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8/24/2009 7:24:41 PM

This makes you sound like a huge vagicunt, chembob

Bigger than Seth Cohen, even

8/24/2009 7:25:23 PM

I would have taken his phone and smashed it in his fat face

8/24/2009 7:26:00 PM

right

something that happened three years ago totally defines me.

8/24/2009 7:26:46 PM

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"btw, what's up, EMCE? what did I do to inspire this worthless exposition of yours?"

woah man...chill out. I was just eating lunch today, and this thought gave me a chuckle.... but I couldn't remember the guy's SN that made you grovel.

8/24/2009 7:27:35 PM

I think he wants to apologize to another dude's gf... and wanted to hear your take on it.

8/24/2009 7:28:30 PM

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"he wouldn't back off until I apologized to his girlfriend over the phone"

That is some funny shit.

8/24/2009 7:30:24 PM

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"Which one of you was it that traded me a meatball sub for a copy of red alert 2 a few years back? You just showed up, handed me the sub and left, I think the only words exchanged were "here" "ok, here you go" so I can't even recall now."

i want to convert all of my transactions into meatball subs.

I have a guitar i could sell for 20 meatball subs.

bring me a drink and i will throw in the case.

8/24/2009 7:30:46 PM

oh, well if that's the case, I wouldn't do that

just like before, you didn't offend bjferno's girlfriend, so you shouldn't have to apologize.
hell you shouldn't have apologized to bjferno... and you definitely shouldn't have gotten down on your knees to do it.

so I would say no, you shouldn't apologize to anyone else's girlfriend

8/24/2009 7:30:53 PM

um, it's not like i was pissed off writing that

that would have gone more like EMCE YOU SON OF A BITCH WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BRING UP THIS SHIT UP

but i digress. i usually spend my lunch discussing more mature things than laughing at other's people problems (especially three years after the fact)

[Edited on August 24, 2009 at 7:35 PM. Reason : and where did anyone say I got down on my knees?]

8/24/2009 7:34:53 PM

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"and where did anyone say I got down on my knees?"

well we just kind of assumed

8/24/2009 7:37:12 PM

you know, let me tell you something what would have worked out great. When people are talking, they are distracted.

if the neck torques to the left or the right through the jawline by 7 lbs of pressure, the body automatically gives way, and knocks him the fuck out.

Or if you punch him in the throat followed by a successful blow to the balls, you're bound to see his hands occupied with nurturing those areas which will render other weak points vulnerable. If you want to control those hands as they fly by you however, you should control the hand and twist it with a coke-bottle grip against the natural flow of motion.

8/24/2009 7:39:50 PM

aaahahahaha, man, I just read that with a british accent. fucking hilarious



i usually spend my lunch discussing more mature things than laughing at other's people problems

8/24/2009 7:41:08 PM

I kind of read it with the Comic Book guy from "The Simpsons" in my head

8/24/2009 7:50:23 PM

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"I would love to arrange a meeting with you"

seems like the bjhomoorwhatever is a bit overly aggressive with his e-angst (that snippet was to gunzz for locking a misplaced thread in chitchat....

sounds like a little guy with gland problems

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"Why didn't you just call campus police and make him look like a total idiot? I wouldn't have apologized to anyone's gf over the phone, lol."

agree that or just sack kick him



ahaha that reminds me of some minor shit that went down between ravennumbers and myself a long long long time ago '00 or '01. he wanted to throw down over something stupid and completely not worth getting in a actual fight over (e-honor stuff or something) and we eventually worked it out via IM. if someone ever actually hunted me down though (not a mutual meet at a secondary location for pre-determined fisticuffs) i would have no qualms bringing foot to crotch or maglight to face. afaic if you're douchy enough to actually seek me out over matters of e-honor you don't get a fair fight (is there really one of those anyways ever?)

[Edited on August 25, 2009 at 11:04 AM. Reason : good times good times]

8/25/2009 10:55:34 AM

So, what you're saying is that you most likely would not grovel and apologize to someone in that situation?

8/25/2009 12:21:54 PM