i never knew this thread existed, i've got some ghetto ass people from my hs. I'm gonna put a dent in this bitch

3/17/2010 1:22:55 PM

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"R.I.P 2 ALL OF THE YOUNG LADIES THT R DYING TO BE ME......IM 2ND2NONE AND THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER ME.....I LOOK GREAT NAKED..I PROMISE..."

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"HOW DOES THE PERSON THT U CARE SO MUCH FOR ACT AS IF U DNT EXIST???? U LEAVE 2 GO 2 THE STORE AND NEVER CAME BACK..U LEFT THE DOOR WIDE OPEN..DOES THT MEAN UR COMING BACK OR U JUST DNT GIVE A (F) UCK??? AT THE END OF THE DAY, ***I LOOK GREAT NAKED, I PROMISE*** (3 UP)"

Quote :

"5'3....160LBS...BEAUTY IS N THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER..I LOOK GREAT NAKED..I PROMISE..(3 UP)"

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"NOT WANTING TO HAVE SOME TYPE OF RELATIONSHIP WITH ME IS LIKE TRYNA COMMIT SUICIDE...MEANING....THTS A DUMB ASS MOVE....I LOOK GREAT NAKED..I PROMISE..."

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"THE LADY AT THE VICTORIA SECRET STORE TOLD ME THT I NEEDED A SMALL..SO I GOT A MEDIUM...I REALLY THINK THT A LARGE WUD HAVE BEEN MY BEST BET..OH WELL..I STILL LOOK GREAT NAKED..I PROMISE..XIAN SYMONE"

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"NEW PICS..NEW PICS..NEW PICS..HOPEFULLY IMMA BE SCREAMING SOMEBODYS NAME REAL REAL SOON...HELL THE NEIGHBORS MIGHT KNOW MY NAME, SOCIAL, ADDRESS, ETC....I LOOK GREAT NAKED...I PROMISE...I LOVE BEING ME"

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" SORRY THT IVE NEGLECTED U GUYS...BUT IM STILL RECUPERATING FROM THE WEEKEND..HAD A DAMN BALL..BEING CATERED TO IS THE SHIT...I LOVE BEING ME...OH YEAH...I LOOK GREAT NAKED..I PROMISE..Y'ALL SEE THE 3 UP..PHOTO SHOOT THURSDAY..LETS GET IT.."

3/17/2010 1:28:31 PM

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"5'3....160LBS"

oh my

3/17/2010 1:30:44 PM

Am I missing something with that tagline in every post? What in the world is that for???

3/17/2010 1:31:12 PM

facebook is now myspace

SPACEBOOK!

3/17/2010 1:32:19 PM

trollin' for dick on facebook

3/17/2010 1:32:37 PM

Quote :

"WHEN WILL THINGS CHANGE IF U WANT MORE OR THINKS THE GRASS IS GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE JUMP OTHER THERE BUT DONT COME BACK"

Quote :

" WELL ITS JUST ANOTHER DAY AND IM JUST ANOTHER BITCH LOVE ME OR NOT IM STILL A BITCH"

Quote :

" U KNOW WHAT IM NOT GETTIN ON A LEVEL BELOW MY GROW ASS WOMAN LEVEL SO HATE ALL U WANT ME AND CALVIN IS GETTIN MARRIED JUNE 5TH 2010 AND I WILL BE MS. EAGLES."

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"I LOVE HOW PEOPLE CAN JUST GO AROUND TELL OTHER PEOPLE THAT U SAID SHIT..... IM SO FUCKIN HAPPY THAT IM UR WORLD AND U HAVE NOTHING BETTA TO DO THEN MAKE SHIT UP ABOUT ME..... STUPID ASS PEOPLE NEED TO GET OFF MINE AND FIND A LYFE"

this same girl had a facebook event page for her wedding with an open invite because they were getting married at the court house

3/17/2010 1:42:01 PM

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" i want a elephant. there so cute."

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"one shot of watermelon vodka, one ambien, one xanax hope I can sleep tonight!! that should do the trick!! I hope!! 36hours no sleep!! I am so in bitch mode!!"

