2 at once!

8/25/2009 8:30:03 AM

haha damn

It was awkward, underwhelming and painful.

Tried it a few more times with the dude, broke up with him and then waited another year or so before messing around with someone else.

8/25/2009 8:30:24 AM

YOU GUYS THINK I'M KIDDING DON'T YOU

8/25/2009 8:33:48 AM

i'll tell you what...i've never BEEN with a virgin

8/25/2009 8:36:26 AM

only once, son. it was less than exciting

8/25/2009 8:37:05 AM

^^ raped in the womb

8/25/2009 8:37:43 AM

Not too impressive here. Lost it the summer before my senior year in HS with my girlfriend at the time. Did it in my best friend's bedroom when his parents were out of town and he had a party at their house. She had already lost her virginity, so no exciting bloody event or anything.

8/25/2009 8:38:09 AM

I'm a loser-


103A Lee hall, 20yrs old, on adam8778's futon, with a chick that I had known since 7th grade. Was nice experience

[Edited on August 25, 2009 at 8:45 AM. Reason : --]

8/25/2009 8:45:24 AM

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"Was nice experience"

A+++ Would do again?

8/25/2009 8:46:41 AM

lost mine ON A BOAT at jordan lake...

me and buddy went to meet his girl and her friends...we ended up having some beers, etc...I think I was 16

8/25/2009 8:56:57 AM

with some skank...I was soo high and drunk I couldn't hardly keep it hard and get it in her. When I finally did, I pumped like 5 times and nutted. Rolled off of her and passed out in the middle of the floor. It sucked.

8/25/2009 8:57:20 AM

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"only once, son. it was less than exciting"

qft... the prospect of fucking a virgin sounds awesome, but in practice, they're always just plain awkward since they have no clue what they're doing (weren't we all at one point? but that's what high school was for...)

8/25/2009 9:03:21 AM

me and my buddy went over to his girlfriend's place in high school when her parents were out of town. she was there with her best friend. we all got drunk, he left to get more beer and they took me upstairs.

they both went down on me, had their clothes off, ready to go. But he got back sooner than expected, so the gf had to go back downstairs but the friend stayed up there with me. She was very experienced, so she pretty much took control and didnt look back.

8/25/2009 9:07:06 AM

It was magical. That is all.

8/25/2009 9:07:22 AM

damn I got a RAGING MEGA HUGE BONER reading Jeepin's story

8/25/2009 9:09:13 AM

^^ although the prospects of a threesome for the first time ever having sex sounds epic, think of the bright side, this way you only dissapointed one girl instead of two.

8/25/2009 9:09:13 AM

i think i'm going to start sleeping exclusively with virgins


then they won't know how much i actually suck in bed

8/25/2009 9:16:39 AM

how can a girl suck in bed? i don't know if i've just always been with horrible lovers, or if i've always been with awesome lovers, or if i've just not had enough lovers to know the difference, but i don't see how a woman can be BAD

i understand how a guy can, but not a woman (at least, not in a way that some lube wouldn't help)

8/25/2009 9:18:29 AM

double poast?

[Edited on August 25, 2009 at 9:19 AM. Reason : V]

8/25/2009 9:18:42 AM

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"Tell us about it, all seven of you. "

wut?

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8/25/2009 9:18:47 AM

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"^^ although the prospects of a threesome for the first time ever having sex sounds epic, think of the bright side, this way you only dissapointed one girl instead of two."

>.<

[Edited on August 25, 2009 at 10:17 AM. Reason : .]

8/25/2009 10:16:55 AM

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"how can a girl suck in bed? i don't know if i've just always been with horrible lovers, or if i've always been with awesome lovers, or if i've just not had enough lovers to know the difference, but i don't see how a woman can be BAD "

I have had some real bad head from this chick in my office., She was older and married but cot damn she had no clue how to suck a man off.

8/25/2009 10:31:05 AM

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"i think i'm going to start sleeping exclusively with virgins then they won't know how much i actually suck in bed"

You don't suck if you actually relax and enjoy it. You ain't gotta tie yourself up in knots or have the perfect blowjob technique or wanna go all night long. If you can relax, laugh, and have fun just playing and enjoying each other, who the fuck cares?

This message has been brought to you by zxappeal, who has determined that women who try too hard to be good in bed or get all uptight and don't enjoy it need to lighten the fuck up and forget the overwhelming urge to be all that and a happy meal.

