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"You know what I love most about coming back to North Carolina? Its the only place in the world where one person can stand up in a bar full of drunks and say "Hey, I go to NC State," and the rest of the room will immediately stand up and say "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING PRICK ASSHOLE FUCK!"

-Lewis Black, 2004, Charlotte

[Edited on July 31, 2009 at 3:35 AM. Reason : -]

7/31/2009 3:34:22 AM

^ he lives in chapel hill, too

7/31/2009 3:39:55 AM

I can't say that I've ever laughed at anything nael has posted.

7/31/2009 3:44:18 AM

fuck you and your script

7/31/2009 4:11:21 AM

i luv u saps

7/31/2009 6:02:52 AM

7/31/2009 6:22:53 AM

I haven't slept for 10 days

because that would be too long

7/31/2009 7:45:49 AM

saps, quit being the bitter old man....

7/31/2009 7:46:34 AM

Maria Bamford is hilarious.

Morgan Murphy has the sort of delivery I wish I could have.

7/31/2009 8:43:02 AM

i agree with the OP

7/31/2009 8:52:45 AM

there is this really fat dude that talks about midgets in his stand up that made me laugh til my sides hurt.
I also like Russell Peters and most people on Vinybandit's list.

7/31/2009 9:03:32 AM

Even dumb people deserve to laugh sometimes.

7/31/2009 9:08:56 AM

i hung out with dave attell drinking beers at the Old Bar back in 2004 when he came to Charlie Goodnights

he says FUCK a lot



oooh oooh, i actually think Jim Norton is funny. i've seen his stuff on HBO once or twice. he's so diiirrrrtttyyyyy.

7/31/2009 9:13:21 AM

I like Ron White. Him and Bill Engvall are both good enough comics.

Larry the cable guy and what's-his-face have been telling the same jokes for a while now.




Tim Wilson is pretty funny once.

7/31/2009 9:16:47 AM

^^That is a guy I'd like to drink a beer with and shoot the shit

and I love Jim norton. I try to listen to him every day on the opie and anthony show

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7/31/2009 9:17:05 AM

I love Ron White, but I didn't wanna admit to it, cuz I didn't want saps to call me a retard.

7/31/2009 9:18:07 AM

It's ok. I like Ron white too, and saps calls me a retard all the time for other shit- you get used to it

7/31/2009 9:20:02 AM

I saw Ron White in 2004 when he came to Raleigh, and a fat man in overalls walked up to the stage and asked Ron for a glass of Scotch in the middle of the show. Ron White talked trash about him for a good two minutes, and the guy still wouldn't go away and kept asking for Scotch. Finally some security people had to walk in and lead the guy back to his seat.

7/31/2009 9:22:25 AM

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"RAWN WITE "

MOAR LIEK YAWN WITE AMIRITE?

7/31/2009 9:23:28 AM

Quote :

"I can't say that I've ever laughed at anything Jen has posted."

this unfortunately does not surprise me. I'm not funny

8/2/2009 11:02:56 PM

that shit's played out, yo.

8/2/2009 11:05:49 PM

nm

[Edited on August 2, 2009 at 11:09 PM. Reason : nm]

8/2/2009 11:08:53 PM

I can't say that I've ever laughed at anything BIGcementpon has posted.

8/2/2009 11:14:38 PM

^^owned

8/2/2009 11:15:46 PM

Naw son.

Naw.

8/2/2009 11:19:12 PM

Jen I thought you were pretty funny the few times we chatted

8/2/2009 11:20:03 PM

Blue collar comedy tour is painful to watch. While I can understand the appeal of Ron White, Jeff Foxworthy's 20 year old jokes, and even to some extent Larry the Cable Guy's three jokes, Bill Engvall is down right terrible.

Dave Attell has to be my favorite stand up, and I have yet to see him live.

Louis CK was damn good live. Very few recycled jokes and he was surprisingly witty off the cuff.

I hate Dane Cook and whoever that guy is with the puppets. I still can't decide if that guy is a shittier comedian or ventriloquist.

8/2/2009 11:20:18 PM

all those guys' acts were at least ok the first time you saw them. the problem is they've been recycling the same jokes since they've been on stage. dunham (puppet guy) has been doing some of those characters for nearly 20 years now. i remember watching him on comic strip live when i was like 10 years old.

8/2/2009 11:23:45 PM

Dane Cook made me laugh when I heard him the first time. It seems he doesn't ever have any new jokes though. They might have different words/wording, but it's usually just the same shit over and over again coupled with gestures and weird noises.

The Blue Collar Tour isn't even remotely humorous.

Jeff Dunham made me smirk a few times the first time I saw him, but even by the end of the show his act was getting old.

Sarah Silverman is a decent combination of funny and hot that I'd bang her. (she wouldn't be as hot to me if I didn't think she was somewhat funny, and she wouldn't be as funny to me if she didn't look somewhat attractive)

8/2/2009 11:32:59 PM