OH MY GOD

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8/26/2009 6:59:48 PM

still laughing.

8/26/2009 7:00:06 PM

My tip is to read a bit at http://pavedwave.org

But the short version:

40" length. 38 is on the verge of being to short, and too long of a wheelbase becomes faster but less practical... Not as easy to work up hills.

WIDE, and wide where your feet go. 10" feels about right.

thats what she said

Camber/concave. You want 1/2" to 1" of camber, depending on how much flex you think you want. I'll say that you want some flex. It comes to personal preference though. Concave is another personal preference thing... Flat is not very good IMO because you cannot feel the edge of the deck nearly as well as with just a little concave. Its nice to know where you are without looking down. Even slight concave (1/4"-3/8") greatly improves foot traction on the board. Flat may help keep your arches from aching so much at first, but that goes away relatively quickly.

8/26/2009 7:26:04 PM

pics, or it didn't happen

8/26/2009 7:36:44 PM

Quote :

"i can honestly say this has never happened to me from the description, i can honestly say that i never want it to"

8/26/2009 7:42:56 PM

I ripped a huge fart in packbackers one time and I was joking with a friend and was, "let me check my oil." FAIL.

8/26/2009 7:44:18 PM

Quote :

"pics, or it didn't happen"

8/26/2009 8:20:18 PM

this was entertaining to come home to after lack of internet for a few days

and wtf are you people eating that is causing you to shart? FIBER PEOPLE FIIIIIIBER

8/26/2009 8:41:58 PM

Here's news for ya, sweetheart...

You eat enough fiber and you too will shart.

Mayhap some cheddar to plug the system up a bit?

8/26/2009 8:50:56 PM

or just go get some pepto

8/26/2009 8:55:40 PM

You should keep some kind of sweatshirt or jacket available to tie around your waist next time you get the sharts. Never mind it's 90 degrees.

8/26/2009 8:56:21 PM

Yeah, that's a great idea. Not only will I look homolicious, but this time of year I will look FLAMING homolicious.

8/26/2009 8:57:41 PM

Looking homolicious is better than looking like you shit your pants.

8/26/2009 8:58:12 PM

Hmmm...I might be able to pick me up some hot mens...

and then show them my doo doo spot.

8/26/2009 9:00:24 PM

how the fuck has nobody mentioned D-pants yet?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jmY1BdQbcc

8/26/2009 9:04:21 PM

Quote :

"Looking homolicious is better than looking like you shit your pants."

hahaha

8/26/2009 9:05:32 PM

Next time you make a thread with this title it had better be that they're invented teleportation, or a car that runs on water or that it turns out John Lennon isn't really dead, or another thing of this nature, not that you shit yourself. This was like a huge drum roll and some trumpets before showing a parrot that can turn around on command.

8/26/2009 9:22:16 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF9QI18-Bpo&feature=related

8/26/2009 9:25:17 PM

Quote :

"Next time you make a thread with this title it had better be that they're invented teleportation, or a car that runs on water or that it turns out John Lennon isn't really dead, or another thing of this nature, not that you shit yourself. This was like a huge drum roll and some trumpets before showing a parrot that can turn around on command."

Well...guess yer just shit outta luck, son.

8/26/2009 9:26:42 PM

ITS A SABOTAGE

8/26/2009 9:27:11 PM

(its a mirage)

8/27/2009 2:07:48 AM

ITS A SHIT LEAKAAGE

8/27/2009 2:08:48 AM

i wish my parrot could turn around on command


i taught him to wave, flap, tap his toes, and shake hands but he likes to grab other peoples fingers and bite them instead of actually shaking

8/27/2009 3:19:43 AM

kickin it old school.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0PFi-g0UBs

8/27/2009 4:14:00 AM

the closest thing i have ever had to this happening is runners trots, but even then i manage to hold it in for at least another mile or so.


you could easily make it to the bathroom.

8/27/2009 10:27:13 AM

Thank God I'm back to solid d00k consistency once again. Those yellow assfountain squirts were driving me nuts...AND creating unnecessary stains in my underwear.

8/27/2009 11:10:02 AM

because sometimes stains in underwear are necessary

8/27/2009 11:11:02 AM

Well, dear child...some underwear stains are unavoidable. I bet you have certain panties set aside for that time of the month in case your tampon becomes saturated in your sleep. And everybody has pee pee dribbles, especially in cold weather.