[Edited on March 17, 2010 at 1:50 PM. Reason : T]

3/17/2010 1:46:47 PM

Quote :

"UR DEAD 2 ME....."

Quote :

"GO KILL URSELF...U R THE WEAKEST LINK..ITS A DAMN SHAME THT IM JUST NOW FINDING OUT...."

Quote :

"BOO'D UP OR SINGLE..LESLIES IS THE PLACE 2B THIS SATURDAY NITE..THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORIDNARY GENTLEMEN PRESENTS: CRUSH..THE ULTIMATE VALENTINES AFFAIR. ITS GOING DOWN @ LESLIES LOUNGE 3945 NEW BERN AVE..COME OUT & LET THE LEAGUE CATER 2 YOUR NEEDS IN THE LOVE LOUNGE W/ CHOCOLATE COVERED STRAWBERRYS,COMPLIMENTARY CHAMPAG..."

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"U CAN BORROW MY SHOVEL...I SEE YA DIGGIN' ME....LOL....."

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"NOT BITTING THE TONGUE OR SPARRING FEELINGS: IF U MOLESTED UR COUSIN, UR SISTER AND GOD KNOWS WHOMELSE, Y DNT Y'ALL THINK HE WILL DO THE SAME 2 HIS OWN CHILD..SO BUSY WORRYING ABOUT WHT EVERY1 ELSE IS GONNA SAY..WHT ABOUT THT INNOCENT CHILD'S WELL BEING?? AND THE BABY'S MOTHER DOESNT KNOW..U CANT HELP SOME1 IF ITS NOT ..."

Quote :

"ABOUT TO DO A BODY PAINT CALENDAR....R U READY????"

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" SO AMAZING....GOOGLE ME...(WINK).....NXT"

3/18/2010 10:47:31 AM

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" Haters look at me cause I don't see them. I'm sparkling on em wrist water blue I'm hater resistant like I'm waterproof..."

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"Got yo bopper going crazy Ni99a, she feel like I'm the man, I sent her a message Said "I see you when I can" she sent me one back but I ain't never read it, Cause pussy only pussy and I get it when I need it......."

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" I stuck my di*k inside this life, until that bit*h came. I went hard all fall like the ball teams just so i can make it rain all spring!"

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" I just saw a dam rat in the bwi airport yall mf'ers is nasty..."

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"It works everytime Patron you my nigga..."

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"Im so fly ma, call me da pilot. While these other niggas burnt dog im still on fire.. I live da fast life chic i dont wear brake pads move em by sea i'm out ya weight class whatever it is, you might need a face mask. Spilling a nigga thoughts might get a nigga offed, So for a couple stacks i can get a nigga bought...re..."

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"Click of broke nuccas means ya crew is useless..me and my nuccas having dollars like we born jewish....ha ha GMC"

3/18/2010 10:53:48 AM

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"Tonight has been a great night and I really enjoyed myself but a word of advice DON'T NOBODY EVER EVER IN THEIR LIFE EAT SOME HABANERO THAT SH!T MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE HELL TRUSTE ME WHEN I SAY THIS!!"

3/19/2010 9:16:35 AM

Quote :

"Quote : " I just saw a dam rat in the bwi airport yall mf'ers is nasty..." "

this made me LOL pretty hard

3/19/2010 9:38:04 AM

i bet you that tracy chick got rid of fbook after that one

3/19/2010 10:30:07 AM

worst part is that she was engaged.

3/19/2010 10:36:16 AM

3/19/2010 10:38:29 AM

Tracey one (like most) are fake.

3/19/2010 10:40:57 AM

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"Blue lights flashing...black male...nice ride...PLUS favor = friendly warning! Officer..."Have a gud nite mr young" Me..."U2 sir""

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"whn u bck'n up ya honda @BEANIE FLEMING...try nt to be fuss'n any1 out...u might leave sum of it behind on that...um, curb! ROTFLMAO!!"

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"the Barber-man is @your service! Lookin to serve and get that line tight...hit the inbox for inquiries! And plz mam/sir..word of mouth is a GREAT advertisement...refer me 2 friends & family THANK YOU!"

