kiwi u need my dick in your life so you can quit worryin about this dumb shit

cuz ya boy obviously aint gettin it done

8/14/2009 2:07:28 PM

what a dumb fucking thread

wtf is wrong with kiwi? someone please spell it out for me.

8/14/2009 2:10:27 PM

W
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8/14/2009 2:10:59 PM

honestly i think shes fine. she used to actually be crazy before, but i think she's just bored, and purposely trying to start TWW drama because it's so easy to do and provides lulz for everybody.

8/14/2009 2:12:04 PM

awesome thread now, hahaha

8/14/2009 2:12:21 PM

8/14/2009 2:13:55 PM

you ever had sex with a girl Kiwi??

jealousy is a stinky perfume...

8/14/2009 2:15:13 PM

It is in fact Kiwi who had sex with ambrosia last night

8/14/2009 2:16:48 PM

I am not into girls, thx though.

So who did you kidnap and tie up to be tortured? We are just DYING to know!

8/14/2009 2:18:20 PM

Quote :

"So all your excitement can be placed in one spot, this thread! OMG YAY [I'd like to surf tww without hearing the details so keep it in here, k?]"

Quote :

"So who did you kidnap and tie up to be tortured? We are just DYING to know!"

8/14/2009 2:19:44 PM

My point exactly.

8/14/2009 2:20:41 PM

You want it kept in here so you don't have to click and read about it, yet you're asking a bunch of questions? I don't get it.

8/14/2009 2:21:02 PM

You wouldn't, it's ok. *pats head*

8/14/2009 2:21:47 PM

i have nothing to add to this other then the fact that kiwi is a dumb bitch, and her life must really fucking suck if she feels the need to follow ambrosia around and post shit about her....

8/14/2009 2:23:35 PM

Yeah, I'm not sure why ambrosia is something she's focused on son. It doesn't make a lot of sense to me.

8/14/2009 2:25:48 PM

It used to be amusing and sad. Now it's predictable and sad.

8/14/2009 2:31:59 PM

women are crazy

some more than others

hence this thread

8/14/2009 2:32:18 PM

Quote :

"jealousy is a stinky perfume..."

8/14/2009 2:32:45 PM

Quote :

"I remember when these gay threads were made and people posted pics of catfish and embedded falling hearts. TWW sucks now. I miss teh catfish."

I remember this:

8/14/2009 2:37:24 PM

8/14/2009 2:38:56 PM

Wait, you guys missed those posts??

8/14/2009 2:49:48 PM

I liked Kiwi better when she was just a shitty painter who knew nothing of the history of art.

8/14/2009 2:52:03 PM

I liked her better when she knew her place.

8/14/2009 3:00:54 PM

Quote :

"hang out, socialize, and just generally screw around!"

8/14/2009 3:02:27 PM

8/14/2009 3:03:56 PM

I liked ambro better when she didn't brag about her sexual escapades.

8/14/2009 3:08:40 PM

You never liked her. Don't lie

8/14/2009 3:09:43 PM

Then I guess I shouldn't go on about all the little things that I'm pleased about, or knowing that she'll be back for more, or how perfect her nipples are.

And I definitely shouldn't discuss fisting and the logistics of keeping lube off light switches.

In sum, kiwi wants details, but doesn't have the fortitude to actually ask and so has, yet again, taken the passive-aggressive route of trying to flush out said details

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 3:13 PM. Reason : d]

8/14/2009 3:12:24 PM

Don't forget! Cunnilingus is a skill that some women just have.

8/14/2009 3:14:19 PM

btw, silicone lube, loved for its staying power, is a double-edged sword.

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 3:16 PM. Reason : ss]

8/14/2009 3:15:24 PM

I think I actually puked a little in my mouth. Poor, poor girl.

8/14/2009 3:16:55 PM

But yet, you're the one who just can't get enough.

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 3:18 PM. Reason : by]

8/14/2009 3:17:29 PM

so are you guys like... totally best friends outside of tww?

8/14/2009 3:25:11 PM

You know in Basic Training, I noticed something about guys and girls. The guys would support each other. If there was an argument, it could escalate into a fight, and afterward, a mutual respect would thrive and afterward, maybe a great friendship.

The females on the other hand, stabbed each other in the back constantly and could not wait for the next opportunity.

I'm not sure why, but I think it applies here.

8/14/2009 3:29:11 PM

if basic training = EARTH

8/14/2009 3:30:46 PM

holy fuck this shit is foul fuck you kiwi and fuck you me for reading it

8/14/2009 3:34:57 PM

I, too, have had sex with a girl.

8/14/2009 3:35:29 PM

^^here here, I second the motion

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 3:36 PM. Reason : well, ^ that one too I guess]

8/14/2009 3:35:47 PM

Man, can one of the mods bump my "Ladies, post your lesbian experiences" thread?

8/14/2009 3:39:25 PM

not this again....jeebus

8/14/2009 4:03:36 PM

i had sex with a girl last night too. big fucking deal.

8/14/2009 4:13:51 PM

was zorthage cool with it

8/14/2009 4:22:33 PM

You could say that

8/14/2009 4:35:43 PM

then kiwi needs to choke on a dental dam

8/14/2009 4:42:07 PM

This is sort of my, hey shut the fuck up about your nastiness or tww will know about it kind of thing.

HOW did I know she fucked a girl? She wouldn't shut up about it, in cb or chit chat. So I figured maybe if she got her own thread the shit could stay in here and maybe she would shut up about it everywhere else. Cause, gross.

Good for her and her amazing sex life, bad for me to have to hear about it. Keep yo personal shit off of here nasty!

8/14/2009 4:48:07 PM

Quote :

"Good for her and her amazing sex life, bad for me to have to hear about it. Keep yo personal shit off of here nasty!"

Kiwi, keep your personal disputes off of the wolf web. It's bad for me to have to hear about it. Try a PM next time.

8/14/2009 4:49:39 PM

can I get some details plz?

8/14/2009 4:52:15 PM

as opposed to when kiwi got pregnant for 5 minutes to trap a man. she sure kept that to herself in one thread

8/14/2009 4:53:50 PM

I'm just sayin' in the words of qntm;

Quote :

"Don't start none, won't be none."

When I look at cb I don't want to see her nasty fucking personal life splayed out, ew.


UNTIL NEXT TIME FOLKS.

8/14/2009 4:54:51 PM

lesbian sex isn't any grosser than some breeder munching on your rotten box. get over it already!

8/14/2009 4:57:14 PM