^ call bullshit all you want.

the daughter was a butch-dyke in training, didn't like me much, and might have wanted to kick my ass. The daughter had a friend who came over about a month later and blew his brains out in her bedroom with a handgun. They all moved out of that house because the whole event was so traumatic, what with having to pick the kid's skull fragments out of the drywall.

it was one fucked up family.

i pretty much quit seeing the woman after that and she started seeing/moved in with some drunk scrubby fucker who always hung out at the Comet on Hillsborough. But I would still continue to sometimes call her up when i was really drunk and we'd fuck in the car in teh parking lot behind Perkins or Waffle House on Capital Blvd.

that finally ceased after the new guy called me up drunk and crying because i was "breaking his family up" and that he was going to kill me if he saw me at teh Comet ever again.







[Edited on August 13, 2009 at 2:42 PM. Reason : ]

8/13/2009 2:32:36 PM

That is too fucked up to be fake.

8/13/2009 3:22:03 PM

my life is a series of "too fucked up to be fake"

8/13/2009 4:49:08 PM

too bad this thread has such a shitty title - could have been HUGE.

8/15/2009 5:19:42 PM

omg this thread is disgusting!!! i hate it i hate i hate it!!!

i had to see my dads penis recently and it was NOT fun. i screamed and ran out of his hospital room and got the nurse. i could not deal.

8/15/2009 5:24:05 PM

jesus christ, woman

8/15/2009 5:34:44 PM

well he was also having a seizure so it made the moment a little more intense than it should have been probably

8/15/2009 5:35:36 PM

sorry to hear about your pops. obviously such an emergency requires medically-trained intervention.

you also might want to consider the whole "ability to deal with reality" thing.

8/15/2009 5:44:38 PM

i've walked in on my parents once. it scarred me for life.

i also walked in on my dad full on naked once as a child b/c he forgot to lock the door.

my mother also likes to make sex jokes at the dinner table and i have to run away screaming like a child b/c the mental images pop up and tht is never ok

8/15/2009 5:49:00 PM

i walked in on my parents one saturday morning when I was an older teenager. never saw anyone jump for the covers so quick.

it stuck in my mind, but I can't say it scarred me at all. then again, i didnt really see any gory details.

i'd previously heard them having sex as a kid, mostly just giggling and shit and the waterbed sloshing around... again, nothing really graphic. i'd just go downstairs and eat or watch tv and i wouldnt hear it anymore.

8/15/2009 5:54:15 PM

my parents met at the roller skating rink on the Air Force base where their parents were stationed

[Edited on August 15, 2009 at 5:57 PM. Reason : just trying to make this thread a little less gross, even if it is a parody]

8/15/2009 5:55:19 PM

^ awww that is kind of sweet

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"you also might want to consider the whole "ability to deal with reality" thing."

dude in my reality my dad has neither a penis nor balls.

8/15/2009 6:35:57 PM

my father too is a ken doll in my mind

8/15/2009 6:37:28 PM

i swear, you people

8/15/2009 11:05:37 PM

i walked in on my girlfriend's parents last time we flew out to visit them. we'd left to go sightseeing for the day, but five minutes from the house i realized i'd forgotten my camera. nobody answerd when i knocked on the door, so i figured they might be out back beside the pool. they were

if anything, it's even more awkward than walking in on your own parents.

8/15/2009 11:10:50 PM

I walked in on my dad having sex with someone who was not my mom, so that kind of sucked.

Still not divorced all these years later!

8/15/2009 11:20:55 PM

That sucks.

You know, if you really must cheat on your spouse, it's better not to do it with your kids around.

8/15/2009 11:24:16 PM

haha page 1 of this thread is awesome


so glad I clicked

8/15/2009 11:31:48 PM

>> i realized i'd "forgotten" my camera.

mmm hmmm.

sure you weren't hoping for a little DV?

8/16/2009 1:59:04 PM

I would so fuck my mother in law.

8/16/2009 3:56:19 PM

OMG that's so wrong.

and worse: one day your wife is going to find that post.

8/17/2009 1:21:43 AM