Quote :

" U wanted extra sauce...I get shot in the butt!"

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"Ya'll jacking my thought process up with all these pictures of look-alikes. I'm seeing pictures of all these fine looking women and then I look at the page and Im like...oh ok. I thought i was about to spit game to Janet Jackson the other day! lol"

3/19/2010 11:03:21 AM

My frontal lobe hurts.

3/19/2010 11:10:08 AM

Im pretty sure this is NCSUGAlxPac or whoever:

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"is predicting that we will have another Civil War soon! Teach your kids not to be thugs, don't let them take your guns, & "good people".... stand for what you believe in... Hang on, it's gonna be a bumpy ride! in a nutshell.... F&%$ Obama!"

3/21/2010 12:41:09 AM

its not

3/21/2010 12:44:04 AM

Oh, yeah my bad. It was someone else with the same first name.

Still a stupid status update.

3/21/2010 12:46:19 AM

yes it is

3/21/2010 12:48:56 AM

She's a Raleigh Police Officer. I'm wondering if I can do anything with that information.

3/21/2010 12:53:25 AM

Hahaha, it takes stuff like last night for all the conservatives to come out of their shell. It must seem like the world is ending for them:

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"do the house of representatives really believe that the backdoor deals Obama is promising them will pay off? Oh, and since we have no money, how will we afford socialized medicine?"

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"is heading to bed. Not the type to quote literature, but given tonight I'd say Dostoyevsky is appropriate: "...all, all will they lay down at our feet, and we will authorize and remit them all in Thy name, and they will believe us and accept our mediation with rapture, as it will deliver them from their greatest anxiety and torture -- that of having to decide freely for themselves." ::smh::"

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""The only disability in life is a bad attitude." VERY TRUE. Good Night."

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"finds a small bit of irony in getting ready to sign up for Constitutional Law I next semester, as the House tramples it to enact a trillion-dollar government takeover of healthcare (by 4 votes) ::smh::"

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"awful day! our country is going down the drain. One Big Ass Mistake America. leave my health care alone!!!"

3/22/2010 8:27:33 AM

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"Ya'll jacking my thought process up with all these pictures of look-alikes. I'm seeing pictures of all these fine looking women and then I look at the page and Im like...oh ok. I thought i was about to spit game to Janet Jackson the other day! lol"

Not gonna lie, that's pretty funny.

3/22/2010 8:45:32 AM

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"is feeling a little red today... any good communist tunes we can hum along to together? Let's borrow one from the old USSR shall we?!"

3/22/2010 8:45:52 AM

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"Thank God I'm smart enough to put my hope, faith, and soul in the hands of Jesus Christ,and not the hands of the united states government and President Obama. you people voted for him, and when your surgeon only completes high school & and cuts on the wrong body part bc he's getting paid the same as a mcdonalds worker,... my quote to you is this; "you get what you get, and you don't pitch a fit""

3/22/2010 8:52:18 AM

lol

3/22/2010 8:54:38 AM

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"My healthcare was fine to begin with...i doubt i'm getting an upgrade to super 93 "

3/22/2010 9:20:21 AM

haha for some reason this bill has made everyone political now.

3/22/2010 9:23:43 AM

i think its funny that people think their health care is going to change. if you already have healthcare with your job, then you don't go on the government health care.

my favorite is the responses some people are getting where it's like, "well you're not exactly right" when someone's bitching about now having government-regulated health care.

3/22/2010 9:48:21 AM

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"I mean...I didn't really need my paycheck anyway. The guy out on hwy 70 may have lung cancer that I need to pay for."

lol...her husband's response

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"What does that mean?"

[Edited on March 22, 2010 at 10:06 AM. Reason : ]

3/22/2010 9:56:11 AM

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"I ALMOST LOST MY LIFE THIS MORNING...BY THE GRACE OF GOD, IM STILL HERE...NOBODY BUT U LORD..I CANT STOP CRYN BC THERE IS JUST SO MUCH I WANNA SAY, BUT NOT ENUFF TIME..I FEEL LIKE LEFT EYE RIGHT NOW..BC I JUST TOLD MY BUSINESS PARTNER THT IF N E THING EVER HAPPENED TO ME, THT SHE'LL TAKE XIAN SYMONE TO THE TOP...I WILL..."

