Quote :

""Shakespeare got to be paid" ... I saw a shirt that said that. I need it. I think it was on toothpastefordinner.com, but not sure. Thx for the reminder."

http://www.sharingmachine.com/index.php?item=29

toothpastefordinner is awesome

[Edited on August 3, 2009 at 9:49 PM. Reason : quote]

8/3/2009 9:48:25 PM

Ok, so I'mma make this difficult son.

Give me a reading son, but I'm not asking questions. I just want a reading son and it had better either be true, or if it's going to be a prediction it had better come true son! Otherwise you are a fake son and then I'mma call you out son!

8/3/2009 9:51:08 PM

Toothpastefordinner is great, but Perry Bible Fellowship is my absolute fav.

8/3/2009 9:52:22 PM

Saab, you will have ten daughters and no sons, SON.

8/3/2009 9:53:28 PM

This reminds me of the time I had the Miss Cleo tarot cards.

8/3/2009 10:21:26 PM

i demand a reading

8/3/2009 10:22:07 PM

dnp

8/3/2009 10:22:52 PM

ahem

8/3/2009 10:23:45 PM

do me

8/3/2009 10:29:32 PM

IMStoned: I will do you, but you will be too stoned to remember.

Scrumps: I forgot about your cleo cards! LOL! You will die at a very heated auction in which you win a controverial bid on a red violin. The red violin is haunted, and it will be your demise.

As for the rest of you, you will have fun times in the champagne room.

8/3/2009 10:33:17 PM

disappointing. i won't be recommending you to anyone.

8/3/2009 10:34:43 PM

ok well come over and then i'll ask you what happened tomorrow

8/3/2009 10:37:00 PM

Okay, Rat, you will win the lottery and will use the winnings to open a trailer park for the mentally challenged. You'll spend the rest of your days getting drunk with tards and enjoying the tax write-off.

And stoned: I live in FL. You come over.

[Edited on August 3, 2009 at 10:39 PM. Reason : .]

8/3/2009 10:38:15 PM

Make it a red banjo, plz.

And I think I still have those cards somewheres...

8/3/2009 10:53:57 PM

Watch the movie, The Red Violin. Then I'll make it a banjo.

Btw, banjos rock. I am craving some Avett Brothers at the moment.

8/3/2009 10:58:11 PM

I don't mind the Avett Brothers, but I play more technical banjo. Bluegrass, et al.

[Edited on August 3, 2009 at 11:03 PM. Reason : And you watch Identity. That movie rules.]

8/3/2009 11:02:46 PM

poast!

8/4/2009 2:15:21 AM

lemme know something that doesn't involve me dieing

8/4/2009 2:36:04 AM

What if you're a Scorpio born on a cusp?

8/4/2009 3:56:26 AM

H8R: You will go to Florida and make lots of with a mysterious woman
BigEgo: You are destined to surpass 100,000 posts on teedub and join the teedub hall of fame
Carl: You will decide to break out your longboard (skateboard) again, then break your back and die (fucking, since you're a Scorpio)

8/4/2009 8:02:28 AM

O YOU

8/4/2009 12:21:57 PM

Quote :

"Saab, you will have ten daughters and no sons, SON."

I KNEW IT SON, YOU ARE A FAKE PSYCHIC SON!!!

YOU HAVE GIVEN ME PREDICTIONS THAT CANNOT COME TRUE IN DUE TIME SON!!!

8/4/2009 12:24:10 PM

you know all....tell me

8/4/2009 12:24:33 PM

This is turning more and more into a myspace reading

8/4/2009 1:29:32 PM

Quote :

"BigEgo: You are destined to surpass 100,000 posts on teedub and join the teedub hall of fame"

FML

8/5/2009 9:04:38 AM

posting

8/5/2009 9:49:45 AM

please do a reading for me...

8/5/2009 9:55:03 AM

Tarun: You will drown in a freak winery accident after falling into a vat of fermenting merlot.
Pickle: I thought you were a boy because pickles are phallic objects. Surprisingly, you're a cute girl! As for your future, you will open a popular greeting card company and hire me to write copy.
Kirk: You will get a job as a male fitness model and live happily ever after. Oh, and you'll complete the Kona Ironman within the next ten years.

8/5/2009 12:28:10 PM

Will it rain next Wednesday in St. Louis? I need to know because I bought expensive baseball tix and don't want to waste them

Is that how this thread works?

8/5/2009 12:30:08 PM

Naw son!

She will, at best, give you predictions that cannot come true in due time son.

DUE TIME SON.

8/5/2009 12:33:00 PM

<-- ?

8/5/2009 12:33:44 PM

Quote :

"Pickle: I thought you were a boy because pickles are phallic objects. Surprisingly, you're a cute girl! As for your future, you will open a popular greeting card company and hire me to write copy."

hell yea! and thanks

8/5/2009 12:44:00 PM

NyM: Yes, it will rain. You should give me your tix immediately as not to waste them.
pinkpanther: You will be the most beautiful bride EVAR and you and your man will be together past your 50th wedding anniversary.

8/5/2009 12:53:54 PM

will i be happy with my decision that i called out of work tonight to party? like, will it be worth it?

8/5/2009 12:58:45 PM

Dude, it's always worth it to skip work in lieu of partying. Honestly, quit your job. You'll have more fun without that shit.

8/5/2009 12:59:40 PM

will do! thanks

8/5/2009 1:00:43 PM

Hey sis, should I buy a new set of Vera (purse, wallet, cosmetic case) OR should I invest in one of thsoe portable DVD players you take on a plane? I feel like spending some cash.

Wait, that's just a question - not really a psychic reading request. Look into my future and tell me if our babies will have a big head.

[Edited on August 5, 2009 at 1:03 PM. Reason : .]

8/5/2009 1:03:02 PM

Post. Tell me my future.

8/5/2009 1:08:01 PM

read me

8/5/2009 1:18:24 PM

me next

8/5/2009 1:20:35 PM

^^^^ Skip the Vera and go for Chanel instead. It's timeless, feminine and seductive. Or, get a used portable DVD player from Amazon. I should say, in the interest of your marriage, ask my brother first. As for big-headed babies, duh. Your kids will be C-sections. It's a family tradition.

^^^ Shawna, you and Fermat will get married, shotgun-style. One weekend, you will leave him with the kids to party with me in Vegas.

^^ Dust, you will step in front of a fan and be blown away to your demise. Dust and fans don't mix.

^ You will become mayor of Cary, only to be kicked out of office thanks to a facebook poking scandal involving me.

8/5/2009 1:23:01 PM

Now that's my kinda psychic.

8/5/2009 1:25:52 PM

Good call. I'll ask tell hubster I'm buying a purse and that we are adopting.

8/5/2009 1:28:56 PM

fans just relocate dust... if I end up on the other side of the room thats not so bad is it?

8/5/2009 1:31:26 PM

^^ May I suggest fractional handbag ownership? When you get sick of it, you send it back: http://www.fractionallife.com/fractional_handbags.asp

Luxury accessory club membership is the way to go.

Bag, Borrow or Steal is my fav. http://www.bagborroworsteal.com/#

[Edited on August 5, 2009 at 1:33 PM. Reason : STEAL IT!]

8/5/2009 1:32:14 PM

I want my reading...

8/10/2009 9:33:22 PM

i want a reading!!

8/10/2009 9:41:54 PM

HUH?

8/10/2009 9:43:44 PM

Plz to give me false hope.

8/10/2009 9:50:44 PM

im sure this will get to page three

8/10/2009 10:51:42 PM