Quote :

"Theoretically"

7/27/2009 9:15:21 PM

what "burden of proof" means

7/27/2009 9:15:47 PM

The difference between reasonable suspicion and probable cause

7/27/2009 9:18:06 PM

the difference between the federal and state judiciaries

[Edited on July 27, 2009 at 9:22 PM. Reason : and what "judiciary" means]

7/27/2009 9:22:32 PM

What is and isn't a violation of the 1st amendment

7/27/2009 9:38:31 PM

their social security number/bank acct#'s.

7/27/2009 9:40:33 PM

Turning the thermostat all the way down does not make the air it blows any colder than if it were set to 1 degree below the current temperature.

Turning on a fan does not actually lower the temperature.

You're supposed to turn on your headlights when it is raining.

Parking in the white-lined area next to a handicapped space is the same as parking in the space itself.

Rhode Island is not an island.

A 15% tip is what you get for good service.

7/27/2009 10:08:56 PM

-how to shoot a gun
-how to drive a manual

7/27/2009 10:12:40 PM

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"Turning on a fan does not actually lower the temperature."

You could argue it makes it hotter

7/27/2009 10:17:32 PM

roaches would probably survive a nuclear holocaust, but not for long. they depend on our trash/waste for their survival and without us they wouldn't have anything to eat.

/historychannel

7/29/2009 1:35:43 PM

that human blood is NOT blue when it's depleted of oxygen...I thought everyone knew this until I got into an argument with some of my friends.

7/29/2009 1:58:17 PM

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"http://www.facebook.com/groups.php?id=2721458&gv=2#/group.php?gid=2310754753"

This group makes me never want to visit those pretentious assholes. Fuck you, without us "tourons" as you so kindly put us you'd be a poor fucking beggar living on the streets. If you don't like it, fucking move.

7/29/2009 2:15:29 PM

^haha they specifically had something in there about what you just said

I can't believe I read that whole thing.

I think people need to learn not to bring their stupid dog to the disc golf course for it to shit everywhere and/or chase everyone's disc, step on the tee pad, run in front of other people who are about to drive, etc.

I'll think of more...

7/29/2009 2:28:07 PM

RIGHT OF WAY

also

motherfucker

you need to signal for that turn even if you're sitting in the turning lane at the light

just so i know what you're gonna do next

you know how many times i've missed that left turn because of false starts

"is he turning or is he going straight"

"duhhhhh why is that guy looking at me so intently"

7/29/2009 2:31:32 PM

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"^haha they specifically had something in there about what you just said"

haha What'd it say? I read about halfway through before I realized it was just snot nosed kids whining about putting up with people who ultimately pay their wages.

7/29/2009 2:36:26 PM

how to cook microwave popcorn without burning it

7/29/2009 2:40:04 PM

Quote :

"Pro-Choice is not the same as Pro-Abortion get it right "

That being pro-choice is the same as being pro-abortion.

You get it right.

7/29/2009 3:47:25 PM

Getting in my dog's face and saying "HELLO! WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!" to him makes you look a lot dumber than just saying "Hi. What's your dog's name?" to me.

7/29/2009 3:50:28 PM

You'd think people would know not to put ketchup on a hot dog.

You'd be wrong. People are stupid.

7/29/2009 4:03:44 PM

How to claim an intersection

attn foreigners of Cary: Learn to claim a fucking intersection.

That is all.

7/29/2009 4:07:36 PM

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"attn foreigners of Cary: Learn to claim a fucking intersection stop driving."

7/29/2009 4:08:22 PM

what the heck is claiming an intersection

sounds like some LARP shit to me

THOU SHALL NOT PASS

7/29/2009 4:10:15 PM

A horseshoe crab has blue blood, even when carrying oxygen.

A surprising number of people don't know their own license plate number.

All girls like anal, they just don't know it yet.

7/29/2009 4:14:45 PM

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"what the heck is claiming an intersection"

yea, black people need to learn wtf it is as well.

7/29/2009 4:17:25 PM

even a bad blowjob is better than no blowjob at all

unless its really bad of course

[Edited on July 29, 2009 at 4:21 PM. Reason : adf]

7/29/2009 4:20:54 PM

hey motherfucker I can drive like like a motherfucker

I'm the guy that cuts you off and makes you miss the next light

7/29/2009 4:20:56 PM