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H8R
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9/1/2009 12:01:32 PM

titans78
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"i have no problem with northerners who embrace southern life and tradition when they move south of the line.

that being said, there's something to be said about a good old fashioned McDonalds breakfast of eggs, bacon, grits, and biscuits wrapped in a pancake and covered with syrup. The view of your surroundings from a 2 story duplex deck you share with your neighbor. The sight of an old Buick and a broken lawnmower sitting on your front lawn that will "be fixed one day". The call of a 7:15 am train waking you up on a Saturday morning. The pull of a redfish on the oyster beds(left this one alone because I don't know what it means). The pungent, salty smell of the cow pasture the city limits has sprawled out to.

And probably best of all, the feel of sweat dripping down your ass crack because of the the warm 103 degree sun, with no breeze whatsoever, on your back.

Northerners love all those things, but some of them are too stuck up their own asses to just sit back and appreciate a good thing when they see one. Things move slower in the South not because we are somehow inherently less intelligent, but because we take the time to enjoy life and each other, instead of rushing from one thing to the next."


There I updated it a bit for you.

9/1/2009 12:16:09 PM

djeternal
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when you edit other peoples' posts, you need to highlight where you edited, typically by using bold type

TWW 101

9/1/2009 12:18:34 PM

Bolt
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what's up with the no facial hair rule?

9/1/2009 2:26:41 PM

Paul1984
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strike out text is done like this [ s ] text [ / s ] but you don't space it out. otherwise you're just misquoting. Though i think that "fixed it for you" thing is kinda played out anyway.

9/1/2009 2:28:23 PM

Jader
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HAI GAIS WHAT A TOBAGGAN?!

9/1/2009 3:50:42 PM

Rat Soup
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"I hate how most yankees seem to talk through their noses"


what? how many yankees have you actually talked to?

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"I hate how most yankees have big jew noses"


again, what?

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"I hate how yankees call every southerner racists, even though they've never had to live with niggers"


ever been to or met someone from boston? lots of racism up there.

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"I hate that my hometown was completely burned down by yankees after the civil war"


seriously? get over it.

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"I hate how most yankees seem to be extremely superficial and only care about posessions"


ever met a girl from a southern sorority? hell i know a ton of meredith girls who are like this.

9/1/2009 4:03:07 PM

terpball
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I came down because of my idiot father's job. I had no choice. After I lived in NC for a while, I went to NCSU for in-state tuition. Then after I got an opportunity, I moved back up to DC, established DC residency, and I go to law school up here now that i'm not dependent on my fucktard dad.

So yeah, probably because of jobs and fucktard parents forcing their kids to move to the south.

P.S. I "questioned" some of you because some of you were just very ignorant; in some cases just very different though. I do the same up here.

9/1/2009 4:09:12 PM

wolfpackgrrr
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"If there are blacks in these areas, they are nice, productive African Americans. "


lulz, somebody has obviously never spent time in Jersey City.

9/1/2009 6:26:29 PM

terpball
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haha, my point exactly.

9/1/2009 6:35:13 PM

Spontaneous
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"I hate how most yankees seem to be extremely superficial and only care about posessions"


This is typically behavior seen by southerners and Christians.

9/1/2009 6:37:18 PM

jaZon
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"i also don't get the southern stereotype of people up north being "mean" and "unhelpful" and blah blah blah

people are always like "i went to NYC or boston or wherever and it was NOT for me, at least in the south people will actually stop to help you""


I don't get that, either. When I've been in the city everyone was nice as fuck.

9/1/2009 6:41:27 PM

Rat Soup
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it's always just been my observation that southerners tend to be paranoid as fuck about everything and constantly feel like people from the north are out to get them when you really can't be any farther from the truth. i grew up in NC, but my family and the families of almost all my friends were from the north. i've spent a pretty decent amount of time up north to know that yankees do not give a shit what goes on in the south. and no one ever brings up the fucking civil war up there either.

9/1/2009 6:44:31 PM

AceInTheSky
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Hey Rat Soup, you are a stupid bitch.

9/1/2009 6:46:54 PM

Rat Soup
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thanks AceInTheSky. go lick asshole.

9/1/2009 6:47:54 PM

AceInTheSky
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sure will, I will lick you grandma's asshole, she loves that shit.

9/1/2009 6:51:04 PM

mambagrl
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the nice people in nyc are all from other places.

9/1/2009 6:54:53 PM

Rat Soup
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hey man if you want to lick 80 year old asshole that's your prerogative

9/1/2009 6:56:34 PM

AceInTheSky
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yankees move down south because they vote democratic, subsequently the democrats ruin their state so they move down here to get away from the shit hole they've created and end up voting democratic here again. They are like the plague.


[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 6:57 PM. Reason : []

9/1/2009 6:56:51 PM

zorthage
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People in Syracuse so far have been very friendly.

Coincidence that southerners think northerners are rude, but always associate the rudeness from big cities?

9/1/2009 6:59:34 PM

cddweller
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There is nothing, and I mean nothing, I love more than joking about southern heritage with the folks I work with up here on Cape Cod. I walk in a fucking room and hear shit like, "War of nathan agrayshin!" and "You can take the girl out of the south but you can't take the south out of the girl!"

But it gets on my nerves sometimes...

9/1/2009 9:52:11 PM

eleusis
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I liked the people from NY that I met and worked with around the Oneonta and Cooperstown area. That also happened to be an extremely rural area with a lot of farms and retirees that bitched about how much they hated living in NYC.

When I worked around Newark and Trenton, I felt the urge to stab someone about 20 times a day.

9/1/2009 10:04:38 PM

Dentaldamn
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you guys do realize that the majority of the USA is rural land

[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 10:35 PM. Reason : !]

9/1/2009 10:34:28 PM

Spontaneous
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I'm convinced that 95% of people are idiots.

9/1/2009 10:35:07 PM

dgspencer
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some northerners just can't help it guys

9/1/2009 11:23:29 PM

wolfpackgrrr
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AceInTheSky=GroundBeef?

9/2/2009 1:08:09 AM

wawebste
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I could believe that

9/2/2009 1:09:03 AM

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