Trying to expel what you think is gas but turns out to be watery doo doo...well that could have been avoided, but not everybody goes to the bathroom for every single fart.

8/27/2009 11:14:50 AM

actually i tend to THROW AWAY stained underwear and buy new ones. because i find stained underwear kind of gross

8/27/2009 11:16:07 AM

also underwear is cheap so

8/27/2009 11:16:32 AM

I would find your stained underwear kind of gross too.

8/27/2009 11:17:05 AM

at least none of them have ever had shit stains in them.

sometimes though vaginas like to surprise us girls and then we are sort of fucked it is true

8/27/2009 11:18:16 AM

oh snap the n00b is about to hit 1,000 posts already

they grow up so fast

8/27/2009 11:19:56 AM

wow i didn't even notice that.

1000th post in the sharting thread ftl

8/27/2009 11:24:17 AM

more like fml

8/27/2009 11:25:10 AM

more like rofl

[Edited on August 27, 2009 at 11:26 AM. Reason : nah not really]

8/27/2009 11:25:55 AM

It's dropdeadkate's fate now to find herself in a public situation with diarrheal shitwater running down her leg.

8/27/2009 11:45:16 AM

Oh, karma would have taken care of that even without this thread son.

8/27/2009 12:02:33 PM

i have not had a shit stain in my underwear since i was 10 i believe. it seems to be a common phenomenon among adults on tww.

you people are just nasty

8/27/2009 12:18:06 PM

You must take extremely clean shits. You must never fart. You must wipe with a fucking wet paper towel and some soap.

8/27/2009 12:19:26 PM

Btw, I take great pleasure in the knowledge that DDK is going to be punished according to the whims of the great magnet. WHAT A FOOL SHE WAS TO DEFY HIM.

8/27/2009 12:22:02 PM

i don't really understand what ^^ has to do it

farting != having shit all over your underwear

and yea, i haven't had any either in as long as i can remember.

8/27/2009 12:23:16 PM

Quote :

"You must take extremely clean shits. You must never fart. You must wipe with a fucking wet paper towel and some soap."

So you are saying you have shit stains on your underwear on the regular and that doesn't bother you as a human being and as an adult?

You don't think the smell and some fecal matter gets from the underwear to the trousers? Which means your trousers and all chairs you sit on permanently smell of shit as well. And that's ok?

What if you had a hot girl jump on you in a bar and you end up having a one night stand? You don't mind that you have shit on your body while you are having sex? If the amount of shit is large enough to stain the underwear, then I am sure you smell ever so slightly of shit when naked. And you are ok with that?

Unless you are night shower-taker, then your night/lounge/sleeping clothes also smell and perhaps are stained with shit.

This is just plain disgusting.

8/27/2009 12:35:51 PM

I'm not a big fan of having shit flecks all over my clothing.

I do what's necessary to prevent things like that son.

8/27/2009 12:42:46 PM

Flushable wet wipes, buy them and profit (or at least have a less irritated butthole).

8/27/2009 12:43:42 PM

^^^ This from someone who at the very least comes from a society where people wipe their ass with their bare hands if not wipes with his own bare hand.

[Edited on August 27, 2009 at 1:18 PM. Reason : *]

8/27/2009 1:17:06 PM

Damn, you fuckers think I have shit all over me at all times. Hey, it occasionally happens. 'specially when you got a ghetto ass like I do and you fart. They tend to bubble thru the asscheeks.

I do wash regularly. I rarely smell like shit.

But damn if I haven't seen twat/shit stains in a LOT of women's underwear. And when I was working for a drycleaner in college, you'd have been amazed at some of the stains I'd seen in women's clothes. We're talking HOT women too.

When barhopping/clubbing/hooking up for one-nighters, it's common sense to make sure you're wearing black underwear if you are a guy. If you are a woman, then it makes less sense, because I'm gonna see the smeg crust in the crotch if they're unlined or if the crotch lining is black as well.

8/27/2009 1:19:38 PM

^^ i clean my ass with a pressurized spray, not my bare hands, as do other people.

but thanks for playing, you ignorant racist ass.

8/27/2009 1:45:36 PM

what is a shart?

8/27/2009 1:49:48 PM

^^ How was my statement racist? Do people in the middle east, northern africa and over to Iran not use their bare hands?

8/27/2009 1:51:28 PM