8/25/2009 12:45:05 PM

zxappeal, droppin wisdom

8/25/2009 12:47:21 PM

That and ten minutes ago I just dropped a horribly explosive deuce.

8/25/2009 12:48:47 PM

It has yet to happen for me.

8/25/2009 12:49:09 PM

dude...i was just kidding


i'm fucking awesome in bed

8/25/2009 12:49:34 PM

its true, she is

8/25/2009 12:51:51 PM

>.<

I'd just settle for relaxed and fun.

>.<

8/25/2009 12:53:29 PM

i mean...i could just take a nap and let you throw me around where ever you want


i'd be pretty relaxed then and it's up to you just how much fun you would want to have

8/25/2009 12:59:57 PM

That sounds boring.

8/25/2009 1:01:55 PM

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"how can a girl suck in bed? i don't know if i've just always been with horrible lovers, or if i've always been with awesome lovers, or if i've just not had enough lovers to know the difference, but i don't see how a woman can be BAD i understand how a guy can, but not a woman (at least, not in a way that some lube wouldn't help) "

Mmmm...it can happen.

Girls can be "boring" in bed. Where they don't like to do anything new and they won't let you try anything new. If it's a one night stand and you just want to hook up...then it doesn't matter and you're just happy with the hook-up or busting a nut if possible.

But if it's someone you're seeing or banging on a regular basis...then it can "suck." I've only been involved in something like this once. It sucked because the girl was drop-dead gorgeous and had a smoking body...huge fucking waste.

8/25/2009 1:16:05 PM

this whole thread is boring

8/25/2009 1:16:22 PM

It is ridiculously easy for women to be boring in bed.

8/25/2009 1:18:14 PM

then i'll count myself lucky that i am either a man of simple tastes or never been with a girl that was even remotely boring...because regardless of which one it is, i'm pretty damn happy

8/25/2009 1:19:11 PM

I like em on top, so yeah, if they're not into it it can be a downer

But like jbrick said, if you're just in it for a quick in out in out, it doesn't really matter...she could literally be catatonic

8/25/2009 1:20:36 PM

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"It is ridiculously easy for women to be boring in bed."

QFT.


I've only experienced that once or twice though. My gf and I like to liven it up often.

8/25/2009 1:23:37 PM

I need an honest screamer.

8/25/2009 1:24:33 PM

Haven't had a screamer...just a high-volume moaner and yeller.

8/25/2009 1:49:54 PM

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"how can a girl suck in bed? i don't know if i've just always been with horrible lovers, or if i've always been with awesome lovers, or if i've just not had enough lovers to know the difference, but i don't see how a woman can be BAD"

That awful fucking move where they wrap the legs and make thrusting really difficult.

I've also had some that dislike everything except missionary.

8/25/2009 4:18:27 PM

but my legs are long and get in my way...

what else am i supposed to do with them

8/25/2009 4:20:03 PM

Oh theres plenty.

8/25/2009 4:27:00 PM

show me?

8/25/2009 4:29:54 PM

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"I've also had some that dislike everything except missionary."

Say it aint so!

8/25/2009 4:30:44 PM

It started with a bottle of Wild Irish Rose and ended with nothing but the condom ring left on my dick...I didn't even realize it had broken until after the fact

8/25/2009 4:33:28 PM

Dorm room in wood on my loft. Wasn't that good of an experience for her. I had fun. I think I hit my head on the ceiling.

8/25/2009 4:36:53 PM

It was a cold winter night. The atmosphere was fitting of a stephen king novel....
I was just sitting in my dorm room reading a book, and the sound of the rain outside was so loud that it was able to drown out all noise...even screams. Being that it was pretty late at night, and I was just winding down from a long day before I went to bed, I was pretty off guard. Finally, the clock hit 11:30pm and I turned out the light, heading directly towards my bed for a full night of sleep. Soon after I got into bed, Andrew walked into the room....

8/25/2009 4:37:31 PM

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"i mean...i could just take a nap and let you throw me around where ever you want"

Was that directed at me?

8/25/2009 6:06:18 PM

not directly


perhaps indirectly though

8/25/2009 6:16:57 PM

ok

i mean, that sounds good, but I'd really prefer that you be a little more active instead of napping.

8/25/2009 6:22:42 PM