edited on July 22, 2009 at 12:14 PM. Reason : a]

7/22/2009 12:13:56 PM

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"considering that condoms have spermicide in the lubricant, and that sperm must be kept at body temperature to survive outside the body, that is pretty rediculous"

True story:

Guys roommate uses condom to fuck girlfriend and then quickly leaves apartment. Guy brings his girlfriend back to apartment to fuck. He doesn't have condom, so he goes into roommates room to "borrow" a condom. Can't find one in a wrapper so he grabs roommate's "used" condom that was sitting in trashcan...using it inside out. Guy's girlfriend gets pregnant with roommates semen. My Domestic Relations professor was the attorney in this case.

How bout dem apples??

And for the contest...When I was 20...I had a 39 year old. When I was 23, 41 year old. Currently dating a 33 year old at 26. LIKE DAT FINE WINE.

7/22/2009 12:20:03 PM

Urban Legend

how bout dem apples?

7/22/2009 12:21:25 PM

^^holy shit what an idiot

^i'm thinking this too

[Edited on July 22, 2009 at 12:22 PM. Reason : d]

7/22/2009 12:21:45 PM

I'm not saying it is entirely impossible though. I mean, it's possible it was a non-lubricated condom. And it's possible that not enough time expired between the fuckings to kill all the sperm.

just HIGLY improbable.

7/22/2009 12:24:16 PM

Nah. Professor showed us some court documents on PDF. Personally I thought that was unethical...but it happened about 10-15 years ago in Texas, and he knew we would want proof.

7/22/2009 12:27:02 PM

jbrick is the leader in the clubhouse

if anyone here tops 41, let it be known

7/22/2009 12:43:01 PM

ousted

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"my current gf will be 37 in a week"

not interesting, b/c you're about 37 yourself.

[Edited on July 22, 2009 at 12:51 PM. Reason : e ]

7/22/2009 12:51:14 PM

1. jbrick
2. pilgrimshoes
3. Djeternal/Slave Famous (tie)
4. Jeepin4x4
5. gunzz



I'm typing up a spread sheet as we speak

7/22/2009 12:52:23 PM

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"jbrick is the leader in the clubhouse if anyone here tops 41, let it be known"

i told you already i'm winning this shit

7/22/2009 12:53:10 PM

well i guess begonias aged well

7/22/2009 12:53:45 PM