Her tits were like "coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over your cat" sad.

Mournful tits. She has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra.

9/28/2010 4:42:52 PM

"this is my favorite shirt, it used to be red"

9/28/2010 5:38:05 PM

ah ha

Quote :

"HUNTER Good lord, son, there should be a mandatory retirement age for strippers. BROCK Oh, did you see I got cornered by Robin last night? I almost had to chew off my own arm to get away. HUNTER Oh! That poor woman has the saddest tits. Damned depressing. BROCK Right! Yeah, they're like The Notebook sad. HUNTER Tits are like coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over your cat sad. BROCK Mournful. She has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra. HUNTER Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad. Damnit she has gloomy tits! BROCK It's like she put a dollars worth of change into some old socks and then taped 'em to her chest! HUNTER I wanna build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral."

9/30/2010 12:03:43 PM

At the beginning of the episode I was worried (with the strange jump in plot), but then it turned into gold.

Great episode. Can't wait for next week's.

10/4/2010 12:08:40 AM

awesome episode, also setting up for what looks like an epic 3 parter with dean and doc's stories coming up.

10/4/2010 12:43:02 AM

Quote :

"They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra."

aha that was my facebook status for awhile

10/4/2010 2:32:49 AM

That was the best Venture Bros. episode in a while. Maybe ever.

10/4/2010 4:29:39 AM

The more I learn about Rusty, the more I wish I didn't know.

10/4/2010 9:11:33 AM

Quote :

"HOT SANDWICH! YOU KILLED THE VENTURE BOY!"

Lol, "hot sandwich" - I'm gonna have to use that

10/4/2010 10:58:09 AM

This is a 3-parter, right?

Obviously next week is about Dean's internship, but his shock at the mysterious Rusty at the end makes me think that will be from a 3rd episode.

Any theories? Alt-universe Rusty where he's competent? Or did our own Rusty make a drastic change?

I'm wondering if JJ Venture will finally make an appearance, he's been notably absent for a while.

10/5/2010 4:09:58 PM

I'd say Bizarro-Rusty. Maybe he was somehow the conjoined twin in another universe and his brother is the idiot.

10/5/2010 4:25:12 PM

My question is why did Dermott's mother, err..., grandmother tell him Brock was his father? How was she even aware of Brock and if she just chose someone arbitrarily, why not someone that Dermitt had no chance of ever meeting?

Dermitt's sister has some major issues. Also, congrats to Hank for scoring after trying so hard with Molotov Cocktease and the Quymn twins. Dean's hoping Triana will turn out like her mother; both of whom I hope make an appearance this season.

10/5/2010 9:00:12 PM

have we seen dermott's sister before?

if i knew she was 30, it might have guessed where things were going, i thought she was supposed to be 18-20

10/5/2010 10:32:51 PM

I don't think so. Dermitt was getting a ride home from someone at the end of the Rusty Boy Adventure Camp episode, but think anyone was shown, just their voice was heard. I would think her mom would not want her daughter anywhere near that compound. Again, why was Brock chosen to be the father? I assume it'll be explained in another episode. This series has very few loopholes.

10/5/2010 11:27:59 PM

the flashback was kinda horrifying, but wonderful at the same time

10/5/2010 11:37:48 PM

Prediction: Dermitt's Grandmother is actually Brock Samson's sister, making Brock Dermitt's great uncle. That still doesn't explain why she would tell him that Brock was his father.

We never saw a visual of Dermitt's mom/grandmother until this episode, so I am pretty sure there are some clues in her appearance, although how this is important to the overall venture bros plot and style isn't clear to me yet.

10/6/2010 12:28:47 PM

Holy fuck tonight's episode was awesomely funny.

10/11/2010 12:09:05 AM

ehh, i didn't care for it. kind of a weak follow up from last week but any episode after the hank story would be a let down. i'm hoping the dr. venture adventure turns out cool with his bizzaro copy.

10/11/2010 2:01:45 AM

I thought it was pretty good

Everything about fat chance is hilarious

10/11/2010 6:16:29 AM

[Edited on October 11, 2010 at 6:16 AM. Reason : dubs]

10/11/2010 6:16:29 AM

Watched Sunday's episode last night and was lolling the entire time. The whole Spider-Man thing was hilarious. I'm looking forward to seeing "Fat Chance" show up more in the future. Does anyone know what the deal was with that lady who turned into a hawk at night and had a bee for a husband? It's gotta be a reference to something.

10/12/2010 9:13:05 AM

^Ladyhawke (1985)

10/12/2010 10:58:34 AM

^ That, turned into a birds and the bees pun.

Also, Spider-man was indeed awesome, as all Nathan Fillion characters are.

10/12/2010 9:04:08 PM

President Lyndon B. Johnson and First Lady Ladybird Johnson

10/13/2010 9:55:14 AM

I love episodes featuring Dr. Orpheus. The way he delivers every line in an overly dramatic way is hilarious to me.

And Dr. Mrs. The Monarch in a cheerleader outfit? Yes please.

10/18/2010 12:13:59 AM

There were some great jokes, but overall I felt like this was the weakest episode of the season.

Probably due to the high quality of recent episodes.

10/18/2010 10:44:39 AM

lol @ the degrassi references. I used to watch the hell out of that show. I'd be pissed off if she did end up with Jay because he was a scuzball.

10/25/2010 4:18:52 AM

"magic guys...that sucks"

10/25/2010 8:06:00 AM

They've been focusing a lot on Billy Quizboy lately.

10/25/2010 10:46:58 AM

There's also been a lot of shoreleave (not major plot points.. but still a lot of lines)

Not that there's anything wrong with that..

No seriously.. it's awesome.

10/25/2010 11:41:27 AM

Holy fucking hell that was the most awesome thing ever

11/22/2010 12:29:18 AM

^110% agreed

Holy shit I cannot wait for them to start cranking out season 5.

And with that, I have nothing on television that I want to watch anymore (there are no more new episodes of South Park and Ugly Americans, right?).

[Edited on November 22, 2010 at 12:33 AM. Reason : except for Sym-Bionic Titan]

11/22/2010 12:31:36 AM

That honestly seemed like 2 hours worth of show there was so much in there. I'm gonna have to watch that over again like 3 times

11/22/2010 12:40:48 AM

Every second was EPIC EPIC EPIC. Best god damn writing I've seen since Arrested Development.

11/22/2010 4:30:19 AM

The whole "Rusty Venture" thing was hilarious

11/22/2010 10:57:49 AM

That episode was fantastic, now to hopefully not have to wait years for another season.

11/22/2010 10:32:42 PM

I fucking love this show.

Quote :

"I'm gonna have to watch that over again like 3 times"

Ditto, I'm sure there was a lot I missed.

They're going to start over from s1 on Sunday on Adult Swim and I'll probably watch it all from the start.

11/22/2010 10:33:59 PM