3/22/2010 9:59:43 AM

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"if you already have healthcare with your job, then you don't go on the government health care. "

True, but your employer's costs will go up, so they might get rid of their coverage, and then you might wind up on the government system.

3/22/2010 10:53:47 AM

TWO MIGHTS DON'T MAKE A WILL

3/22/2010 10:55:49 AM

True.

Why do it though?

3/22/2010 11:00:50 AM

Quote :

"SLIPPERY SLOPE ARGUMENT"

3/22/2010 11:01:42 AM

god i guess you're right

we can't get it right the first time so why try

oh my god what have i elected these people to do

your subsidized blood tests are on my hands

3/22/2010 11:02:36 AM

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"EMTALA: Emeregency Medical Treatment and Active Labor Act. Signed into law by President Reagan in 1986. Government control of ambulances and emergency rooms, forcing them to provide aid to the uninsured, regardless of ability to pay."

3/22/2010 11:03:45 AM

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"The tanning tax...health care reform would establish a tax of 10 percent on indoor tanning services. (Outdoor tanning services remain untaxed, of course.) This would raise $2.7 billion between 2010 and 2019. COMPLETE BULLSHIT. Looks like ill be buying my own tanning bed soon. If you want to tan tax free come see me =) nothing will ever keep me out of the tanning bed. especially the government."

3/22/2010 2:44:53 PM

I would de-friend about 98% of these people

3/22/2010 2:50:22 PM

^^hahahahahahahaha

3/22/2010 2:54:41 PM

gosh I am a grumpy old woman...some of these statuses get on my nerves because of the slang. /evoking grandma cameron

3/22/2010 2:56:36 PM

The only thing that bothers me more than stupid status updates are people that use Status Shuffle to come up w/ their stupidity

ORIGINAL THOUGHT? ANYONE!?

Like this one chick has posted 14 status updates today using Status Shuffle to express her displeasure in the Healthcare Reform passing. That's fine. There's plenty of others that don't like it on my feed either, but it'd be NICE if she had an original thought behind it.

My favorite is

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"In Loving Memory of the U.S.A, "July 4, 1776-January 20, 2009"

REALLY? I mean REALLY?!

[Edited on March 22, 2010 at 5:17 PM. Reason : ]

3/22/2010 5:14:52 PM

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"i've never been more scared to be an american"

srsly? i was pretty scared after 9/11 but i could see how this is similar

3/22/2010 5:20:31 PM

One of my friends said something along the lines of

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"I can't believe that NOW the taxes I pay to get a tan will go to pay for abortions"

Seriously people? Did you even look at it?

3/22/2010 6:00:55 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

omg

3/22/2010 6:01:25 PM

Quote :

"Outdoor tanning services remain untaxed, of course.) This would raise $2.7 billion between 2010 and 2019. COMPLETE BULLSHIT. Looks like ill be buying my own tanning bed soon. If you want to tan tax free come see me =) nothing will ever keep me out of the tanning bed. especially the government"

hahahahahahaha At first it appears that she wants to make money off of having her own tanning bed, but she offers her tanning bed to be used for free by her friends, so I don't think she realizes that she can still tan under the sun.

3/22/2010 6:22:10 PM

anyone who types like this:
"I have 2 get a little more info on it bcuz i havnt had time 2 actually get the scoop. But i will get bac @ u 2mrw. Wut i do kno is i dnt like whn gov't tells me what i can and cnt afford. If u "can" afford 2 buy ur own insurance then u hav 2 or u get fined. That hurts me bcuz on paper all i pay is rent and electric. My car is in sum1 elses name as is my insurance. So really based on wt i make i cannot afford 2 buy it myself!"

should not be allowed to have opinions. regarding anything.

3/22/2010 9:46:42 PM

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"Let us remember that the Federal Gov't did not create the states. It was the states whom created the Federal Gov't. NC better get on bored and fight a little!!!"

3/31/2010 4:45:12 PM