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not at 1 time

8/25/2009 12:29:40 PM

I wonder if the girls whose best sexual experience was with a girl are too afraid to post it.

8/25/2009 12:34:57 PM

2.04

maybe at once

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on August 25, 2009 at 12:35 PM. Reason : ^oh fuck you]

8/25/2009 12:35:00 PM

8/25/2009 1:01:44 PM

Why would they be afraid to post it?

8/25/2009 1:03:07 PM

20th birthday

one night stand

never even got her name

8/25/2009 1:03:24 PM

(it was Tyler)

8/25/2009 1:05:55 PM

(it was before he lived there)

8/25/2009 1:06:23 PM

(so you fucked him after he lived there?)

Quote :

"going down on a "squirter""

so getting your face pissed on was your best sexual experience?

[Edited on August 25, 2009 at 1:08 PM. Reason : a]

8/25/2009 1:07:25 PM

(no, Slave likes to reference me and my old roommates by name)

8/25/2009 1:08:11 PM

(its a guilty pleasure of mine, I'll admit)

8/25/2009 1:10:05 PM

<This is how they talked in Animorphs.>

8/25/2009 1:14:29 PM

^ dude, those books were awesome

8/25/2009 1:18:09 PM

I ♥ Animorphs.

8/25/2009 1:18:40 PM

my gf at the time and i had made plans to go down to the outer banks for spring break. she was living in DC at the time and was going to fly into charlotte in the morning and we'd drive down to hatteras that day. she always flew stand-by because her dad worked for an airline, so it was never a guarantee that she'd get on the flight she was trying to get on. she ended up having to get on a later flight because everything else had been full all morning. she finally got into town and it was getting pretty late so i ended up calling one of my friends in raleigh to ask if we could stay at his house for the night and we'd just continue driving in the morning. he ended up having to go into work that night and was going to be gone til morning so he said we could go ahead and use his bed while he was gone. we went to sleep for a bit once my friend left because we were so tired and we hadn't really planned on doing anything but sleeping and then heading towards the beach early the next morning. sometime in the middle of the night we were both awake again and just started making out cause it had been a while since we got to see each other. it quickly got very passionate and soon escalated into being a whole lot more than just kissing. the rest of the night was full of love and she ended up cumming all over my friends sheets, lol. we then quickly started cleaning things up and putting the sheets in the washing machine so my friend wouldn't find out. they were still drying in the dryer when he came back home, so i had to come up with some story about wanting to make sure we cleaned up before we left to show our thanks for letting us stay.

the rest of the week was amazing as well.

8/25/2009 1:32:09 PM

w
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8/25/2009 1:47:19 PM

8/25/2009 1:49:49 PM

^^^ that story makes me want to stomp on a kitten.





[Edited on August 25, 2009 at 1:51 PM. Reason : ]

8/25/2009 1:50:56 PM

Quote :

"Quote: "going down on a "squirter" djeternal: so getting your face pissed on was your best sexual experience?"

i see that you are a man of limited experience






[Edited on August 25, 2009 at 1:54 PM. Reason : ]

8/25/2009 1:53:32 PM

lol, good one

8/25/2009 1:53:55 PM

clearly, you have no concept of the female ejaculate.

8/25/2009 1:55:46 PM

lol, good one

8/25/2009 1:56:07 PM

whatever, dude. it's not my place to teach you about the opposite sex.

go on and keep digging that hole.

8/25/2009 1:58:26 PM

lol, good one

8/25/2009 1:59:22 PM

There ain't no sex like adderall sex cause adderall sex don't stop.

8/25/2009 2:25:36 PM

literally

8/25/2009 2:26:05 PM

THEY FEEL LIKE SANDBAGS

8/25/2009 2:28:52 PM

lol, good one

8/25/2009 2:29:45 PM

lol, good one

8/25/2009 3:40:55 PM

Quote :

"this one time...me and dropdeadkate drank a bottle of tequila. she still doesn't remember much after that. but it was amazing. i never knew a whole arm could fit up an anus"

is that why i couldn't sit down for a week

8/25/2009 4:06:05 PM

i just saw a pretty good one on the internet

8/25/2009 4:07:28 PM

i don't remember what happened leading up to it, but somehow i ended up having sex with my girlfriend at the time on a tennis court.

the sheer nerve of thinking someone could find us at any moment made it much more exciting.

8/25/2009 4:08:53 PM

^^ Link?

8/25/2009 4:10:46 PM

it was the first clip on youporn

nothing exciting...just a guy and girl doing it like we all do it


i like that stuff much better than most porn

8/25/2009 4:12:13 PM

he's into bondage so he had some thigh, calf and ankle cuffs. He locked one set on my right leg and one on his left leg and locked them together.

That was HOT.

8/25/2009 4:58:29 PM

lol, good one

8/25/2009 5:18:09 PM

He left $1,000 on the nightstand and got the hell out.

8/25/2009 5:40:36 PM

8/25/2009 5:47:41 PM

Pei Wei?

8/25/2009 5:48:43 PM

as long as I get a nut it was a good one

8/25/2009 8:46:14 PM

hmmm interesting thread.

8/25/2009 8:47:02 PM

Quote :

"He left $1,000 on the nightstand and got the hell out. "

fuck yeah, that would be the best! lol

and ^ heeeeey!! Whassup?! Amazing how you show up whenever bondage is mentioned



[Edited on August 25, 2009 at 9:12 PM. Reason : s]

8/25/2009 9:11:38 PM

dunno bout a best, but i've got a few good ones

-back of a car in key west
-on the beach at shackleford banks
-on a boat in the turning basin in morehead city

common thread? could have been caught

8/25/2009 9:14:11 PM

My last gf wanted me to choke her, slap her face, and call her horrible names. That was pretty fun.

8/25/2009 9:18:04 PM

well maybe... but i'd never use cuffs. lol

8/25/2009 9:22:59 PM

It was something like this:

8/25/2009 9:30:22 PM

the basketball shoes only make that 10x more awesome

8/25/2009 9:31:34 PM

That's really the only difference between the gif and how it went down for me.

I was wearing flip-flops and socks (but no sweatpants).

8/25/2009 9:33:02 PM

She literally tackled me and started making out with me at a Christmas party. We were drunk and everyone told use to get a room.

Went to my barrack's room where we went absolutely crazy for hours on end. She told me she wanted to date me and told me a list of her flaws and what to watch out for. I was just as direct about my flaws.

We're married now, and we pretty much stay in the bedroom whenever we're together.

8/25/2009 9:42:50 PM

I don't know about best, either.


I've had some crazy sex.

8/25/2009 10:46:15 PM